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petegriffin.bsky.social
petegriffin
@petegriffin.bsky.social
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carpenter. i'm definitely awake. peter griffin is my real name. phillies/eagles. yellow springs, ohio by way of philly.
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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 1d
Do you love me, now that I can dance? I've been going back and asking this of all my big unrequited situations and the overwhelming response was [free jazz]
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petegriffin @petegriffin.bsky.social · 16h
happy to announce my new line of men's underwear where you can draw pubic hair on your penis.
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petegriffin @petegriffin.bsky.social · 1d
ivan broke free from his line and slithered after the passing neighbor's dog leaving a trail of piss and poops behind him. legs don't work but he's still rucking it up out here.
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petegriffin @petegriffin.bsky.social · 1d
we all hate kiki's batting stance, right?
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petegriffin @petegriffin.bsky.social · 3d
i can't believe trump is going to die in three weeks of ninth covid booster shot.
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petegriffin @petegriffin.bsky.social · 5d
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petegriffin @petegriffin.bsky.social · 5d
ivan heard the tv say walk off, so we did. heads up! until next year @phillies.bsky.social
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petegriffin @petegriffin.bsky.social · 5d
it's true, i cut my foreskin off and the autism crawled inside me through my pee hole.
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petegriffin @petegriffin.bsky.social · 6d
hey guys let's kiss under the phillies hat.
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petegriffin @petegriffin.bsky.social · 6d
put him in.
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petegriffin @petegriffin.bsky.social · 6d
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petegriffin @petegriffin.bsky.social · 6d
remember when the phillies, down a run in the ninth, turned a guy on second with no outs into a guy on first with one out.
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petegriffin @petegriffin.bsky.social · 6d
when the fuck is 9:08pm o'clock?
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petegriffin @petegriffin.bsky.social · 7d
go birds
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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 7d
What you can only imagine does not pay for reality. That's what I always wrote on the memo line of all my checks, because back then it was time to stop saying I can only imagine to foolish dreams with tales of cashing blank stares at any bank wall
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petegriffin @petegriffin.bsky.social · 7d
wishing you some rest soon.
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petegriffin @petegriffin.bsky.social · 7d
much love 💜💜.
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petegriffin @petegriffin.bsky.social · 7d
ivan's geometry is becoming more eternal.
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petegriffin @petegriffin.bsky.social · 7d
it feels like depression is illegal here but birds can wear hats.
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petegriffin @petegriffin.bsky.social · 7d
is the smashing machine good for her box office?
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petegriffin @petegriffin.bsky.social · 7d
rawdogging sitting on the couch.
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petegriffin @petegriffin.bsky.social · 7d
we don't have a doorbell but my dog still reacts to the ones on tv. generational trauma is real
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petegriffin @petegriffin.bsky.social · 7d
i was about to cum but i bunted and my wife ran the wheel.
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petegriffin @petegriffin.bsky.social · 8d
troy aikman sounds like ones and zeros.
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harpy halloween @harpy.party · 8d
it's so easy to not be a piece of shit I'm surprised more people haven't tried it
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