Michael Crane
@mdrabbles.bsky.social
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Michael Crane
@mdrabbles.bsky.social
· Nov 12
New people following me, realizing I only talk about Columbo, Final Fantasy XIV, and death metal.
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Yeah because the groovy white guy everybody fell in love with kicked Ted Cruz’s oh wait no.
She can run if she wants to and if she wins the primary your job is to shut the fuck up and support the shit out of her.
“Senior House Dem“ probably just voted to confirm a Trump judge. STFU.
She can run if she wants to and if she wins the primary your job is to shut the fuck up and support the shit out of her.
“Senior House Dem“ probably just voted to confirm a Trump judge. STFU.
Jasmine Crockett’s Senate bid is infuriating some colleagues.
“She might win a primary, but she ain't winning a general in Texas," said a senior House Dem.
Another House Dem told @axios.com: “Just look to see how many House members endorse her candidacy.” www.axios.com/2025/12/12/j...
“She might win a primary, but she ain't winning a general in Texas," said a senior House Dem.
Another House Dem told @axios.com: “Just look to see how many House members endorse her candidacy.” www.axios.com/2025/12/12/j...
"It's a bad decision": Jasmine Crockett enrages fellow House Democrats with Senate bid
"She might win a primary, but she ain't winning a general in Texas," one senior House Democrat said.
www.axios.com
December 13, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Yeah because the groovy white guy everybody fell in love with kicked Ted Cruz’s oh wait no.
She can run if she wants to and if she wins the primary your job is to shut the fuck up and support the shit out of her.
“Senior House Dem“ probably just voted to confirm a Trump judge. STFU.
She can run if she wants to and if she wins the primary your job is to shut the fuck up and support the shit out of her.
“Senior House Dem“ probably just voted to confirm a Trump judge. STFU.
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RIP Peter Greene
Here he is helping to set up the entire tone of Justified in 3.45m
youtu.be/Ho2_c_LGZfk?...
Here he is helping to set up the entire tone of Justified in 3.45m
youtu.be/Ho2_c_LGZfk?...
Justified Opening Scene (Full HD)
YouTube video by Teller Morrow
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December 13, 2025 at 6:59 AM
RIP Peter Greene
Here he is helping to set up the entire tone of Justified in 3.45m
youtu.be/Ho2_c_LGZfk?...
Here he is helping to set up the entire tone of Justified in 3.45m
youtu.be/Ho2_c_LGZfk?...
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Mother of Karoline Leavitt’s Nephew speaks out after ICE arrest: I think what I would have to say to Karoline is just because you went to a catholic school doesn't make you a good catholic.
December 13, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Mother of Karoline Leavitt’s Nephew speaks out after ICE arrest: I think what I would have to say to Karoline is just because you went to a catholic school doesn't make you a good catholic.
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Gollum has really lost his way.
I already want an oral history on how Orwell ended up... like this.
I already want an oral history on how Orwell ended up... like this.
December 13, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Gollum has really lost his way.
I already want an oral history on how Orwell ended up... like this.
I already want an oral history on how Orwell ended up... like this.
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.................................whut
December 13, 2025 at 12:11 AM
.................................whut
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Oh. Cool. Just as the President is using every power he can to suppress dissent and stifle speech, @whitehouse.senate.gov and the @judiciarydems.senate.gov are trying to hand Trump a new tool to suppress speech online.
What a joke.
What a joke.
Sen. WHITEHOUSE: We finally are moving to file a bipartisan Section 230 repeal bill. Waiting any longer serves no useful purpose.
December 12, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Oh. Cool. Just as the President is using every power he can to suppress dissent and stifle speech, @whitehouse.senate.gov and the @judiciarydems.senate.gov are trying to hand Trump a new tool to suppress speech online.
What a joke.
What a joke.
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oh my god let it go YOU FUCKING LOSER
Breaking news: The Justice Department filed a lawsuit against Fulton County, Georgia, over records related to the 2020 election, escalating the Trump administration’s efforts to boost the president’s false claims that his loss to Joe Biden was rigged.
DOJ sues Georgia county as Trump pushes debunked 2020 election fraud claims
President Donald Trump has increasingly pressured his administration to find widespread voter fraud in the 2020 election, despite those claims having been debunked and dismissed in dozens of cases by ...
www.washingtonpost.com
December 12, 2025 at 8:34 PM
oh my god let it go YOU FUCKING LOSER
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Well, there's a photo I never expected to see in my life. Noam Chomsky palling around with Steve Bannon.
December 12, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Well, there's a photo I never expected to see in my life. Noam Chomsky palling around with Steve Bannon.
