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misspooki 🎃🦇

@misstsuki.bsky.social

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AuDHD / Demi-AroAce / SLC✈️SoCal / Digital Artist I just love The Sims 4 & Apothecary Diaries On ne naît pas femme, on le devient Jeder nach seinen Fähigkeiten, jedem nach seinen Bedürfnissen

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misspooki 🎃🦇 @misstsuki.bsky.social · 1m

That’s what the teeth are for btw

Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 21h

If Kid Rock keeps talking, every vagina in America will zip itself closed.

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jenny_tightpants🪑 @jtp.bsky.social · 16h

do not forget to feed your troops

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 17h

(forgetting the word for antibiotics) do i need cancel culture

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misspooki 🎃🦇 @misstsuki.bsky.social · 15m

My grandmother was older than my grandfather and I remember when I was like 8 she joked that having a young spouse kept her young: I fulfill this in my relationship by using gen Z slang with our cats

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Countess Sappho @countess-sappho.bsky.social · 14h

YOU HEARD THEM

Meme image of Shinji from Evangelion leaning forward in a folding chair with his heads in his hands. Text around him reads "GET IN THE FUCKING FROG" and there are two depictions of someone in inflatable frog suits

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Count Grumpula @maxwellshabbsby.bsky.social · Aug 19

For the second time in a week I’ve been given an excuse to share the fact that Waluigi has been confirmed (no idea why) to not be circumcised!

Nintendo Confirms Waluigi is
Uncircumcised for Some Reason

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Nathan Pinion @nathanpinion.bsky.social · 7h

It started out as a bit
How did it end up like this
It was only a bit
(It was only a bit)

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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 8h

babe wake up new climate town video about it's about fuck lawns (basedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbased)

America's Dumbest Crop

YouTube video by Climate Town

www.youtube.com

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misspooki 🎃🦇 @misstsuki.bsky.social · 10h

I’m always willing to vulnerable online for nerdjpg bc if I had their following I would also ask people stuff all the time but want actual answers :’)

misspooki 🎃🦇 @misstsuki.bsky.social · 11h

My most common nausea is the 2nd one and it goes away once you do a poop 😭

misspooki 🎃🦇 @misstsuki.bsky.social · 11h

In my experience, ‘high’ nausea when smells and tastes cause gagging is usually an actual sick, ‘deep’ nausea where you mostly feel better if you don’t move a lot is when I have eaten something my body just doesn’t like, and then nausea that seems indifferent to changes in eating or movement is 🧠

misspooki 🎃🦇 @misstsuki.bsky.social · 21h

My bf was sending someone a HBD text with swipe and it autocorrected to ‘Happy Burial’ and I’m sobbing bc like no that’s the opposite of birthday

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 1d

anybody who's good at history want to tell me if it's good or not to starve your troops

Drew Harwell @drewharwell.com · 1d

Military families on day 9 of the shutdown lining up at the food bank

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onion person @junlper.beer · 1d

all things considered, he’s just a really stupid guy with really stupid beliefs

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jenny_tightpants🪑 @jtp.bsky.social · 1d

less wild than the episode that kid w/ the glasses took off his space helmet and fucking died to prove a point

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · Aug 15

yeah bro i'm being sincere; as in "sin" from the Latin meaning "without" and "cere" from the Latin meaning "the brain" lol

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evil lesbian john williams @micropolyphonia.bsky.social · 1d

(batman "do i look like a cop?" voice) DO I LOOK LIKE A TOP?

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✪ Jonathan H. Gray: “Professor of Halloweenery” ✪ @jongraywb.bsky.social · Mar 26

Thinking about that time the My Little Pony comics, of all things, absolutely bodied Scott Adams.

Close up of Pinkie Pie looking at a newspaper comic saying “Hmpf. I thought these were supposed to be funny?”

The comic is called Ponybert by Trot Adams. It opens with a building and we see a word balloon that says “Well?” The second panel is of Ponybert, the Dilbert stand-in saying “No one is smart but me.”

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John Donegan @donegan.bsky.social · 1d

BREAKING: Antifa leader Habeas Corpus has been arrested in Portland.

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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 1d

Don’t feel stupid if you fell for fake video. It can be really hard to tell these days. But we do have to try and be careful with what we share because there’s so much AI video out there.

It’s just the world we live in now.

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Rev. Deral "FreeLink" Fenderson @fendersonia.bsky.social · 1d

@jay.bsky.team

So on Fridays our friend AJ Link would open a mutual aid thread to anyone that was in need. Since he had good reach, it really helped a lot of people, especially so many marginalized folk. He literally saved lives.

Free Link. He was a fucking hero around here.

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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.bsky.social · 1d

aaand we are officially in the hide-your-neighbors stage

Sophie Sherry @sophiesherry.bsky.social · 1d

During a military-style raid on a building in Chicago’s South Shore, one resident heard a knock on his door.   It wasn’t the feds — it was a mom and her 7-year-old daughter, pleading for help.

He let them hide in his unit for the next 3 days.

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