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Magic: the Simpsoning
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Used to put Simpsons stuff on Magic cards, currently watching folk guitar and playing Skyrim. Media-wise, I also like The Sopranos, ASoIaF, Mad Men, BCS. I have a wife, house, job, and three kids - don't ask me how the economy works. MoCo, MD. He/him.
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We are not all who wander are lost-maxing
This looks like the cover to an album that everyone already loves even though you're just finding out about it
November 23, 2025 at 1:13 PM
That's what she said
Hurrah for the gold cup of sperm oil, my heroes!
November 23, 2025 at 2:35 AM
This is the reddetiest reddit thing I've ever seen.
November 21, 2025 at 11:15 PM
(John Mellencamp voice)
They're talkin' 'bout 40K on the Sopranos subreddit
I'm like Homer lookin' at Gary Larson, I don't get it
November 21, 2025 at 1:26 PM
(Getting fed into the neural disassembler so it can cache my memories before breaking my body down into recyclable components)
November 19, 2025 at 2:52 AM
November 19, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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November 16, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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like share and retweet if this was your only point of reference for the gersh agency before the dasha thing
November 16, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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"Dasha got dropped by Gersh," I say to the elerly woman sitting next to me on the bus. "Can you believe that?" She empties an entire can of mace directly into my face instantly.
November 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
The Simpsons predicts it again!
November 16, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Determined to learn as little as possible about Olivia Nuzzi. I call it the Nuzzi-lock challenge.
November 15, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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BONUS MOE-NESS: Walt Disney Studi-Moes

#Simpsons #TheSimpsons #moevember
November 15, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Now there's a nightmare blunt rotation
November 15, 2025 at 12:18 PM
True story. Also my phone autocorrects fingerstyle to 'fingers Tyler.'
November 15, 2025 at 12:12 PM
back on Twitter, I had SEVEN (!) tweets that began "you people have stood in my way long enough." Here's an important one.
November 14, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I'm aware of the irony of using Jerry Seinfeld to express this point, so don't bother pointing that out
November 14, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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Soul? Come on, Milhouse, there's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids like the Bogeyman or Michael Jackson.
November 13, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Gonna get me a steam cube (by which a mean a box that I cook pork buns in)
November 13, 2025 at 7:41 PM
November 13, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 10:56 PM
36-year olds now vs. 36-year olds then
November 11, 2025 at 2:07 AM
This occasionally gets a fav from the grave, always good to remember what non-healthcare initiatives are being bilaterally funded by elected representatives.
it's in a post-golden age ep, but the Simpsons went much harder here
November 10, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer.

He is a computer safety researcher.

And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.

In under 1600 words.

aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
November 9, 2025 at 8:49 PM