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@goatwang.bsky.social
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clotheswitch, recovering goth, giallo tragic, rice enjoyer. cig smokes and dick jokes. https://ko-fi.com/goatwang 👕 tshirts http://tee.pub/lic/dqhNhcyYm24 http://paypal.me/goatwang
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just cried so hard I got like, vertigo? and my ears are ringing
goatwang.bsky.social
I should be able to call in "another one of my friends killed themself" to work tomorrow
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beefskeleton.bsky.social
you couldn't make king of the hill now of days, because of woke. what would Hank sell, bloody, pronoun and pronoun accessories??
goatwang.bsky.social
jk I'll talk to men about the same thing as always(how they should transfer me fifty US dollars)
goatwang.bsky.social
went to see the new Paul Thomas Anderson movie so I'll have something to talk to men about
goatwang.bsky.social
went to see the new Paul Thomas Anderson movie so I'll have something to talk to men about
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deathofspeedy.bsky.social
I'm sorry to repost this but time is running out for me on a number of fronts like rent and bills
deathofspeedy.bsky.social
hi everyone with all my medical stuff this month i'm broke not going to make rent and almost out of food any help would really be appreciated i'm sorry for doing this but i'm pretty fucked thank you for reading
paypal: @jpreader
venmo: @JP_Reader
gofund.me/951a9de7
goatwang.bsky.social
can anyone recommend me a decent doctor in the preston/ thornbury/ northcote/ coburg/ brunswick area that will take new patients? I've been running on really dwindling fumes for at least a year and a half now and I really need some help
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deathofspeedy.bsky.social
thank you so much for reading

paypal: @jpreader
venmo: @JP_Reader
gofund.me/951a9de7
Hey, everyone. I have some news you might be into during this week full of ugly crap. I got bloodwork done yesterday morning for my last regular cancer screening. It all came back clear: my cancer is dead. 5 very long years but as of now I am no more likely to develop cancer than anyone else. You did this with me. So, that's pretty cool. I still need a lot of help managing the fallout and more recent health problems detailed at length below. It is getting really, really scary in terms of not having enough money to eat for the month anymore and my lack if options if my handshake deal housing falls through. All that is aside from medical and travel expenses. Any and all donations are greatly appreciated. I know i ask a lot of you and I'm sorry fir that. Thank you for your time and generosity.
J.P. Reader
Former cancer patient
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deathofspeedy.bsky.social
if anyone can help me out i'm really worried about my housing and i'm afraid of being homeless again i am always willing to make sacrifices but i need help thanks i'm sorry
paypal: @jpreader
venmo: @JP_Reader
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goatwang.bsky.social
it's simply not my fault for cleaning up someone's whole web with my face when they built it directly outside my door where I leave the house through
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halber alligator halber mensch
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my horny ass should not be listening to this much morphine lately
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goatwang.bsky.social
happy new year
I've resolved to become more chaotic💕
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goatwang.bsky.social
my face when I'm about to make a joke that i know is gonna have everybody groaning and rolling their eyes at my shit
perry mason from the title screen of the dvd menu, colourised and with an absolutely shit-eating smirk
goatwang.bsky.social
twink boyd crowder
goatwang.bsky.social
"You can cum after me if you want but it will be the last thing you ever do, I promise you that."
9 of clubs from the nude deck but the guy on it looks like a yassified twink Boyd Crowder
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goatwang.bsky.social
when i cum it's just the graphic from finishing solitaire in Windows 95
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goatwang.bsky.social
sluttiest thing a man can do is be a little bit of a menace
goatwang.bsky.social
anyone know what i meant by this?
goatwang.bsky.social
assigned shoegaze at birth
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goatwang.bsky.social
call me agnes because I would like more head
a still of agnes moorehead as endora in the television show "bewitched"