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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 2d

doing a scheduled payment of my real estate tax bill but clicking the "do not pay if the apocalypse has occurred" box just in case

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 2d

I’ve been hearing a lot about self-medicating. Where do you guys get your leeches?

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mark mcfeeters @markmcfeeters.bsky.social · 2d

and I thought I knew you

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 2d

I hate mayonnaise and many of the various cheeses. If this makes me an iconoclast, so be it

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mark mcfeeters @markmcfeeters.bsky.social · 4d

for a temporary garage kitchen, a 50+ year old electric skillet can not be beaten

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Jemma @cygnus5.bsky.social · 5d

Our pickleball team name is “Nirvana” cause we’re all apologies.

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mark mcfeeters @markmcfeeters.bsky.social · 5d

I think I would enjoy my true dinner more if I didn’t eat something else while I was waiting for it to cook because I’m hungry

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mark mcfeeters @markmcfeeters.bsky.social · 8d

Remember that scene in the movie Fargo when Steve Buscemi marks where he buried the money in the snow along the fence line with a stick? I did something like that today. The dog pooped on the lawn and I marked it with a leaf.

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mark mcfeeters @markmcfeeters.bsky.social · 10d

I like to mess with people on FB Marketplace and say the only form of payment I accept is "cash on the bulkhead"

mark mcfeeters @markmcfeeters.bsky.social · 12d

I made a front mounted hitch so I can maneuver my utility trailer into tight spots. I had everything including the microlam so out of pocket was zero dollah 😎

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 15d

DATE: So it says on your profile that you're a contractor.

ME: I'm.

HER: Check please!

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · Sep 25

squirrel: hey can i get that acorn in your yard

dog: no can do amigo

squirrel: why

dog: i don’t know but i need you to understand that i have a massive problem with it

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mark mcfeeters @markmcfeeters.bsky.social · 16d

Maybe it’s my imagination but it sure seems like things were demonstrably better when I was a kid. On a lot of fronts. When I was young, it seemed that life was so wonderful. A miracle, oh, it was beautiful, magical. And all the birds in the trees, well they'd be singing so happily oh joyfully playf

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mark mcfeeters @markmcfeeters.bsky.social · 21d

It all went to hell when they started edging sidewalks with string trimmers

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Uncle Kermit @unclekermit.bsky.social · 21d

I had an A-ha moment. I got sucked into a black and white comic book and chased by a biker wielding a pipe wrench.

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mark mcfeeters @markmcfeeters.bsky.social · 22d

I'm always forgetting if I took my pill. Someone should come up with a plastic strip with seven small compartments marked for each day of the week. It'd be a top seller in the never used category.

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Uncle Kermit @unclekermit.bsky.social · 22d

My back yard is littered with gnomes. Luckily, they are delicious! Plump and juicy.

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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 27d

congrats to everyone just living their lives right now, incredible focus and endurance, amazing commitment to the mission. no idea how you're doing it tbh