Luke Dones
@lukemeister.bsky.social
The comet is coming.
Fan of San Antonio Spurs and Toronto Blue Jays
Woke, but sleepy
> 51,200 years old
Not very fly, even for a white guy
Astronauts report it feels good
I see your lips movin'
But what you talkin' 'bout?
🎧 https://www.nts.live/
🪐
🐈🦝🦔
Fan of San Antonio Spurs and Toronto Blue Jays
Woke, but sleepy
> 51,200 years old
Not very fly, even for a white guy
Astronauts report it feels good
I see your lips movin'
But what you talkin' 'bout?
🎧 https://www.nts.live/
🪐
🐈🦝🦔
@johnhollinger.bsky.social Knicks pitching a shutout against Utah
December 6, 2025 at 12:52 AM
@johnhollinger.bsky.social Knicks pitching a shutout against Utah
Hot dust systems in your area!*
arxiv.org/abs/2512.03209
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kappa_T...
* 21 parsecs away
arxiv.org/abs/2512.03209
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kappa_T...
* 21 parsecs away
December 5, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Hot dust systems in your area!*
arxiv.org/abs/2512.03209
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kappa_T...
* 21 parsecs away
arxiv.org/abs/2512.03209
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kappa_T...
* 21 parsecs away
December 5, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Newly-discovered main-belt comet
Not related to the guy who used to appear with Johnny Carson afaik.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ama...
Not related to the guy who used to appear with Johnny Carson afaik.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ama...
December 5, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Newly-discovered main-belt comet
Not related to the guy who used to appear with Johnny Carson afaik.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ama...
Not related to the guy who used to appear with Johnny Carson afaik.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ama...
"Pirates crack the code"
my thoughts on last night's trade between the Red Sox and Pirates went up around 1 am for subscribers to @theathletic.com: www.nytimes.com/athletic/686...
Pirates crack the code in acquiring Boston’s Jhostynxon Garcia in trade for Johan Oviedo
Oviedo's ceiling is probably as a No. 5 starter, but Adonys Guzman is a good get for Boston, and Garcia is the big prize for Pittsburgh.
www.nytimes.com
December 5, 2025 at 2:47 PM
"Pirates crack the code"
Behold these incredible baseball names.
Can confirm the Red Sox are acquiring RHP Johan Oviedo, minor league C Adonys Guzman,and minor league LHP Tyler Samaniego for OF Jhostynxon Garcia and RHP Jesus Travieso.
December 5, 2025 at 12:32 AM
In conclusion, critically endangered crafts are a land of contrast.
100% convinced that we can get together on Eurovision night, drink the usual amount and somehow end up with a working orrery
Every newly hobbiless Eurovision fan is obligated to select one of the Critically Endangered Crafts as their new hyper-fixation
December 5, 2025 at 12:28 AM
In conclusion, critically endangered crafts are a land of contrast.
People: I just don’t see how these patristic trinitarian & christological controversies are relevant TODAY.
Also people: I mean why couldn’t Jesus be AI?
Also people: I mean why couldn’t Jesus be AI?
what’s more virgin than a computer
December 4, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Reposted by Luke Dones
Early morning light revealed a fresh layer of snow blanketing the Colorado Rockies and Front Range, seen today by GOES-19.
December 4, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Early morning light revealed a fresh layer of snow blanketing the Colorado Rockies and Front Range, seen today by GOES-19.
* Reshelves American Canto in Astrophysics section of Barnes & Noble *
1. Why is there a long description of black holes in your book about sexting an anti-vaxxer.
2. That is not what Hawking radiation is.
3. lol what
2. That is not what Hawking radiation is.
3. lol what
December 4, 2025 at 9:36 PM
* Reshelves American Canto in Astrophysics section of Barnes & Noble *
December 4, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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President Trump slams Colorado Governor Jared Polis.
Perhaps the Governor can reach out to his good friend RFK Jr!
Perhaps the Governor can reach out to his good friend RFK Jr!
December 4, 2025 at 1:11 AM
President Trump slams Colorado Governor Jared Polis.
Perhaps the Governor can reach out to his good friend RFK Jr!
Perhaps the Governor can reach out to his good friend RFK Jr!
Darn it, I thought the dance music tracks would bring down my average a little more.
Who DOESN’T unwind with facts about tortoises, Greek gods, and the world’s oldest manufactured instrument??
December 4, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Darn it, I thought the dance music tracks would bring down my average a little more.
