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Manx Manuel
@manxmanuel.bsky.social
Mostly harmless. 🤓
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Okay... time to update my pinned message.
Who Am I?
Man cannot live on bread alone.

Ladies, let's try the new cornflour diet.
on a diet where all liquids have to be thickened to a honey like consistency including the bodily ones
December 6, 2025 at 6:37 AM
🤣
December 6, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Your investment may go up as well as down... but given the state everything... it's just going to go down.
December 5, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I do think I am watching a completely different show to everyone else... cause it just ain't doing it for me. 🤷
God this show is SO good so far 🔥
December 5, 2025 at 9:30 PM
And the safe word is... wi-fi.
#TillysKinks ⛓ No. 3

Why let your spare cables gather dust and tangle themselves up in their drawer, when you can put them to… another use. 😉
December 5, 2025 at 9:22 PM
😥
Such an amazing legacy of music. He will be missed but not forgotten.
"The world lost a trailblazing musician!!!," Mick Fleetwood said of Steve Cropper, who died yesterday at age 84.

"An incredible human being that I was blessed to have known and shared the stage with many times!!"
Steve Cropper, Booker T. & the MG's and Stax Records Guitarist, Dead at 84
bit.ly
December 4, 2025 at 11:11 PM
🤔 Have they not tried asking ChatGPT?
December 4, 2025 at 7:40 PM
ZZ Top went looking for some Tush in 1975. Did they find any? Is anyone still looking? Was the search called off?
December 4, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Woke up and scrolled like someone had said something important.
Reader, they had not.
December 4, 2025 at 5:51 AM
🤣
Okay, it's bedtime. I read that as Gloria, and now have the mental image of the gym all flexing to Van Morrison.
Immediately locking in at the gym as soon as Glorilla starts playing 💅
December 4, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Insert a movie into another movie:

It's a Mad Max, Mad Max 2, Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome, Mad Max:Fury Road World
Insert a movie into another movie:

Mystery Science Theater 3000 Miles to Graceland: The Movie
Insert a movie into another movie:

The Magnificent Se7en
December 3, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Went in to work today in a roll neck, and I was expecting Jobs comment. Instead, got, oh, you look like Sagan.
a man wearing a brown jacket and a red turtleneck is making a funny face
Alt: a man wearing a brown jacket and a red turtleneck is making a funny face
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2025 at 11:26 PM
@astrokittycat.bsky.social

The Ivy is green,
Samus is blue, you delete
before replied to
December 2, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Reposted by Manx Manuel
Anyway China is absolutely kicking our ass. It has made a clear-eyed strategic decision to pursue a clean economy & is investing accordingly. We're flailing around like drunken dipshits, suppressing our domestic renewables, shoveling subsidies at coal, & killing random Venezuelan fishermen.
December 2, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Attempted sleep failed.
Still pissed off by email from manager.
Distractions from internal rage welcome.
(Note to algorithm: this does not mean show me ripped guys taking selfies at the gym. Genuinely, could not be further from what I want to see. 🤦)
December 2, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Orlando Bloom on a broom...

Liv Tyler on a nail filer...

🤔
Nobody:

Me: LORD OF THE RINGS IS A CHRISTMAS MOVIE THERE ARE ELVES.
December 1, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Idiots guide to becoming well read.
1) Read the first line of A Tale of Two Cities.
2) Read the last line of A Tale of Two Cities.
3) Check: Are you curious about what happens in the middle?
Yes: You may not be an idiot. Try reading.
No: Go impress your friends.
some folks will do anything to sound well read except for reading any books
December 1, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Reposted by Manx Manuel
The time for action is NOW. Tell governments and corporations to #ActOnClimate🌍
December 1, 2025 at 8:02 PM
It's not unusual...
December 1, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Are we getting a divorce?
No, we are rebranding to attract new investors.
December 1, 2025 at 6:13 AM
To thine own selfie be true...
My religion says I don't have to write a paper or take an exam and you have to give me an A
November 30, 2025 at 10:37 PM
He would imitate this graph with his trademark manoeuvre leg, supporting arm and genitals.
November 30, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Lady Astor would be proud.
FIVE YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF THIS N ALL
November 30, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Anyone have a suggestion for game controllers for Raspberry Pi 3B? I have one that has been sat around, and I think I should just pop retro games on it or Steam link it. (Previous experience with both was... not great trying to use a PS4 controller.)

Any suggestions welcome.
November 30, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Post your favorite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.
November 29, 2025 at 11:36 PM