Uncle Cookie
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New profile pic but it's still the same writing team behind these posts. We are so excited to bring you a new era in the Uncle Cookie IP, in collaboration with our good friends at Disney, Monsanto, & Acme Co.
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i keep thinking about this and cracking up
November 25, 2025 at 12:40 AM
i keep thinking about this and cracking up
Rewatching Endgame and can't stop thinking about this stupid thumbnail.
November 24, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Rewatching Endgame and can't stop thinking about this stupid thumbnail.
Thinking about the Willow show they made and deleted, and the Grease show they made and deleted, and the Batgirl movie they made and deleted, and the Wile E Coyote show the made and TRIED to delete.
November 24, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Thinking about the Willow show they made and deleted, and the Grease show they made and deleted, and the Batgirl movie they made and deleted, and the Wile E Coyote show the made and TRIED to delete.
Munchie Monday! Munchie is going to your alma mater to find out all the embarrassing stories about you.
November 24, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Munchie Monday! Munchie is going to your alma mater to find out all the embarrassing stories about you.
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Playing the first Dragon Age and went into it with the thought I shouldn't romance Morrigan since I did that last time. Then she shows up and Claudia Black starts speaking and it's over.
a man in a suit and tie is standing next to another man in a white shirt and tie
Alt: Screenshot from The Last Dance Michael Jordan documentary. MJ has just lost a dice game to a a scrawny white security guard with bushy white hair. The guard goes to pick up the dice, turns and shrugs with a 'did I do that look' does it one more time, then goes to pick up the dice.
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November 23, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Playing the first Dragon Age and went into it with the thought I shouldn't romance Morrigan since I did that last time. Then she shows up and Claudia Black starts speaking and it's over.
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You might not think you needed to see Kate Bush dressed as a bat today, but you were wrong.
November 22, 2025 at 6:46 PM
You might not think you needed to see Kate Bush dressed as a bat today, but you were wrong.
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November 22, 2025 at 5:02 PM
When the diner gives me over easy instead of scrambled.
November 22, 2025 at 1:19 PM
When the diner gives me over easy instead of scrambled.
The ball is round, and the game lasts for 90 minutes.
November 22, 2025 at 2:24 AM
The ball is round, and the game lasts for 90 minutes.
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MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
November 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
New profile pic but it's still the same writing team behind these posts. We are so excited to bring you a new era in the Uncle Cookie IP, in collaboration with our good friends at Disney, Monsanto, & Acme Co.
November 21, 2025 at 10:09 PM
New profile pic but it's still the same writing team behind these posts. We are so excited to bring you a new era in the Uncle Cookie IP, in collaboration with our good friends at Disney, Monsanto, & Acme Co.
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I have been cast in a George Lucas biopic.
November 21, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I have been cast in a George Lucas biopic.
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booty is inherently based
November 21, 2025 at 7:12 PM
booty is inherently based
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We need a new sword guy in pop culture
November 21, 2025 at 6:22 PM
We need a new sword guy in pop culture
I think you should only do a "1 Favorite [BLANK] for every like this gets!" if you are a lowbie account that doesn't get that many likes.
No one wants to see your top 237 favorite anythings. And then each time you post a new one that bumps the thread which gets it more likes. Vicious cycle.
No one wants to see your top 237 favorite anythings. And then each time you post a new one that bumps the thread which gets it more likes. Vicious cycle.
November 21, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I think you should only do a "1 Favorite [BLANK] for every like this gets!" if you are a lowbie account that doesn't get that many likes.
No one wants to see your top 237 favorite anythings. And then each time you post a new one that bumps the thread which gets it more likes. Vicious cycle.
No one wants to see your top 237 favorite anythings. And then each time you post a new one that bumps the thread which gets it more likes. Vicious cycle.
Last Four Friday
No theme, just the normal random chaos of the Cookie clan.
No theme, just the normal random chaos of the Cookie clan.
November 21, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Last Four Friday
No theme, just the normal random chaos of the Cookie clan.
No theme, just the normal random chaos of the Cookie clan.
I have been cast in a George Lucas biopic.
November 21, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I have been cast in a George Lucas biopic.
While Nicki Minaj had gone right wing I hear her booty still leans left.
November 20, 2025 at 9:33 PM
While Nicki Minaj had gone right wing I hear her booty still leans left.
Think I'll choose violence today.
November 20, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Think I'll choose violence today.
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Added To Watchlist: THE ROVER (2014)
@bradmilne79.bsky.social on David Michôd’s violent postapocalyptic western which is fueled by excellent performances.
www.neonsplatter.com/added-to-wat...
@bradmilne79.bsky.social on David Michôd’s violent postapocalyptic western which is fueled by excellent performances.
www.neonsplatter.com/added-to-wat...
November 19, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Added To Watchlist: THE ROVER (2014)
@bradmilne79.bsky.social on David Michôd’s violent postapocalyptic western which is fueled by excellent performances.
www.neonsplatter.com/added-to-wat...
@bradmilne79.bsky.social on David Michôd’s violent postapocalyptic western which is fueled by excellent performances.
www.neonsplatter.com/added-to-wat...
*Shakes fist at sky* ARI ASTER!!!!!!!!!!
November 20, 2025 at 12:11 AM
*Shakes fist at sky* ARI ASTER!!!!!!!!!!
You have offended my family, and you have offended the Shaolin temple.
November 19, 2025 at 1:14 AM
You have offended my family, and you have offended the Shaolin temple.