Magic: the Simpsoning
@magicthesimpsoning.bsky.social
Used to put Simpsons stuff on Magic cards, currently watching folk guitar and playing Skyrim. Media-wise, I also like The Sopranos, ASoIaF, Mad Men, BCS. I have a wife, house, job, and three kids - don't ask me how the economy works. MoCo, MD. He/him.
I'm gonna make my Reddit scrolling your problem
November 27, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I'm gonna make my Reddit scrolling your problem
"Efforts to make Apu the Quik-E-Mart CEO are in the works"
November 25, 2025 at 7:28 PM
"Efforts to make Apu the Quik-E-Mart CEO are in the works"
This is the reddetiest reddit thing I've ever seen.
November 21, 2025 at 11:15 PM
This is the reddetiest reddit thing I've ever seen.
(Getting fed into the neural disassembler so it can cache my memories before breaking my body down into recyclable components)
November 19, 2025 at 2:52 AM
(Getting fed into the neural disassembler so it can cache my memories before breaking my body down into recyclable components)
The Simpsons predicts it again!
November 16, 2025 at 2:06 AM
The Simpsons predicts it again!
Now there's a nightmare blunt rotation
November 15, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Now there's a nightmare blunt rotation
True story. Also my phone autocorrects fingerstyle to 'fingers Tyler.'
November 15, 2025 at 12:12 PM
True story. Also my phone autocorrects fingerstyle to 'fingers Tyler.'
back on Twitter, I had SEVEN (!) tweets that began "you people have stood in my way long enough." Here's an important one.
November 14, 2025 at 7:05 PM
back on Twitter, I had SEVEN (!) tweets that began "you people have stood in my way long enough." Here's an important one.
this uncovered a core memory
November 14, 2025 at 7:03 PM
this uncovered a core memory
I'm aware of the irony of using Jerry Seinfeld to express this point, so don't bother pointing that out
November 14, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I'm aware of the irony of using Jerry Seinfeld to express this point, so don't bother pointing that out
36-year olds now vs. 36-year olds then
November 11, 2025 at 2:07 AM
36-year olds now vs. 36-year olds then
If they try to take everything from us
November 7, 2025 at 10:25 PM
If they try to take everything from us
I was lifting and watching anime last night and Mrs. S came down and we got to talking about all the movies we want to show the kids. We ended up arguing about whether James Bond is good, I said it's mid, she said "you just don't get camp," and I unpaused JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. Got her.
November 3, 2025 at 1:53 PM
I was lifting and watching anime last night and Mrs. S came down and we got to talking about all the movies we want to show the kids. We ended up arguing about whether James Bond is good, I said it's mid, she said "you just don't get camp," and I unpaused JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. Got her.
This has been making me laugh out loud for the last 24 hours every time I think about it.
November 1, 2025 at 2:58 PM
This has been making me laugh out loud for the last 24 hours every time I think about it.
Happy Halloween! May the dehumanization of us all result in misery and frustration for the dehumanizers.
October 31, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Happy Halloween! May the dehumanization of us all result in misery and frustration for the dehumanizers.
