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Pumpkin Spice Maddé 🏳️‍⚧️
@maddyncholy.xyz
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Amateur blatherskite, professional layabout. Too melancholic to live, too languid to die.
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Blake Snell right now:
The "how do you do, fellow kids" badly edited to read "how do you do, fellow relievers"
November 2, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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Throwing everything at the wall and using tomorrow's starter to secure a chance at even playing tomorrow?

God I love the world series
Pitching Substitution Pitching Change: Tyler Glasnow replaces Roki Sasaki. The sickos "yes... ha ha ha... yes!" meme but with a baseball player instead of the man in the window
November 1, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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Thanks to your baseball curiosity posting the other day I just did a double take because of who the Dodgers starter was today
A box score in progress for LA Dodgers pitchers. Highlighted is Yoshinobu Yamamoto who started for the dodgers and threw six innings
November 1, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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Good thing they're not using the old commissioner's trophy. That crown would just get in the way
The pre-2000 version of the commissioner's trophy. A baseball sits inside a ring topped by a crown. The ring is surrounded by 30 flags, one per team in major league baseball.
October 30, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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I'm having a great time but she's not
October 28, 2025 at 6:36 AM
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lol nevermind
A spray chart for Little vs Ohtani in the 17th inning. A four ball walk is displayed with three pitches in the dirt.
October 28, 2025 at 6:26 AM
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There's someone out there ready for this game to end because she just wants to go to bed.
A orange kitten sitting on a windowsill
October 28, 2025 at 6:17 AM
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I can see why Bichette thought that was a walk
A spray chart for Glasnow vs. Varsho. On a 3-1 count the 5th pitch is called a strike while above the stroke zone. The 4th pitch, in the same vertical location while being a little more away from the batter, was called a ball.
October 28, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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AN NFT???

IN 2025???????

WHAT THE *FUCK* IS GOING ON OVER THERE?????????????????
Ferrari's first ever digital Hypercar Introducing the Ferrari F76, the first car created exclusively for the digital world in the form of an NFT. A pioneering virtual project that combines Ferrari's racing tradition with the innovation of generative design and digital technologies, opening a new frontier in the brand experience.
October 26, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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I missed this big dinger because the TV went out for a moment :(
LAD 2, TOR 9 Home Run: Addison Barger hits a grand slam (3) to center field. Nathan Lukes scores. Andrés Giménez scores. George Springer scores.
October 25, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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The "that's the joke" meme featuring Simpson's character Rainier Wolfcastle standing in front of a microphone. The actual text is left off because anyone who is online should be familiar with the meme at this point
October 24, 2025 at 11:27 AM
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I can see why he was pissed
A pitch chart detailing called balls and strikes. The 2nd pitch in the top left corner is called a ball. The 7th pitch in nearly the exact same spot is a called 3rd strike
October 21, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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Oh thank God, the separate F1 app survives in the US.
2026 Onwards From January 2026, our new Formula 1 broadcast partner in the US will be Apple TV. Next season F1® TV Premium will continue to be available in the U.S., included with an Apple TV subscription only. **You will still be able to purchase F1® TV Access, which remains available in the US.**
October 17, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Maybe that was a bad place to throw it (assuming I overlayed this correctly)
A graphic showing the location of Julio Rodriguez's home run with a heat map poorly overlayed. The home run was pitched along the edge of the red zone
October 16, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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WHY
A pitch chart for the Trienen vs Turang at-bat that resulted in a game ending swinging strikeout. The final pitch, circled for emphasis, is at shoulder height, well above the stroke zone.
October 14, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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Just a bit!
October 14, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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I noticed a bug on the android app where they'll put the total yards lost instead of the number of sacks. It looks like your iPhone app has similar problems but I don't know why you have 15. For me it shows up as 23 because he was sacked 4 times for 23 yards lost
October 14, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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A screen grab from the show Dexter. In the scene the character walks up and says "surprise motherfucker". This has made into a common meme, common enough to leave the caption out and let the line just be implied by the screen grab of the scene.
October 11, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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There's no way to track the account name but the account handle has been "heritagefdn" since the day the account was created back in January, something that IMO blows the account rebrand theory out of the water.
October 9, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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To skip a step, this is what clearsky shows for the account. The account name has never been changed.

Clearsky still shows an account name I used for less than 12 hours so I know from experience that it's pretty reliable.
The Heritage Foundation heritagefdn.bsky.social did:plc:2o3xctn4dp3zj33vyihbvo5x PDS: https://goldenear.us-west.host.bsky.network registration and history: User @heritagefdn.bsky.social registered 1/2/2025 at PDS: https://goldenear.us-west.host.bsky.network
October 9, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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Whomever made this map believes in the One China principle. There's no Carl's Jr in Taiwan lol.
A map zoomed into China and surrounding countries. China, Taiwan Japan, and India (among others) are marked orange to indicate the presence of Carl's Jr in that country
October 9, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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OH MY GOD THEY DO HAVE CARL'S JR IN INDIA LMAO
Area served: United States (incl. Puerto Rico), Canada, Australia, Cambodia, Chile, China, Denmark, Dominican Republic, Ecuador, Guatemala, *India*, Indonesia, Japan, Malaysia, Mexico, New Zealand, Nicaragua, Singapore, Spain, Switzerland, Turkey, United Kingdom
October 9, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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I'm pretty sure you were right the first time.
Aveta @aliafonzy.blacksky.app they/them
October 6, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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Ok so we're switching to football
NYY 0, TOR 9 HOME RUN: Vladimir Guerrero Jr. hits a grand slam (2) to left field. Andrés Giménez scores. Myles Straw scores. George Springer Scores.
October 5, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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Chat I think the Raiders might be terrible
LV Passing Completion Percentage: 69.4% Average yards (per completion): 6.33 yds Touchdowns: 0 Interceptions: 2 Sacks: 38 Passer Rating: 63.2
October 5, 2025 at 8:34 PM