mervin bourger, of the internet
@mervburger.com
help i am trapped in computer - aggressively okay at tetris, rhythm games, total weeb trash
apparently dying and then defeating sigma is a softlock lmao
(puresabe route matrix randomizer is good)
(puresabe route matrix randomizer is good)
December 11, 2025 at 2:19 AM
apparently dying and then defeating sigma is a softlock lmao
(puresabe route matrix randomizer is good)
(puresabe route matrix randomizer is good)
get in, we're going for a ride
November 18, 2025 at 2:12 AM
get in, we're going for a ride
it's one of these questions too lmao
October 29, 2025 at 2:59 AM
it's one of these questions too lmao
google opinion rewards asking me if I remember watching the fever dream that was last night's world series game on YouTube TV lmao
October 29, 2025 at 2:56 AM
google opinion rewards asking me if I remember watching the fever dream that was last night's world series game on YouTube TV lmao
![Image of text, reading:
How do you feel about becoming a political lightning rod?
People occasionally just flip [me] off or whatever, but nobody's come up to me and tried to make a statement about anything. Personally, it's kind of dumb. It's just a vehicle. So it's ironic that it would even become a political Statement., but nonetheless it is.
[Editor's note: Taylor was arrested and convicted of conspiracy to obstruct an official proceeding in the January 6 attack on the Capitol. He was later pardoned by President Trump.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:naucvsl5gqb5rxh47n6rr53d/bafkreibgqk52magif72s7c6jey52bwxeixhxs4ol4u43csmxl2g3t7yp4a@jpeg)
okay, I know that there's a large contingent of weirdos (likely bots) that glaze elon all the time on reddit, but this is getting out of hand lmao
October 10, 2025 at 2:34 PM
okay, I know that there's a large contingent of weirdos (likely bots) that glaze elon all the time on reddit, but this is getting out of hand lmao
begging these weird-ass lib accounts to stop cringeposting
there's a place for this boomer shit, and it's called facebook
there's a place for this boomer shit, and it's called facebook
September 29, 2025 at 3:31 PM
begging these weird-ass lib accounts to stop cringeposting
there's a place for this boomer shit, and it's called facebook
there's a place for this boomer shit, and it's called facebook
blue jays, what the fuck are you doing
September 2, 2025 at 11:43 PM
blue jays, what the fuck are you doing
I've been going out bowling this year because 1) I had my own equipment from when I played in a casual league some years back and wanted to go back to using it, and 2) a local alley does $2.50 games on Sunday mornings
Eventually switched to a new ball a few months ago, and now my best outing so far
Eventually switched to a new ball a few months ago, and now my best outing so far
August 17, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I've been going out bowling this year because 1) I had my own equipment from when I played in a casual league some years back and wanted to go back to using it, and 2) a local alley does $2.50 games on Sunday mornings
Eventually switched to a new ball a few months ago, and now my best outing so far
Eventually switched to a new ball a few months ago, and now my best outing so far
saw this while going to get slushies and ice cream after ado, good sign
August 4, 2025 at 3:31 AM
saw this while going to get slushies and ice cream after ado, good sign
watching baseball
August 1, 2025 at 11:05 PM
watching baseball
no matter how I could possibly fuck up at work today, I don't think I could fuck up as hard as the contractor that dropped a crane on one of our buildings this morning
July 17, 2025 at 8:08 PM
no matter how I could possibly fuck up at work today, I don't think I could fuck up as hard as the contractor that dropped a crane on one of our buildings this morning
we got rid of warehouse kawasaki and this is all we are left with now
July 11, 2025 at 8:27 PM
we got rid of warehouse kawasaki and this is all we are left with now
I do not like this uma musume. Its smug aura mocks me.
July 9, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I do not like this uma musume. Its smug aura mocks me.
buffalo also doing good things in new york tonight
June 25, 2025 at 4:07 AM
buffalo also doing good things in new york tonight
I read about the latest chapter of kanojo okarishimasu and I'm sure glad my thread back in *2022* when I dropped it still holds true
June 14, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I read about the latest chapter of kanojo okarishimasu and I'm sure glad my thread back in *2022* when I dropped it still holds true
thanks, nintendo
June 11, 2025 at 1:49 AM
thanks, nintendo