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randall

@mcrrox.bsky.social

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they/it. yorkie wrangler, lesbian manchild, aquatic creature cultist. edgy member of channel krt. fiscally communist socially wine mom liberal. gleefully batshit wood nymph.

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randall @mcrrox.bsky.social · 4h

a war for regime change is SO gonna work in venezula remember when it worked in afghanistan and iraq and vietnam and korea one more lane bro just ONE more lane thatll totally make the traffic flow better one more lane

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constable chungus and the mystery of the hidden riddle puzzle @rhizome9.bsky.social · 1d

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onion person @junlper.beer · 14h

wild how insane people are becoming about zohran mamdani. he has been focusing on the same affordability issues he’s been this whole time and the entire opposition to him has essentially been calling him a terrorist for the last week. god he needs to win, i need these evil losers to feel this

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Vaguely Clever Halloween Name @tonygoldmark.bsky.social · 2d

Let's hope he runs into someone dressed as The Bear Jew.

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the ghost of pony pony huckabuck @spindlypete.bsky.social · 3d

check out this absolutely terrifying ancient babylonian lullaby

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What is the oldest lullaby or nursery rhyme that...
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As far as the earliest we know of, it's another Babylonian tablet, about 4000 years old and most often known as Little Baby in the Dark House. We don't have the music for it, but again, the BBC article has a good go at describing some commonalities of the music that tends to accompany lullabies, so that might inspire you.
The rough translation for that Babylonian lullaby, by the way, is:
Little Baby in the dark house
You have seen the sun rise
Why are you crying?
Why are you screaming?
You have disturbed the house god.
'Who has disturbed me?' says the house god.
'It is the baby who has disturbed you!
'Who scared me?' says the house god.
'The baby has disturbed you, the baby has scared you, making noises like a drunkard who cannot sit still on his stool.
He has disturbed your sleep!
'Call the baby now, says the house god.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 2d

well this kicks ass www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...

NOVEMBER 3, 2025
THE ART WORLD
RECONSTRUCTED
In "Monuments," the Confederacy surrenders to nineteen artists.
By Julian Lucas
6:00 AM

Picture is the statue described in img 2

•he hirst thing you see is a horses
- ass, protruding, upside down, trom the thorax of a monster. A man's arm descends from the beast's stomach, his gloved hand clutching the blade of a fallen sabre. There's no sign of a rider's face, but a head of well-coiffed hair dangles from the creature's eyeless muzzle. Every part of the work comes from a statue of the Confederate general Stonewall Jackson that was removed from Charlottesville, Virginia, in 2021. It was subsequently given to the artist Kara Walker, who carved it up in accordance with a butcher's diagram. The finished sculpture, "Unmanned Drone"—on view at the Brick, in Los Angeles, as part of a joint exhibition with MocA called
"Monuments" —is at once an act of carnivalesque retribution and a recognition of the Confederacy's zombie-like persistence. A rebellion defeated more than a hundred and sixty years ago refuses to stay dead; between the creature's legs, a horse head emerges from a gape in the bronze, like a new Jackson already foaling.

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randall @mcrrox.bsky.social · 3d

almost like chicken and beef are not the only 2 meats on earth and there are plenty of dog foods with fish, venison, ham, duck, etc

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Franken Ze Meatball 🌙 @misterzemeatball.bsky.social · 3d

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randall @mcrrox.bsky.social · 4d

never ever underestimate pier fish this thing was RIPPING drag like nothing else. i truly thought my rod was a goner. these things are heavy and fight hard but it was so worth it.

JUST below legal limit so he went back to the sea to hopefully get bigger

randall @mcrrox.bsky.social · 4d

NEW SPECIES
*AND*
PB
ALL IN THE SAME CATCH

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randall @mcrrox.bsky.social · 5d

didn't someone get roofied at twitchcon last year? now this shit? twitchcons gotta go dude holy shit.

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Noel Hidalgo 🗽❤️🚲 @noneck.org · 5d

This is what we need to do in NYC.

David Zipper @davidzipper.bsky.social · 5d

In Milwaukee, police will now be able to impound any vehicle driven recklessly.

City Alderman: “It’s a two-ton weapon. We should look at this the same way we look at firearms. Let’s get as many of them off the street as possible.”

Milwaukee Gets Its Wish, City Can Tow All Reckless Drivers

Loopholes made prior policies "somewhat useless."

urbanmilwaukee.com

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NecronomiSean @sean8urson.bsky.social · 6d

everyone look at my sweet dumpy

NecronomiSean @sean8urson.bsky.social · Sep 10

It’s his time soon

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WhimsyCherry @whimsycherry.bsky.social · 5d

The Dark Pokemon - Houndour and Houndoom☠️🐶🔥 #pokemon #clipstudiopaint #illustration

image depicts an illustration of Houndour and Houndoom, a hellhound-based creature line from the Pokemon series, drawn in my style. A defiant and small Houndour snorts a puff of smoke. Beside it, a calm but menacing Houndoom who snorts a small flame. The two are placed in front of a green illustrative background. The text reads: "#228 Houndour, #229 Houndoom" as per their respective pokedex numbers.

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randall @mcrrox.bsky.social · 5d

technically there is the "i just wanna grill for gods sake" which gets blasted as ignorant centrism in the same way as "brunch libs" but like, i cant lie, i DO just wanna grill for gods sake

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Fear Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 6d

Well well well

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randall @mcrrox.bsky.social · 6d

actually crazy how hard they forgot about him after trying so damn hard to pin it on the transes. come to think of it has there been ANY update on the killer? trial? motive? mugshot? anything????

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Hannah Who @notablyuncool.bsky.social · 6d

There’s no deadline for becoming who you’re meant to be.

Growth takes the time it needs.

You’re allowed to bloom late.

You’re allowed to begin again.

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alyssa mercante @alyssamerc.bsky.social · 6d

If you were at TwitchCon and experienced or witnessed harassment, especially from IRL streamers, I'd like to speak with you for a story.

Please signal boost.

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KYUUOKU @kyuuoku.bsky.social · 6d

Nala Shaman 🦁🔥☀️

Fanart/Illustration by KYUUOKU of anthropomorphic Nala from Lion King Disney movies like a Lorcana TCG illustration.

She wears a Kenyan costume made of fabric pieces decorated with geometric patterns and has gold jewelry, holding a magical scepter glowing with flames while standing on a rock (one leg bent and the other relaxed) against a plain background of a red/crimson Kenyan sunset illuminated by a blue aurorboreal sky.

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randall @mcrrox.bsky.social · 6d

i feel like the word problematic has been so watered down that i really don't even like to say it anymore. either someone has truly monstrous views or did something horrible or i don't really care tbh.

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randall @mcrrox.bsky.social · 6d

my problem is that i am so drawn to demented artstyles by the worst fucking people

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randall @mcrrox.bsky.social · 7d

this was definitely more of a thing like, a decade ago. i remember seeing this one dog on tumblr who's owner was giving them a vegan diet and that dogs eyes were so sunken in. luckily it feels like proper pet care info gets spread so much wider now so it seems to have gone *way* down.

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Danielle Froom 🏳️‍🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 9d

Peaky Blinders meme: No fighting with regime-run accounts. No fucking fighting with regime-run accounts!

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