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Marc Criley
@marcc.bsky.social
I write short stories & drabbles, am a member of Codex and SFWA, carry on about Alabama (especially Huntsville), Fossils, metal detecting, some ill-mannered feline co-residents, and genealogy from my perch on #CedarGapMtn.

https://kickin-the-darkness.com/
I dunno, but it sure seems that AI could replace a whole lot of execs.
The numbers in here are hilarious.

Do you use AI on the job?
Execs: 87%
Managers: 57%
Workers: 27%

Planned investment by 2030: $5T
"Necessary" annual revenue to justify that spend: $650B
Current annual revenue: $50B
Three years into the generative-AI wave, demand for the technology seems surprisingly flimsy
December 1, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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I named my fists "Dunning" and "Kruger" because I haven't trained in any sort of martial art but am confident I would do pretty well.
I named my fists Chekhov and Gun because you know they're coming but you don't know when
i named my fists Rodgers and Hammerstein cuz theyre always in my own little corner
December 1, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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“where I’m from, we call those ‘potato Jeremies’”

“where the FUCK are you from”
December 1, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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ANYWAY

Buy from small businesses
Buy from independent creators
Buy passion projects
Buy commissions
Buy art

In a society that's decided that money is final word, be aware of where yours goes and to support what

Yes it sucks, I don't like it either, but pretending it's not a thing does not help!
November 30, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Doing something like this is just...sad.
I hated this so much that I had to share it with you.
November 30, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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The most precious commodity you have is your attention. You don’t have to waste it on poor-faith debates or arguments with strangers if you don’t think they’ll be productive. You can prioritize the things that matter to you and make your life richer.
November 30, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Burn down the data centers and salt the earth so no more may grow.
I hated this so much that I had to share it with you.
November 30, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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The Iron Bowl isn't an exhibit of high caliber football, it's an exhibit of *hyperstressed-out* football.
November 30, 2025 at 2:19 PM
The Iron Bowl isn't an exhibit of high caliber football, it's an exhibit of *hyperstressed-out* football.
November 30, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Five games to get to know me

Sinbad
Super PacMan
Battlezone
Breakout
Empire
Five games to get to know me

Horizon Zero Dawn
Kingdom Hearts
Scrabble (no one said videogames 💅)
Mass Effect II
Dragon Age: Inquisition
Give games to get to know me?

1. Dragon Quest 3
2. Silent Hill 3
3. LIMBO
4. Saints Row The Third
5. Hollow Knight
November 30, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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Headline: "AI can replace 11.7% of workforce"

Actual study: Anthropic paid MIT to use a "labor simulation tool" that said 11.7% of TASKS could be done by AI
MIT study finds AI can already replace 11.7% of U.S. workforce
Artificial intelligence can already replace 11.7% of the U.S. labor market, across finance, health care and professional services, according to MIT's study.
www.cnbc.com
November 29, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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Proud to say I’ve helped launch a #nonprofit to promote the study of #autonomic #neuroscience as it relates to medical conditions, including my own, #longcovid #mecfs.

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November 29, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Hey! Nobody said anything about SLEET tonight here in Alabama!
a woman with blonde hair is making a funny face .
Alt: A blonde-haired Leslie Knope making a pissed off face.
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Let's count 'em up, @profanity.accountant
November 29, 2025 at 10:49 PM
"When the big one hits, it must be like tossing a fork in."

Read at your own peril.
November 29, 2025 at 9:29 PM
So @wxpnfm.bsky.social is an hour of all '80s right now, specifically 1983.

So basically I'm listening to my college play list...er...mix tape.
November 29, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 12:13 PM
My skepticism about whatever they're pitching goes through the roof.

If AI is mentioned in a product pitch, the likelihood of me buying that product plunge to pretty much zero.
I don’t know if anyone else notices or cares, but when I see a presentation in which the speaker uses obviously generated-AI images to illustrate their slides, it makes me immediately less confident in whatever other content they’re presenting.
November 29, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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My kids have whooping cough, there are no toys on the shelves, and my brother-in-law was deported despite being a US citizen. But at least I know there won't be black Santa Clauses this year.
November 28, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:

Red fox
Fox squirrel
Porcupine
Deer (so many deer)
Possums!
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:

SECRETARY BIRD

Oh do I still need to add more? Fiiine

Honu
Indian hornbills
Humpback whales
Leopard seal
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:

Black Bear
Brown Bear
Polar Bear
Whatever species of monkey likes to hang out around the Taj Mahal
The asshole wild horses of Assateaugue Island
November 29, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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November 28, 2025 at 8:28 PM
124 years and two weeks ago my great great great grandfather passed away.

Do not try to bullshit Grandpa Etienne.
November 28, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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I know the entire world is on sale today. But please share the word about my ceramic light up cactus and my ornaments and necklaces and mugs. They are on sale too and are handmade with love.

At surly.etsy.com

#sciart #handmade #art #ceramics
November 28, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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if a little piece of decoration you're putting on your slide isn't very specifically designed to support & extend whatever information you're trying to convey, slapping some weird little AI thing in there isn't going to add value. just get a swirly border or use a damn gradient, idk.
November 28, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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If one Afghan nationalist shooter means all Afghan nationalists are evil, wait until I tell you about white male shooters.
November 27, 2025 at 11:04 AM