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Lord Sedge of Sedgley

@lordsedge.bsky.social

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Paediatrician. Dad. Mister. Pterry, coffee and humour. Runner. Dog-walker. Christian.

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Lord Sedge of Sedgley @lordsedge.bsky.social · 12h

I had a VAIO and then bought a Surface Book.

Think I'm choosing laptops purely based on lust.

Lord Sedge of Sedgley @lordsedge.bsky.social · 12h

Currently sitting in PRIME position in the comfiest seat in the place, loads of young horror movie fans wondering why a guy in stinking running shirt and shorts is lounging around at the front of the screening

I'm only here for 5 more minutes and it doesn't start for 20, but I'm having a good time

Lord Sedge of Sedgley @lordsedge.bsky.social · 12h

Went for a run. Ended up at a really nice bar whilst waiting for son to finish at Scouts. Ordered a pint. Sat in comfy chair. Almost immediately the staff started reorganising the furniture for a horror movie screening they're doing. Loads of people started turning up.

1/2

Lord Sedge of Sedgley @lordsedge.bsky.social · 16h

Be right back, just choosing a 72-letter password for the free WiFi

Lord Sedge of Sedgley @lordsedge.bsky.social · 2d

It is absolutely correct to think about this a lot.

A. Vague @awfullyvague.bsky.social · 3d

Granny Weatherwax: And sin, young man, is when you treat people like things. Including yourself. That's what sin is.

I think about this a lot.

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Alan White @aljwhite.bsky.social · 4d

I ❤️ Viz

A letter to viz on why we should be removing British objects from people’s rectums, not foreign ones

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Michel Lacombe @michellacombe.bsky.social · 4d

Julius Caesar conquered Gaul in 51 BC and died in 44 BC, therefore all of Asterix's adventures took place over the course of less than seven years, probably much less since Asterix's chieftain was at the battle of Alesia, were it is probable Asterix and Obelix's fathers died. In this essay, I will

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Child Bereavement UK @childbereavementuk.org · 4d

When a baby dies, grief can be overwhelming. With support, it is possible to find ways to allow yourself time to express and process the pain you feel.

Our website resource offers some guidance to help you through your grief: ow.ly/94hm50PSiW1

#BLAW #YouAreNotAlone #BabyLoss #ChildLoss

Lord Sedge of Sedgley @lordsedge.bsky.social · 6d

Oh I know, that man could PLAY

Lord Sedge of Sedgley @lordsedge.bsky.social · 6d

"Well that was lovely"

Roy Castle, being incredibly English ❤️

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The Bulwark @thebulwark.com · 8d

And now for a report from the hellish, war-zone that is Portland

Lord Sedge of Sedgley @lordsedge.bsky.social · 9d

Watching @amygledhill.bsky.social on Live at the Apollo.

She's just squeezed her dog toy... and now she has a VERY attentive fan

Mac the dog, watching Amy Gledhill

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Sunder Katwala (sundersays) @sundersays.bsky.social · 9d

The Bishop of Birmingham has written to the Shadow Justice Secretary Robert Jenrick about his comments about Handsworth

Lord Sedge of Sedgley @lordsedge.bsky.social · 11d

I like #Grealish, fun to watch and bullies weaker defences. However, he's got a long way to go before I'd put him back in the England squad.

#motd

Lord Sedge of Sedgley @lordsedge.bsky.social · 11d

ICE in America: stupidly well-armed, fat right wingers in modified SUVs

ICE in the UK:

Photo of those total lemons (WHU fans) who got mercilessly trolled for their mediaeval weaponry, and in one case, just his dodgy keks

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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 11d

Awesome talent :
Guillermo Galetti

Lord Sedge of Sedgley @lordsedge.bsky.social · 12d

"The IQ of a mob is the IQ of its most stupid member divided by the number of mobsters"

Terry Pratchett, Maskerade

Lord Sedge of Sedgley @lordsedge.bsky.social · 12d

Such a great song

Lord Sedge of Sedgley @lordsedge.bsky.social · 12d

Pretty sure I've got the same. Still enjoying Strictly though!

Lord Sedge of Sedgley @lordsedge.bsky.social · 12d

Small hands could help for some of the things I've seen though /s

All joking aside, that's insane.

Lord Sedge of Sedgley @lordsedge.bsky.social · 12d

Ain't no mountain high enough
Ain't no valley low enough
Ain't no river wide enough
To keep me from gettin' to you, baby

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Matt Green @mattgreencomedy.com · 15d

Comedian goes to Saudi Arabia - and beyond!

Lord Sedge of Sedgley @lordsedge.bsky.social · 13d

Fulham playing in camouflage?

#BOUFUL

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sea shanty stan account ⛵️ @anarchoshanties.bsky.social · 14d

OH MY GOD IT'S A FULL POLL-BASED CYOA AND IT'S MAJESTIC

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Lord Sedge of Sedgley @lordsedge.bsky.social · 14d

The best crisps are, unequivocally, Walkers Crisps.

So why don't pubs ever sell them?

a man is holding a bag of walkers chips in front of a mirror

Alt: Gary Lineker is holding a bag of walkers chips

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