mervin bourger, of the internet
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help i am trapped in computer - aggressively okay at tetris, rhythm games, total weeb trash
ok, you all agree this fucking sucks and is the worst thing imaginable, but what if we, people heavily invested in it, think it's cool, actually???????????
America, you have spoken loud and clear: You do not like AI. But what if AI is the way to restart the world’s idea machine?
We’re running out of good ideas. AI might be how we find new ones.
What if the best use of AI is restarting the world’s idea machine?
www.vox.com
December 17, 2025 at 2:56 PM
ok, you all agree this fucking sucks and is the worst thing imaginable, but what if we, people heavily invested in it, think it's cool, actually???????????
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“try water fox or ice weasel” try chill penguin. install flame mammoth. you just download bubble crab. literally just use boomer kuwanger. sting chameleon has a search bar, use it to find toxic seahorse.
I asked what I should use instead of firefox and someone said “floorp” and I legitimately thought it was a bit for like five minutes. tech has gone beyond making the torment nexus real to making poob real.
December 17, 2025 at 3:37 AM
“try water fox or ice weasel” try chill penguin. install flame mammoth. you just download bubble crab. literally just use boomer kuwanger. sting chameleon has a search bar, use it to find toxic seahorse.
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Once in a century political opportunity here, if only there were a party to claim it
"According to the…annual Harris Poll, for the 1st time, a majority of Americans believe billionaires are a threat to democracy. A remarkable 71% believe there should be a wealth tax. A majority believe there should be a cap on how much wealth a person can accumulate." www.nytimes.com/2025/12/14/o...
Opinion | The Billionaires Have Gone Full Louis XV
www.nytimes.com
December 15, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Once in a century political opportunity here, if only there were a party to claim it
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Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
December 15, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
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December 12, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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ace combat save me
December 12, 2025 at 6:53 AM
ace combat save me
oh shit new mega ma- 2027
fuck off with that noise
announce that shit next year assholes
fuck off with that noise
announce that shit next year assholes
December 12, 2025 at 3:54 AM
oh shit new mega ma- 2027
fuck off with that noise
announce that shit next year assholes
fuck off with that noise
announce that shit next year assholes
yakuza-ass looking yakuza game
December 12, 2025 at 2:41 AM
yakuza-ass looking yakuza game
apparently dying and then defeating sigma is a softlock lmao
(puresabe route matrix randomizer is good)
(puresabe route matrix randomizer is good)
December 11, 2025 at 2:19 AM
apparently dying and then defeating sigma is a softlock lmao
(puresabe route matrix randomizer is good)
(puresabe route matrix randomizer is good)
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I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
December 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
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This is such a powerful image
November 8, 2023 at 5:16 PM
This is such a powerful image
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I FINALLY FOUND IT.
Been looking for this stupid video for fucking EVER but GOOGLE SUCKS SO MUCH SHIT NOW
Been looking for this stupid video for fucking EVER but GOOGLE SUCKS SO MUCH SHIT NOW
December 4, 2025 at 9:30 AM
I FINALLY FOUND IT.
Been looking for this stupid video for fucking EVER but GOOGLE SUCKS SO MUCH SHIT NOW
Been looking for this stupid video for fucking EVER but GOOGLE SUCKS SO MUCH SHIT NOW
uma musume race bgm tracks shouldn't go as hard as they do
December 3, 2025 at 3:50 AM
uma musume race bgm tracks shouldn't go as hard as they do
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Red Letter Media if it were a Japanese variety show
November 30, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Red Letter Media if it were a Japanese variety show
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It seemed like everyone hated AI at first, but now that we’ve all been forced to deal with it for the past year and learn about the many ways this new technology can be used, it seems like everyone hates AI.
November 30, 2025 at 6:04 AM
It seemed like everyone hated AI at first, but now that we’ve all been forced to deal with it for the past year and learn about the many ways this new technology can be used, it seems like everyone hates AI.
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my “AI is over” anecdote is that my wife was hired over the summer to write scripts for a big tech company explaining how to use their AI tools and after many rounds of revisions, the latest notes said “we’re finding a lot of AI fatigue among our users” and to remove all references to AI
Anecdotally on twitter seeing a big shift the last few days from every AI slop account saying every other creative field is “over” and they’re in control now to now posting about how nobody likes them and it’s not fair and they’ll persevere and real artists respect and uplift eachother
November 30, 2025 at 12:27 AM
my “AI is over” anecdote is that my wife was hired over the summer to write scripts for a big tech company explaining how to use their AI tools and after many rounds of revisions, the latest notes said “we’re finding a lot of AI fatigue among our users” and to remove all references to AI
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This year's Japan Cup was hilarious because Admire Tera reached the goal first by a whole head and beat Almond Eye's record by 3 seconds.
BUT ALSO DID THAT AFTER ITS JOCKEY FELL WHICH MEANS IT WAS DISQUALIFIED BUT ALSO GOT A RECORD-BREAKING MOOT VICTORY WITHOUT A JOCKEY.
BUT ALSO DID THAT AFTER ITS JOCKEY FELL WHICH MEANS IT WAS DISQUALIFIED BUT ALSO GOT A RECORD-BREAKING MOOT VICTORY WITHOUT A JOCKEY.
November 30, 2025 at 6:49 PM
This year's Japan Cup was hilarious because Admire Tera reached the goal first by a whole head and beat Almond Eye's record by 3 seconds.
BUT ALSO DID THAT AFTER ITS JOCKEY FELL WHICH MEANS IT WAS DISQUALIFIED BUT ALSO GOT A RECORD-BREAKING MOOT VICTORY WITHOUT A JOCKEY.
BUT ALSO DID THAT AFTER ITS JOCKEY FELL WHICH MEANS IT WAS DISQUALIFIED BUT ALSO GOT A RECORD-BREAKING MOOT VICTORY WITHOUT A JOCKEY.
between 20 minutes of commercials for 2 minutes of play and the boring, uninspiring offense on display, this bills-steelers game is completely unwatchable
November 30, 2025 at 10:47 PM
between 20 minutes of commercials for 2 minutes of play and the boring, uninspiring offense on display, this bills-steelers game is completely unwatchable
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What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
What a great headline
the dohalim fight in tales of arise may just be one of the top 10 worst fights ever holy fuck
now I remember why I stopped here after my last playthrough attempt
now I remember why I stopped here after my last playthrough attempt
November 28, 2025 at 10:21 PM
the dohalim fight in tales of arise may just be one of the top 10 worst fights ever holy fuck
now I remember why I stopped here after my last playthrough attempt
now I remember why I stopped here after my last playthrough attempt
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MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
November 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
