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Matt S
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Come count them ways to forever | Music & hockey & drawing | Upstate NYer, Ohioan, Michigander | @BuckeyeStHockey Alum | @zekebud on the bird app
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Matt S @mattsouva.bsky.social · Nov 15
Presenting: the thread for Jackets Doodles!

For the past two seasons, I drew a cartoon about every Columbus Blue Jackets game. And I’m gonna do it again! Just… not on Twitter this time.

I’m late starting (new job, life is busy, etc.), so it’s catchup for a bit. But this is the start!

#CBJ
A digital cartoon. It is titled “Jackets Doodles, 2024-2025 season, by Souva” There is a man in a Union kepi hat to the left, holding a mallet. And to the right, a stone sculpture of Stinger, the Blue Jackets mascot. #CBJ
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Matt S @mattsouva.bsky.social · 2h
what a terrible day to have eyes
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 3h
Spooky bird stories. Last year's Halloween comic.
A comic titled Spooky Bird Stories. In panel 1, a turkey vulture is telling stories to other vultures, and it says, "She walked toward the source of the terrible smell. She got closer and closer, and then, to her horror, she saw... No dead body." A black vulture says "No!" and a turkey vulture says "Did someone already eat it??" In panel 2, a northern cardinal is telling a story to some songbirds. It says "They peered through the windows of the house at the gory scene. Zombies had smashed through the door in the night. The homeowner was dead. But worst of all... He hadn't refilled the feeders." An eastern bluebird says "Aaah!" and an American goldfinch says "It can't be!". In panel 3, a screech owl is telling a story to other owls. It says "And then the ghost fluffed itself up really big to appear scarier." A saw-whet owl gasps, and a long-eared owl says "Horrifying!". In panel 4, a downy woodpecker is telling a story to other woodpeckers, and says "The eerie sound rang through the dark woods. Tap-tap. Tap-tap. It was the distinctive two-part knock of the Ivory-billed Woodpecker. The species had returned from the dead... FOR REVENGE." A red-cockaded woodpecker says "Yesss".
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BrooklynVegan @brooklynvegan.bsky.social · 4h
Peaches announces 1st album in 10 years & tour with Model/Actriz: hear "Not In Your Mouth None of Your Business" www.brooklynvegan.com/peaches-anno...
Peaches announces 1st album in 10 years & tour with Model/Actriz: hear "Not In Your Mouth None of Your Business"
'No Lube So Rude' will be out in 2026
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PieGuy @ilovepie84.bsky.social · 5d
Sorry I haven’t been on lately. I was busy trying to open a produce bag for my apples
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Matt S @mattsouva.bsky.social · 15h
@hooverstreetrag.org I found yr car at the airport
A Michigan license plate with University of Michigan logos. The plate reads "FTBL"
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Chris “BOO! 👻 DISASTER! WHAT A SCARY IDEA 🎃!” Dobbertean @bracketdobber.net · 15h
The biggest crime isn’t the loss itself but the fact that the Patriots are back in first place.
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Matt S @mattsouva.bsky.social · 16h
why are the Bills
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victoria zeller (buy ONE OF THE BOYS) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 16h
feels like a threat
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Buffalo Bills @buffalobillsnfl.bsky.social · 16h
One more.

#BUFvsATL | #BillsMafia
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Matt S @mattsouva.bsky.social · 16h
why are the Bills
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 16h
If you need a go-to Wikipedia page this is a great one

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...
List of inventors killed by their own invention - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 16h
Still think @pixelatedboat.bsky.social nailed the Trump 1 era
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Alaina Getzenberg @agetzenberg.bsky.social · 16h
Per ESPN Research: The 335 yards by the Falcons are the most that the Bills have allowed in the 1st half of a game since 2001 (Week 2 @ Colts).
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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 17h
The Buffalo Bills should consider having some linebackers or defensive backs on their roster
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Matt S @mattsouva.bsky.social · 17h
why does the bills run defense suck so much
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Matt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · 22h
BREAKING NEWS:

The Texas A&M police department confirms to Extra Points that the sandwich in question was “a pimento cheese” sandwich.
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 2d
look I know journalism is a dying industry

but I want sandwich details goddammit
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Capt. Silky @nowbacktome.bsky.social · 2d
If you still have Twitter the TAMUpolice account is gold during the games. Case in point dude had a water jug of whiskey and a BAC .337 how was he not dead?
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Matt S @mattsouva.bsky.social · 1d
I saw McCartney with my parents and my sister in 2022, and it was *emotional*. To see a freaking Beatle? To hear *those* songs? To be there with my family? Sheesh. Lotta waterworks.

I'm so happy Abby got to see Paul with her dad, this is such a good story:
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Stereogum @stereogum.bsky.social · 1d
Our (very personal) review of Paul McCartney's Got Back Tour in New Mexico:
Paul McCartney, My Dad, And Me
It was just too perfect: Paul McCartney’s Got Back tour would be coming to my parents’ nearest big city just days before my dad’s 70th birthday. My dad, especially as he gets older, has never been all...
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Stereogum @stereogum.bsky.social · 1d
Our (very personal) review of Paul McCartney's Got Back Tour in New Mexico:
Paul McCartney, My Dad, And Me
It was just too perfect: Paul McCartney’s Got Back tour would be coming to my parents’ nearest big city just days before my dad’s 70th birthday. My dad, especially as he gets older, has never been all...
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Kevin Wade @kwade.bsky.social · 1d
Dominos Out-Pizza'd the Hut
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Fat Kid Deals @fatkiddeals.com · 1d
This Dominos is in an old Pizza Hut building 😭😭
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 1d
my dream job is to be the guy who renames streaming services every 12-18 months ($725k/yr)
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Mediagazer @mediagazer.com · 1d
Apple says Apple TV+ streaming service is being renamed as Apple TV, with "a vibrant new identity" (Eric Slivka/MacRumors)

Main Link | Mediagazer Permalink
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Matt S @mattsouva.bsky.social · 1d
My feet are killing me. My body clock is messed up. My knees ache.

Great weekend, great festival. Great job, Best Friends Forever Fest. Somebody find me a Motrin.
Photo of an entry archway into the Downtown Las Vegas Events Center. The archway lights up with custom art. And in this moment, it was mostly-orange, with an advertisement for the Best Friends Forever festival. People are walking in front of the lit archway, and a large “V” logo is located above the archway.
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Matt S @mattsouva.bsky.social · 1d
Helllllll yeahhhh Jimmy Eat World, playing all manner of deep cuts. What a show. What a day. What a festival.
Jimmy Eat World, performing onstage at the Best Friends Forever Fest in Las Vegas. It ruled so much, y'all. They played so many Clarity songs, they played 23. Ohhhhh buddy.
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 1d
this implies Supermassive Rapids is located in northern Indiana of all fucking places
michigan map showing big rapids, grand rapids beneath that, and beneath that text that reads “hypothetical location of Massive Rapids”
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Matt S @mattsouva.bsky.social · 1d
Cursive + Jenny Lewis out here at Best Friends Forever!
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static klinger @jessespector.com · 1d
congratulations to taylor and to penn state
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Pop Base @popbase.tv · 2d
Taylor Swift will make an exclusive announcement on GMA (Good Morning America) tomorrow, October 13th
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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 1d
The M's booth should start using this as their Raleigh HR calls. bsky.app/profile/wolf...
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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 1d
BIG DUMPER SHITTED IN THE MOTHER TOILET AND HE DID. NOT. FLUSH.
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