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1. Whenever I talk about the damage RFK Jr. has done, I always try to talk about the global impact.
Prior to becoming HHS Secretary, his misinformation and disinformation caused great damage and death in places like Samoa.
Prior to becoming HHS Secretary, his misinformation and disinformation caused great damage and death in places like Samoa.
I will never forgive RFK Jr. for what he’s done… never.
The layers of hell he has unleashed in many different areas — not just healthcare — over the past two decades have caused so much damage, it’s overwhelming.
He is one of the greatest villains of the 21st century.
The layers of hell he has unleashed in many different areas — not just healthcare — over the past two decades have caused so much damage, it’s overwhelming.
He is one of the greatest villains of the 21st century.
December 12, 2025 at 9:27 PM
1. Whenever I talk about the damage RFK Jr. has done, I always try to talk about the global impact.
Prior to becoming HHS Secretary, his misinformation and disinformation caused great damage and death in places like Samoa.
Prior to becoming HHS Secretary, his misinformation and disinformation caused great damage and death in places like Samoa.
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It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.
December 12, 2025 at 5:40 PM
It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.
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"I've forgotten why I was in it. I probably needed the money. It was a very bad time for me. I hope they burn it." - William Shatner on Impulse
Shatner deeply regretted being in this film, so you know we HAD to riff it! Impulse is now on RiffTrax www.rifftrax.com/impulse
Impulse
"I've forgotten why I was in it. I probably needed the money. It was a very bad time for me. I hope they burn it." - William Shatner on Impulse Luckily for us, they didn’t burn it, and now we can
www.rifftrax.com
December 12, 2025 at 8:43 PM
"I've forgotten why I was in it. I probably needed the money. It was a very bad time for me. I hope they burn it." - William Shatner on Impulse
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Also, congratulations everyone who made something this year. A comic, a song, a film, a novel, a painting, a poem, a short story, a sculpture, crochet, embroidery, whatever it is. In this era of slop and theft, if you *make* something you are a shining jewel and I am so grateful for you.
December 11, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Also, congratulations everyone who made something this year. A comic, a song, a film, a novel, a painting, a poem, a short story, a sculpture, crochet, embroidery, whatever it is. In this era of slop and theft, if you *make* something you are a shining jewel and I am so grateful for you.
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When Groyper leader, Nazi incel Nick Fuentes thinks Black Hitler fan Candace Owens has gone too far on her obsession with transgender people?
You know she’s really gone too far
You know she’s really gone too far
1. Nick Fuentes on Candace Owens and her conspiracy theories and obsession with Trans people
“…She’s muttering to herself ‘space isn’t real’ She’s talking about the flat earth, the Frankists. I don’t know what any of that means. I’m gonna turn around and walk in the other direction.
“…She’s muttering to herself ‘space isn’t real’ She’s talking about the flat earth, the Frankists. I don’t know what any of that means. I’m gonna turn around and walk in the other direction.
September 14, 2025 at 11:01 PM
When Groyper leader, Nazi incel Nick Fuentes thinks Black Hitler fan Candace Owens has gone too far on her obsession with transgender people?
You know she’s really gone too far
You know she’s really gone too far
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LOL... Pentagon released a new AI military chatbot and it immediately pointed out that Pete Hegseth is a war criminal.
abovethelaw.com/2025/12/pent...
abovethelaw.com/2025/12/pent...
Pentagon Unveils New GenAI Platform, It Immediately Starts Flagging Pete Hegseth's War Crimes - Above the Law
The Defense Department's new ChatJAG turned out to be better than the human chain of command.
abovethelaw.com
December 12, 2025 at 8:00 PM
LOL... Pentagon released a new AI military chatbot and it immediately pointed out that Pete Hegseth is a war criminal.
abovethelaw.com/2025/12/pent...
abovethelaw.com/2025/12/pent...
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note to everyone else they're trying to intimidate: telling the administration to fuck off remains the single most effective response
Lol the US just abandoned their effort to get mad at the guy that threw Bolsonaro in prison. Big "my toddler tantrum didn't get me nothing so we're done here" energy.
