Michael Crawford
@michaelcrawford.com
Exists simultaneously as wave and particle. Occasionally pretends to be a writer.
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@progresscityusa.com
Formerly @MiklCraw4d at The Old Place™
See the rest of my nerdery at
@progresscityusa.com
Formerly @MiklCraw4d at The Old Place™
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SpaceX shifts focus from something that it will never do on Mars to something it will never do on the Moon.
February 9, 2026 at 3:32 AM
SpaceX shifts focus from something that it will never do on Mars to something it will never do on the Moon.
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My favorite Super Bowl memory is still when Elon Musk was at the 2023 game in Arizona and panicked about his Eagles tweet getting less engagement than Joe Biden's. He then flew immediately to Twitter's San Francisco office to start emergency meetings to fix the site's algorithm.
February 9, 2026 at 3:40 AM
My favorite Super Bowl memory is still when Elon Musk was at the 2023 game in Arizona and panicked about his Eagles tweet getting less engagement than Joe Biden's. He then flew immediately to Twitter's San Francisco office to start emergency meetings to fix the site's algorithm.
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MAGA is not popular and their hold on power is crumbling under the focus and strength of mutual aid and common decency. Thank you for your attention in this matter!
February 9, 2026 at 3:38 AM
MAGA is not popular and their hold on power is crumbling under the focus and strength of mutual aid and common decency. Thank you for your attention in this matter!
Baaaaaaseeeeebaalllllllllll!
February 9, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Baaaaaaseeeeebaalllllllllll!
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Is this the first time a convicted rapist appeared in a government sponsored PSA during the Super Bowl?
And now, to bring everybody right the hell back down to miserable earth, here's Mike Tyson talking about "obese, fudgy people" in an actual MAHA ad.
February 9, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Is this the first time a convicted rapist appeared in a government sponsored PSA during the Super Bowl?
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February 9, 2026 at 3:11 AM
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All these ads where they’re like “help AI replace you at your own job!” Pretty stupid stuff!
February 9, 2026 at 2:59 AM
All these ads where they’re like “help AI replace you at your own job!” Pretty stupid stuff!
Three abusers teamed up to make a weird, fatphobic ad! Nice job, America. No notes.
Doocy: "The new face of RealFood .gov is Mike Tyson. How did you settle on someone who was most famous for eating Evander Holyfield's ear?"
RFK Jr.: "Brett Ratner who helped produce the ad had a lifelong friendship with him."
RFK Jr.: "Brett Ratner who helped produce the ad had a lifelong friendship with him."
February 9, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Three abusers teamed up to make a weird, fatphobic ad! Nice job, America. No notes.
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I've never hated ai more than I do today.
February 9, 2026 at 2:56 AM
I've never hated ai more than I do today.
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a commercial promoting ai.com and ai.com/elon and it immediately crashing is a pretty good way to describe Elon's entire existence. 10/10 ad
February 9, 2026 at 2:57 AM
a commercial promoting ai.com and ai.com/elon and it immediately crashing is a pretty good way to describe Elon's entire existence. 10/10 ad
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“Mr. Beast Salesforce ad” - they’re calling it the least appealing phrase ever assembled in any language. They finally did it
February 9, 2026 at 2:32 AM
“Mr. Beast Salesforce ad” - they’re calling it the least appealing phrase ever assembled in any language. They finally did it
Uh oh. Something stupid this way comes....
February 9, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Uh oh. Something stupid this way comes....
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Donald Trump has turned America into a violent fascist kleptocracy. But the NFL just forced some culturally unfamiliar music upon me. I have never felt more politically homeless.
February 9, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Donald Trump has turned America into a violent fascist kleptocracy. But the NFL just forced some culturally unfamiliar music upon me. I have never felt more politically homeless.
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Great politics should look like a party you want to join
February 9, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Great politics should look like a party you want to join
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The marketing person that recommended cloaking it under the mission of finding lost dogs should either get a million dollars or be buried head down in a pit.
So uh Ring just up and said they've got a huge centralized private surveillance network they can leverage all at once huh
February 9, 2026 at 2:26 AM
The marketing person that recommended cloaking it under the mission of finding lost dogs should either get a million dollars or be buried head down in a pit.
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Yes, and I’m sure they’ll just use it to look for dogs
So uh Ring just up and said they've got a huge centralized private surveillance network they can leverage all at once huh
February 9, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Yes, and I’m sure they’ll just use it to look for dogs
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"Why didn't the Bunny sing about the stock market" okay grandpa time for your nightly smoothie of every pill known to man
February 9, 2026 at 2:24 AM
"Why didn't the Bunny sing about the stock market" okay grandpa time for your nightly smoothie of every pill known to man
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Who can forget that Super Bowl half-time show when Madonna just recited quarterly stock market gains.
February 9, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Who can forget that Super Bowl half-time show when Madonna just recited quarterly stock market gains.
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Ronald Acuña Jr. on stage during Bad Bunny's Super Bowl halftime performance
via u/playalisticadillac
via u/playalisticadillac
February 9, 2026 at 2:16 AM
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Just day no to the Ring surveillance AI
February 9, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Just day no to the Ring surveillance AI
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Kind of gives away the whole game that all the crypto ads this year have been replaced with gambling and AI ads.
February 9, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Kind of gives away the whole game that all the crypto ads this year have been replaced with gambling and AI ads.
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I think perhaps maybe the Patriots can use the sugar cane field to slow down the Seahawk's pass rush.
February 9, 2026 at 1:24 AM
I think perhaps maybe the Patriots can use the sugar cane field to slow down the Seahawk's pass rush.
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Oh my God, these Super Bowl ads just get crazier and crazier!
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Oh my God, these Super Bowl ads just get crazier and crazier!