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Andy/Melpomeno
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I write things sometimes, need to do more. He/him 🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
So I think I have one gripe (1) with Percy Jackson and the Olympians and it's a super dumb one but it's Clarisse... Why isn't she wearing a red bandana?? I don't know why, I can't even remember if it was from the books, but everytime I picture her I see a punchable face and a red biker's bandana...
a girl wearing a shirt that says half-god on it
ALT: a girl wearing a shirt that says half-god on it
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December 20, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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This is Millie. She just learned how to sled. Hopes you brought a second land frisbee, because she will not be taking turns. 13/10 (TT: millietheredlab)
December 16, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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Uninstall

Even if you "don't use the skin" or "will kill anyone using the skin on sight", playing the game is allowing kickback to JK Rowling in one way or another

Make this licensing deal wholly not worth it

I know it sucks to give up a game you like to play but if enough ppl do it,
🪄✨ BREAKING: #FortniteWinterfest 2025 Harry Potter crossover CONFIRMED!

Stay tune for more updates at tinyurl.com/56y9bxe4

Patch 39.11 December 18

#Fortnite #HarryPotter #FortniteSkin #WinterfestEvent
#FortniteCrossover #GamingTrends #HarryPotterFortnite #Baskingamer
December 16, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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America, you've spoken loud and clear: you do not like being stabbed in the dick with an ice pick. But what if stabbing yourself in the dick with an ice pick is the only way to fight, idk, climate change or whatever?
December 16, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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Can we let natural selection take them please
tesla owners admitting without shame they don’t know how to drive anymore
December 15, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Damn, I was really pumped to check out School Spirits now I have Paramount+ cos the trailers made it seem like it had 'off-beat comedy from the 00s' vibe but... yikes, its just yet another drawn-out teen mystery drama... I've had enough Riverdale to last a lifetime.
a woman in a suit and tie says " do you ever wake up in the morning and realize your life is meaningless ? "
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December 15, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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Throwback to the Xmas when I spoofed mobile game ads too accurately, and no one clicked on the video.
December 12, 2025 at 4:51 PM
So I watched Torchwood Children of Earth- I mean, I watched The War Between the Land and the Sea (serious, they couldn't think of any other title for this??) I am loving the peak RTD vibes of it all, the contrast between the high-stakes scifi ethical diplomacy against the personable family drama BUT
December 13, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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Apparently all the humor of “I’ll have what she’s having” is lost at the pharmacy. Smh.
December 12, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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The S in Leon S Kennedy stands for Scrumdiddlyumtuous btw
December 12, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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Explore a warped Manhattan on the brink of paranatural annihilation in CONTROL Resonant, a thrilling action-adventure RPG.

Watch the announcement trailer: youtu.be/WhQm-ExRz60

CONTROL Resonant is out in 2026 on PlayStation 5, Xbox Series X|S, PC, and Mac.

#CONTROLResonant
CONTROL Resonant – Announcement Trailer | The Game Awards 2025
Explore a warped Manhattan on the brink of paranatural annihilation in this thrilling action-adventure RPG. Unleash the extraordinary powers of Dylan Faden as he fights for his humanity and survival…
youtu.be
December 12, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I'm just obsessed with the way @remedygames.com have already set up Control 2/Resonant! Already, the contrast between Dylan and Jesse.

Dylan's use of the Service Weapon as an up-close, aggressive melee weapon against Jesse's aloof, distant Ranged weapon..

Dylan journeying outside the Oldest House-
a woman is holding a gun in front of a blurred background
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December 12, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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I really need control 2..
#control #ControlRemedy
December 11, 2025 at 9:03 PM
IM SORRY BUT I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO SHUT UP ABOUT CONTROL 2 FOR ALL OF 2026, sorry in advance!!!
December 12, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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CONTROL 2.
CONTROL 2.
CONTROL 2.

HOLY FUCK.
#TheGameAwards
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December 12, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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Immigrants ‘plucked out of line’ at citizenship ceremony at Faneuil Hall “the cradle of liberty”.

If you ever claimed you want immigrants to do it the right way, this should outrage you. On the other hand, If you think this was okay, you need to come to terms with your white nationalist views.
December 10, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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I will go to my grave screaming about how Pennywise being a clown hits completely different for anyone under 40 or 50, because the original intent was that Pennywise LOOKED HARMLESS, because “IT” predates scary clowns, & if the story were modern, Pennywise would manifest as a ninja turtle or Luffy
Welcome to Derry reveals why It loves to use the form of Pennywise the Clown so much.
Why Did IT Choose its Pennywise the Clown Form? WELCOME TO DERRY Reveals the Answer
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December 11, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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So it's AI propaganda

You deliberately chose to make your process more grueling and stupid to get a lower quality result and convince people we should accept AI
The company behind the mcdonalds ad:

Imagine taking more time than it would take to do something traditionally. I bet it would take a builder longer to build a house out of jelly instead of brick, because jelly isn't brick.
December 10, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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One of the best-sketched characters in an incredibly character-rich show: a fascist whose (potentially real!) redeeming qualities are continually undercut by his monumental pride, bigotry, entitlement and pettiness
The most realistic scene in DS9 is when Gul Dukat whined about how the Bajorans never erected a statue in his honor. A prophetic text.
December 7, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Guess cinema is over...
ign.com IGN @ign.com · 15d
As Netflix confirms plans to buy Warner Bros. for $82.7 billion, the streaming service has said it expects shorter theatrical runs for movies in future "to meet the audience where they are, quicker." https://bit.ly/3XCvY8M
December 5, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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December 4, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I have a conspiracy theory that my targeted ads on Instagram keeps showing me gay military porn as a recruitment tool to get gays to join the military....

That's one way to do it, I guess. Really letting go of Don't Ask, Don't Tell.
December 5, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Don't worry, it ain't Spotify (not that Amazon is much better) Been trying to actively listen to more music this year and found some great artists

Also, yes my top artist is the AC Origins OST but that's just cos I've been writing a Campy Pulp Adventure story set in Egypt and it helps me focus...🤠
December 4, 2025 at 5:16 AM