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M4C.GR4Y @macgray.bsky.social · 1d

If you wanna know what the hell I maybe kinda sorta did, here’s the feed.

M4C.GR4Y @macgray.bsky.social · 1d

Damn, techie witchcraft is real. Enjoy that, everybody.

The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 1d

Nice to see the fraudster has really humbled himself and evolved🤔🙃

M4C.GR4Y @macgray.bsky.social · 1d

Hey, what’s up tho?
I hate a bitch that’s hating on a bitch, and they both hoes.
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Chili?

M4C.GR4Y @macgray.bsky.social · 1d

Shindig type. It’s on. Figure out your local ICE protest. This boutta be the shot heard round the internet. Take it and run. The whole world is outside today.

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brian b. levinson @brianblevinson.bsky.social · 1d

10 years ago tonight

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M4C.GR4Y @macgray.bsky.social · 1d

Maybe life could be an art project? Maybe?
Who knows.
Not me.
Bird talk.
All parrots.
Love talking.
SHUT THE FUCK UP ELON.

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Are We There Yet? 🇨🇦💪 @arewethereyet.bsky.social · 1d

I'm so proud of our Blue Jays. They never gave up. We would've won if we'd stopped pitching to Ohtani after he hit the double and the first homer, but that was yesterday when all my troubles seemed so far away but now it looks as though they're here to stay oh I believe in zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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Keith Law @keithlaw.bsky.social · 1d

Jesus Walks … just not as often as Ohtani does

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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 1d

Does Ohtani not speak English?

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Michael Senters the Sigillite, ABD. (Yang Wen-li stan) @mikesenters.bsky.social · 1d

If there is an MVP for this game it is Ohtani if there is a second mvp it’s Klein. Dude pitched a hell of a game for being buried so far down the bullpen that no one knew him. Anyway, off to bed.

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David Dayen @ddayen.bsky.social · 1d

We have to get creative here. Move the fences in 50 feet every inning. Let Ohtani and Guerrero pinch-hit for everyone. One-ball walks. Each team must put a dog in left field.

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Peter Abraham @peteabeglobe.bsky.social · 1d

Ohtani was at the plate when Freeman came around then ran out to left field like a little kid to hug Yamamoto and Sasaki.

What a ridiculous game. Dodgers, 6-5, in six hours and 39 minutes.

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Great Depression (nightcore remix) @bluespacecanary.bsky.social · 1d

My only rooting interest in this series is "it's fun to see how many different things Ohtani can be the first person ever to do in the 149 year history of the MLB"

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Hockey Out of Context Loves Canada @nhloutofcontext.bsky.social · 1d

Ohtani just wanted to go to bed 😭

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Dee Phunk @deephunk.bsky.social · 1d

They asked Ohtani how he felt about having to start as pitcher in the next game in 17 hours. He said “I want to go to sleep as soon as possible.” Super relatable.

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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 1d

Ohtani is one walk away from the all time record for most walks in a single game. All games not world series or postseason.

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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 1d

If Ohtani sees his shadow we'll have six more innings of Game 3.

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<—INSERT CHEESY BREAD @tienshinhan.bsky.social · 1d

Ohtani eats

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Chad Moriyama @chadmoriyama.bsky.social · 1d

I know people on here and on the broadcast are doing the whole "Ohtani is not hitting aside from two games" thing, but now that it's him winning three games being borderline the solo offense, I don't think it really applies.

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Chad Moriyama @chadmoriyama.bsky.social · 1d

My cope during the game was they didn't deserve to win this one the way they played, but ... they got it done. Didn't waste heroic efforts from the pen and Ohtani's God Mode.

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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 1d

Even Ohtani just wants to go to bed

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Yell In a War @jelenawoehr.bsky.social · 1d

Ohtani’s dog must need to go out so bad

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not an art thief @famousartthief.bsky.social · 1d

genius plan by the blue jays to run the game so long ohtani is tired tomorrow. four dimensional chess.

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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 1d

Ohtani speaking for all of us saying "I want to go to sleep as soon as possible."

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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 1d

Interviewer: how do you feel about your performance

Ohtani: Fuck off I have to pitch tomorrow don't you have a family to go home to

*pause*

Interpreter: I feel great

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