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Thingy
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Motorcyclist in the streets, gamer in the sheets. Corporate lawyer for my sins. RT = I opened the wrong app
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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey:
February 19, 2025 at 11:40 PM
the internet as I understand it died with the passing of cameltoe dot org and mulletsgalore
I honestly think we are experiencing the end of the internet as those of us born in the 20th c understand it. Smaller, siloed communities like discord servers and newsletters will persist, but the idea of the global public square is dead, as is “the information superhighway.” VCs killed it.
it genuinely sucks that basically nothing on the internet works well anymore. search? barely works. social media? filled with garbage engagement-bait designed to game the algorithm. news websites? pages that refresh at random or so covered in video ads that it’s impossible to read stories
January 9, 2025 at 9:22 AM
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A sincere belief I have is that the rise and acceptance of UFC is directly correlated with the degeneracy and slide to illiberalism
January 9, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Enter the year you turned 10ish into the gif bar and see what was popular back then…
January 3, 2025 at 6:12 AM
I've never batted with this field but I have BBQ'd while all my older male relatives watched which is the same pressure probably #ausvind
Fuck yeah
December 30, 2024 at 6:19 AM
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'Taser is an acronym that stands for Tom A. Swift's Electric Rifle' is one of those things that sounds completely made-up but is actually true
April 26, 2024 at 6:49 AM
for all of the arguments I've have on and about Anzac Day, none sticks to mind more than the mate who suggested that we should adopt the US custom of thanking uniforms for their service. like just randomly on the street
April 25, 2024 at 9:58 AM
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Just realised that at some point Sarah Ferguson deleted this tweet, so I guess she finally figured out what was wrong with it
April 16, 2024 at 3:37 AM
seems legit
April 5, 2024 at 2:31 AM
what is this, a tinny for ants?
March 22, 2024 at 2:20 AM
👀
March 10, 2024 at 1:03 AM
I'll give you my Sydney Funnelweb when you pry it from my cold, dead hands (that it bit)
The only thing that stops a bad guy with a Sydney Funnelweb is a good guy with a Sydney Funnelweb
March 8, 2024 at 8:41 AM
Excited for the sequel but calling it "Dune 2" puts it in a comparison that it can't live up to
February 22, 2024 at 1:11 AM
I knew that owl couldn't be trusted
January 8, 2024 at 8:15 AM
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idk what you’re talking about my sense of humor is entirely unaffected by the shitposting mico-culture of this already niche website

anyways here’s some art i made
June 28, 2023 at 7:54 PM
actualy just statistical error. average person's testosterone is unaffected by crochet. Crochetboner Georg is an outlier adn should not have been counted
This is why I always crochet before going to the gym.
patreon.com/lowqualityfa...
December 20, 2023 at 3:49 AM
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noooo that's my emotional support guy that shows me his penis sometimes
December 14, 2023 at 10:47 PM
just heard "Chick-fil-A" pronounced for the first time and, yeah nah i was not ready for that
December 5, 2023 at 10:00 PM
damn, sorry kids
December 5, 2023 at 1:45 AM
just got an email with "Sent with BlackBerry Work" in the sig and for a moment I forgot what year it is
November 28, 2023 at 8:31 AM
Learning a lot about my team from who does and doesn't recognise that I'm dialling in from Tempe Tyres
November 23, 2023 at 11:43 PM
this looks like a JRPG near the end when the spells make no sense and have like 3-minute animations
November 9, 2023 at 9:46 AM
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I am shocked to announce that there are angles that make the Cybertruck look *even worse*
November 8, 2023 at 5:20 PM