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MacAllan Guy
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Determined Optimist.
Bill Ackman, should preface all his tweets with this.
December 19, 2025 at 1:12 AM
This has become my feeling on 9/11 and everything that has followed.
What is the point of having a sprawling national security state if they can’t find out who did a mass shooting in broad daylight five days ago?
December 18, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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christmas carols are for girls. real men sing Christmas Carls
December 18, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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The Vanity Fair photographer knew what he was doing. (I doubt I’m the first to notice this but it hasn’t graced my TL)
December 18, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I think this is a useful framing for “what is to come next™️”

Every ICE agent, every Trump appointee needs to be held accountable.
FUCKIN FACTS 💯
December 18, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Or imprisoned in a plantation style prison for the rest of their lives.
SUBWAY TAKES GUY: what's your take

ME: every Confederate general should have been hanged

SUBWAY TAKES GUY: 100% DISagree!
December 16, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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as if his chest had been a mortar, he burst his hot heart’s shell upon it
December 16, 2025 at 5:47 AM
I think the Mariners will trade for Ketel Marte if for no other reason than it’s been two years since that’s been a good idea.
December 16, 2025 at 8:37 AM
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The world is heavy. Blessed are those who bring us joy in the darkness.
December 15, 2025 at 8:51 AM
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Patriots should've had to be bad for 3 decades this is bullshit
December 14, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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Goodbye to the pics of Quinn Hughes having an existential crisis. You can finally get some sleep, sweet prince.
December 13, 2025 at 4:01 AM
If signing Bregman is a real possibility, the Mariners simply must.
December 11, 2025 at 11:31 PM
@nathanhb.bsky.social you still gonna Mollywhop?
December 11, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Now that Alonso is gone to the Orioles, the Mets have to sign Eugenio Suarez. I’m sorry but the 2026 Mets is absolutely the best place for him to play above average defense, mash 40 dingers and strikeout 275 times.
December 10, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair
December 8, 2025 at 2:02 AM
TL:DR Conservatives are the Orks from 40k
rw leaders will be irrationally optimistic even when they are about to hurtle off a cliff. they're used to the idea that irrational enthusiasm in and of itself helps them overcome obstacles, and that having the appearance of confidence can be enough when their opponents are weak-willed and divided
December 6, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
December 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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That's right... Harrison Ford
You know who was also a carpenter and spoke truth to power 🤔
December 3, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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going to take night classes at the community college to become italian
December 3, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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the deep oceans of fanfic on the internet are so great because, yeah, apparently everybody *does* have a novel in them! it just turns out that a lot of those novels are about transformers being gay together
December 1, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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i believe i will live to see pete hegseth in chains
November 29, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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SCROOGE (Walton Goggins) (VO): It had been seven years Old Marley had been dead. Unless this is known, nothing fantastic can be understood

MARLEY (Danny McBride) flings open BEDROOM DOOR: Hey Scrooge what's up you sassy son of a bitch. Who decorated this place Jack the Ripper
December 16, 2024 at 10:20 PM
Mac Guy’s 4 Steps to having a Happy Thanksgiving

1. Drive to Vancouver, BC where it “just a regular Thursday”

2. After a full day of light tourism, go to a very nice Chinese Restaurant in Richmond, BC. Enjoy a succulent Chinese Meal instead of cooking a Turkey.

3. ????????

4. Profit
November 28, 2025 at 9:00 AM