*US REMOVES BRAZIL'S MORAES FROM SANCTIONS LIST
*US ALSO DELETES VIVIANE BARCI DE MORAES FROM SANCTIONS LIST
*US REMOVES BRAZIL'S MORAES FROM SANCTIONS LIST
*US ALSO DELETES VIVIANE BARCI DE MORAES FROM SANCTIONS LIST
December 12, 2025 at 5:48 PM
note to everyone else they're trying to intimidate: telling the administration to fuck off remains the single most effective response
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i love woody allen catching strays
December 12, 2025 at 6:23 PM
i love woody allen catching strays
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In honor of the trailer for the NEW Street Fighter dropping, we're discounting the VINTAGE Street Fighter riff to the tune of $2 off all week long! www.rifftrax.com/street-fighter
Street Fighter
“Hadouken!” “Shoryuken!” Perhaps the two most iconic special moves from the classic video game Street Fighter II. Will you see or hear either of these moves in Street Fighter, the film adaptation of
www.rifftrax.com
December 12, 2025 at 6:00 PM
In honor of the trailer for the NEW Street Fighter dropping, we're discounting the VINTAGE Street Fighter riff to the tune of $2 off all week long! www.rifftrax.com/street-fighter
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Republicans:"Oh ho ho, but what if Bill Clinton is in the Epstein files? Checkmate, libs!"
House Democrats: "Check out this signed photo of Bill Clinton and Jeffrey Epstein."
House Democrats: "Check out this signed photo of Bill Clinton and Jeffrey Epstein."
December 12, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Republicans:"Oh ho ho, but what if Bill Clinton is in the Epstein files? Checkmate, libs!"
House Democrats: "Check out this signed photo of Bill Clinton and Jeffrey Epstein."
House Democrats: "Check out this signed photo of Bill Clinton and Jeffrey Epstein."
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The regime can still do an incredible amount of harm while they’re in power. And, they are in some ways at their most dangerous when they’re at their weakest.
But, we should all take courage from their failures and the many cracks in their coalition. If we keep pushing, we will win.
But, we should all take courage from their failures and the many cracks in their coalition. If we keep pushing, we will win.
December 12, 2025 at 3:12 PM
The regime can still do an incredible amount of harm while they’re in power. And, they are in some ways at their most dangerous when they’re at their weakest.
But, we should all take courage from their failures and the many cracks in their coalition. If we keep pushing, we will win.
But, we should all take courage from their failures and the many cracks in their coalition. If we keep pushing, we will win.
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In the last few weeks, I’ve become increasingly convinced that Trump and his regime are totally cooked.
They can only stay in power by stealing elections—but they can only do that if enough people are willing to help them.
They’re in a downward spiral and can’t pull themselves out of it.
They can only stay in power by stealing elections—but they can only do that if enough people are willing to help them.
They’re in a downward spiral and can’t pull themselves out of it.
December 12, 2025 at 3:10 PM
In the last few weeks, I’ve become increasingly convinced that Trump and his regime are totally cooked.
They can only stay in power by stealing elections—but they can only do that if enough people are willing to help them.
They’re in a downward spiral and can’t pull themselves out of it.
They can only stay in power by stealing elections—but they can only do that if enough people are willing to help them.
They’re in a downward spiral and can’t pull themselves out of it.
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This is full-on Great Replacement Theory, the white supremacist conspiracy that fueled the 2018 Tree of Life synagogue mass shooting and the 2022 Buffalo mass shooting and more.
“…And yet there are Republican lawmakers who eagerly facilitate the disinheritance of their own children.”
That right there is some dark, disturbing shit.
That right there is some dark, disturbing shit.
December 12, 2025 at 1:35 PM
This is full-on Great Replacement Theory, the white supremacist conspiracy that fueled the 2018 Tree of Life synagogue mass shooting and the 2022 Buffalo mass shooting and more.
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I'm Uni Claus! :3
December 12, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I'm Uni Claus! :3
This year, I got to see three of my favorite metal bands in concert: Whitechapel, Aborted, and Cattle Decapitation. Pretty happy about that.
December 12, 2025 at 3:12 AM
This year, I got to see three of my favorite metal bands in concert: Whitechapel, Aborted, and Cattle Decapitation. Pretty happy about that.
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Trump sent Vance there twice. He threatened to cut off all federal spending to the state. He vowed to back primary challengers of any Republican who voted against him here. He posted their names online, prompting his fans to send them death threats.
But all that failed, so now he wasn't involved.
But all that failed, so now he wasn't involved.
Reporter: The senate in Indiana voted against the redistricting effort.
Trump: I wasn't working on it very hard. I wasn't very much involved
Trump: I wasn't working on it very hard. I wasn't very much involved
December 12, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Trump sent Vance there twice. He threatened to cut off all federal spending to the state. He vowed to back primary challengers of any Republican who voted against him here. He posted their names online, prompting his fans to send them death threats.
But all that failed, so now he wasn't involved.
But all that failed, so now he wasn't involved.