Pumpkin Spice Maddé 🏳️⚧️
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Amateur blatherskite, professional layabout. Too melancholic to live, too languid to die.
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Whoa -- Sen. Durbin went to up Leader Thune during the vote last night to tell him that on the shutdown vote and ACA promise that "8 of us are sticking our neck out that you're going to keep your word. I hope you will. He said 'I assure you I will,'" Durbin says just now
November 10, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Whoa -- Sen. Durbin went to up Leader Thune during the vote last night to tell him that on the shutdown vote and ACA promise that "8 of us are sticking our neck out that you're going to keep your word. I hope you will. He said 'I assure you I will,'" Durbin says just now
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there is no force on earth, not even the grandest wealth and state power over others, that is more of an influence on senate dems thinking than vacation plans
November 9, 2025 at 10:34 PM
there is no force on earth, not even the grandest wealth and state power over others, that is more of an influence on senate dems thinking than vacation plans
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Let me get this right… a sufficient number Senate Democrats appear to be willing to reopen government to alleviate air travel for upper & upper-middle income people at the expense of access to healthcare for lower income people. Yes?
November 9, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Let me get this right… a sufficient number Senate Democrats appear to be willing to reopen government to alleviate air travel for upper & upper-middle income people at the expense of access to healthcare for lower income people. Yes?
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Why does the House, the larger of the two legislative bodies, not simply eat the Senate
November 9, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Why does the House, the larger of the two legislative bodies, not simply eat the Senate
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LRT: I will always take the opportunity to shit on a modern dentist-mobile
November 9, 2025 at 6:47 PM
LRT: I will always take the opportunity to shit on a modern dentist-mobile
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Modern pickup trucks are really just giant family SUVs except that the groceries in the trunk get rained on.
The bumper says 'rugged working man'.
But the cargo bed says ‘cosplay builder with soft hands’.
Time to ban these fragile-man-mobiles from our cities.
But the cargo bed says ‘cosplay builder with soft hands’.
Time to ban these fragile-man-mobiles from our cities.
November 9, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Modern pickup trucks are really just giant family SUVs except that the groceries in the trunk get rained on.
Brazil and Mexico were races that were so good they felt like F1 was apologizing in advance for what we're going to be subject to for the final triple-header.
God I love Interlagos. Such a great track.
God I love Interlagos. Such a great track.
November 9, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Brazil and Mexico were races that were so good they felt like F1 was apologizing in advance for what we're going to be subject to for the final triple-header.
God I love Interlagos. Such a great track.
God I love Interlagos. Such a great track.
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It's so cool that when the right person lands a direct hit on ol' Elon he can't stop from lighting up and spinning his bowtie like a carnival game clown
November 9, 2025 at 5:07 PM
It's so cool that when the right person lands a direct hit on ol' Elon he can't stop from lighting up and spinning his bowtie like a carnival game clown
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Funny Coca-Cola meme that was apparently spotted on LinkedIn
November 8, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Funny Coca-Cola meme that was apparently spotted on LinkedIn
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Fact-Checking Claims About Zohran Mamdani https://theonion.com/fact-checking-claims-about-zohran-mamdani/
November 7, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Fact-Checking Claims About Zohran Mamdani https://theonion.com/fact-checking-claims-about-zohran-mamdani/
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am I gonna keep reposting this cute Cloud in a dress from last year ?
you bet I will
you bet I will
November 7, 2025 at 5:00 PM
am I gonna keep reposting this cute Cloud in a dress from last year ?
you bet I will
you bet I will
The title of this song stuck in my head (ALL DAY NOW) was not a joke
November 7, 2025 at 12:10 AM
The title of this song stuck in my head (ALL DAY NOW) was not a joke
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There's something deeply funny about a bunch of decaying eugenicists about to reveal the next stage of the plan to exterminate autistic and disabled people and one them just goes tits up in the background.
November 6, 2025 at 6:29 PM
There's something deeply funny about a bunch of decaying eugenicists about to reveal the next stage of the plan to exterminate autistic and disabled people and one them just goes tits up in the background.
I don't know what's worse, having a song I haven't listened to for 20 years stuck in my head, or the name of that song being As I Watch The Sun Fuck The Ocean.
I'm tempted to listen to it just to have a different 30 second loop than the one I'm currently running through
I'm tempted to listen to it just to have a different 30 second loop than the one I'm currently running through
November 6, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I don't know what's worse, having a song I haven't listened to for 20 years stuck in my head, or the name of that song being As I Watch The Sun Fuck The Ocean.
I'm tempted to listen to it just to have a different 30 second loop than the one I'm currently running through
I'm tempted to listen to it just to have a different 30 second loop than the one I'm currently running through
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the united states government acknowledges but does not endorse new york city’s claim on staten island, a strategic ambiguity political scientists refer to as the One New York Policy
November 5, 2025 at 7:36 PM
the united states government acknowledges but does not endorse new york city’s claim on staten island, a strategic ambiguity political scientists refer to as the One New York Policy
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dawg they’re live laugh loving the white house. president homegoods
November 5, 2025 at 3:55 PM
dawg they’re live laugh loving the white house. president homegoods
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Shoutout to OP whoever you are
November 5, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Shoutout to OP whoever you are