Not without snacks, no way
Planet ahoy! It is a place devoid of snacks. Every so often, there's a a tremendous noise. Can you go there with me?
December 4, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Not without snacks, no way
Reposted by Luke Dones
golly. but i'm just a girl!
If the NYT and WaPo reviews were murders, @scaachi.bsky.social’s Slate piece is straight out of the Saw franchise.
Olivia Nuzzi’s Much-Hyped Book Was Always Going to Be Self-Serving. It’s So Much Worse Than That.
God, everyone sucks so much in American Canto.
slate.com
December 3, 2025 at 3:22 AM
golly. but i'm just a girl!
Downmarket Succession
A judge in Golden is refusing to restore an entrepreneur to CEO of the e-commerce companies that he gifted to his four sons after they fired him following his divorce from their mother.
‘Complete disaster’: Judge suggests receiver for I-70 warehouse in family feud
Kevin Semcken has four sons, three of whom he is suing for kicking him out of Certified Brands and Electronics Row, resale companies that he has lent $11 million to by his count.
trib.al
December 3, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Downmarket Succession
www.nathanrabin.com/happy-place/...
GoFundMe for @nathanrabin.bsky.social and family: www.gofundme.com/f/help-the-m...
GoFundMe for @nathanrabin.bsky.social and family: www.gofundme.com/f/help-the-m...
Why I'm Grateful That I Nearly Died in a Traffic Accident on Thanksgiving — Nathan Rabin's Happy Place
A near death experience led me to reflect on my late father, loneliness, failure, the healthcare system, mental illness, crowdfunding and other heavy shit in a piece that’s personal and unwisely candi...
www.nathanrabin.com
December 3, 2025 at 12:58 AM
www.nathanrabin.com/happy-place/...
GoFundMe for @nathanrabin.bsky.social and family: www.gofundme.com/f/help-the-m...
GoFundMe for @nathanrabin.bsky.social and family: www.gofundme.com/f/help-the-m...
Tired: Dust storms on Mars
Wired: Dust storms on a brown dwarf/giant planet
www.science.org/doi/10.1126/...
(feat. @markmarley.bsky.social)
Wired: Dust storms on a brown dwarf/giant planet
www.science.org/doi/10.1126/...
(feat. @markmarley.bsky.social)
Large-amplitude variability driven by giant dust storms on a planetary-mass companion
Global-scale storms composed of silicates and metals explain the extreme weather and variability of the super-Jupiter VHS 1256B.
www.science.org
December 2, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Tired: Dust storms on Mars
Wired: Dust storms on a brown dwarf/giant planet
www.science.org/doi/10.1126/...
(feat. @markmarley.bsky.social)
Wired: Dust storms on a brown dwarf/giant planet
www.science.org/doi/10.1126/...
(feat. @markmarley.bsky.social)
Reposted by Luke Dones
Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers https://theonion.com/trump-announces-5000-increase-in-all-numbers/
December 2, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers https://theonion.com/trump-announces-5000-increase-in-all-numbers/
I thought Gfnnhn was a friend. :(
These are not references. These are what happens when the cat hoiks up a hairball while you are dictating into voice-recognition software.
December 2, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I thought Gfnnhn was a friend. :(
Okay there is absolutely no way I would have seen the "actually, Trump's invasion of Venezuela is spearheaded by Norway" take coming.
December 2, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Reposted by Luke Dones
FYI: Nathan Rabin needs your love and appreciation right now. He was in a very significant car crash earlier this week and is in the hospital recovering. (His family was also in the car, they’re fine, but he got the brunt of the injuries.)
Now’s a good time to support him: www.nathanrabin.com
Now’s a good time to support him: www.nathanrabin.com
Nathan Rabin's Happy Place
www.nathanrabin.com
November 30, 2025 at 1:44 AM
FYI: Nathan Rabin needs your love and appreciation right now. He was in a very significant car crash earlier this week and is in the hospital recovering. (His family was also in the car, they’re fine, but he got the brunt of the injuries.)
Now’s a good time to support him: www.nathanrabin.com
Now’s a good time to support him: www.nathanrabin.com
@johnhollinger.bsky.social Love to see a closely contested game. At halftime, Pelicans and Warriors both shooting 9% from three (1/11 and 2/22, respectively).
November 30, 2025 at 2:45 AM
@johnhollinger.bsky.social Love to see a closely contested game. At halftime, Pelicans and Warriors both shooting 9% from three (1/11 and 2/22, respectively).