Well Sussed🏴‍☠️ (Michelle)
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⚠️ ACT OF GRACE! ⚠️
Remember that brilliant tweet that was sentenced to ☠️ by the evil X algorithm?

The Captain is here to rescue your marooned ofmdtwt posts from talent show island - aka your camera roll. Share them again in bluer skies!

There's a million posts we haven't seen, but just you wait...
the logo from the musical Hamilton, but make it Stede Bonnet. A black star on a burnished gold background, but in place of the 5th / topmost point of the star, there's a cutout image of Stede raising his right arm like a lighthouse as he rows up to talent show island from the final shot of ofmd season 1 / s1e10 "Wherever You Go, There You Are." Overlaid across the black star is the last name "BONNET" written in a narrow white all-caps font with serifs.
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Also crewcentric episodes while Stede, Ed and Izzy take naps or whatever
still mad ofmd isn’t 8 seasons of mostly filler esque shenanigans
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The crew & Izzy was an all-time love story tbh
🪿 this world isn’t big enough to keep me away from you 🦄
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he should have kissed at least one pirate and had a really cool fight scene and mentored Jim more and enjoyed crew time properly
🪿 this world isn’t big enough to keep me away from you 🦄
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Izzy Hands
You are not alone in, on the one hand, being desperately terrified of physical touch-- but, on the other hand, desperately wishing you could just collapse into the arms of someone who you know would hold you safely and for as long as you need.
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Sometimes I think too hard about Izzy Hands and it makes me want to cry 💔
🪿 this world isn’t big enough to keep me away from you 🦄
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izzy hands
Wearing a "don't talk to me until I've had my coffee" shirt and then never having coffee
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I'd been meaning to put these items up for a B-GRADE SALE! Mugs, tote bags, even a tree ornament. Nothing is over $3. Buy my booty! 🔗🧵⬇️

#ofmd #pridemerch #gaytrain #buymybooty
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I’m super poor this month, so I‘m running a little OFMD sale in my shop, I’ll even pop a little extra surprise in with any thing you buy, as a thank you for helping me out right now! 🥰❤️
#shopofmd
15% off the OFMD collection in my shop this week! 🥰 use the code ‘REVENGE’ at checkout for the discount!

Pins, brooches, earrings, lots of lovely things (And now is a great time to order any Xmas presents btw so they reach you on time…) ❤️
#shopofmd
Laser cut earrings of two skeleton mermaids, one holding a heart and one holding a spear Acrylic earrings shaped like Ed Teach and Stede Bonnet from our flag means death. Stede is a merman with an orange tail Laser cut earrings that say ‘talk it through as a crew’ Laser cut pins with quotes from our flag means death
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Back on my bullshit, i.e., I've opened PRE-ORDERS again of the Egyptian OFMD complete trading card deck! Open now through Nov. 15.

Shipping worldwide from USA. Sorry about shipping costs, but they're increasing this month through the rest of the year because of course they are 🙄 #OFMD #ShopOFMD
PRE-ORDER Egyptian OFMD Trading Card Deck - Briana Jackson's Ko-fi Shop
This is a PRE-ORDER! Preorders close November 15. This deck of 3x5-inch trading cards features 28 OFMD characters drawn in ancient Egyptian art style...
ko-fi.com
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New prints available on my ko-fi!!

ko-fi.com/s/bcb8280723

I shall be printing more of other pieces in the near future too :)
#shopofmd #ourflagmeansdeath
A picture of an our flag means death print. Ed and Stede as merpeople A picture of an Our flag means death print. Ed painting on a canvas
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Literally thought this was our guys.
In today's review, Caitlin was absolutely smitten with this fantasy romcom that blends D&D fantasy with grad-school STEM research in a rivals-to-lovers romance.

Our full review of THE ENTANGLEMENT OF RIVAL WIZARDS by Sara Raasch!
Review: The Entanglement of Rival Wizards by Sara Raasch
fantasybookcritic.blogspot.com
When Stede Bonnet catches his wife radiantly bouncing on Evelyn AND Doug, he knows he needs a new home.

He overhears a business bro at Bonnet Financial lament the visionary architect Blackbeard, lately refusing EVERY ask for yet another sleek shiny bachelor pad.
www.atlasobscura.com/places/het-b...
photo of the Five Continents House in Antwerp, Belgium. House has teal painted woodwork and the mast of a white ship protruding from the front. I wish I knew more about architecture to give you a better alt text description but I don't know words for things!
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I can't decide on the style for the bottle charms 🤔
Which style do you like more?
1. MerStede: affirmations style 🧜‍♂️
or
2. Ed in a boat: chibi style ✨
Maybe there are other characters you want to see in these bottles? 🏴‍☠️
#ofmd
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I hate gay halloween what do you mean you're the dangerous crow boy who eats plastic and the sparkling party girl dressed in sequins who got lost in the world of the fae

#OFMD #OFMDfanart #OurFlagMeansDeath #TheVillainsArt #AshOWeen #GayHalloween

Digital illustration of Ed Teach and Stede Bonnet from Our Flag Means Death dressed in modern day clothing. Ed is wearing a sparkly peach suit with a wrap matching vest revealing a bit of chest hair. The peach suit is highlighted in rainbow sparkling sequins all over, and the glimmers of light that reflect all around him. He has a close shave and long flowing silver hair and gold glitter freckles. He is looking a little sad and pensive as if he's just spotted someone he used to love in a crowded room. Stede is standing behind him dressed in tight leather armour with shoulder pads, straps and hip plates. He has lace up black leather boots and tight fitting trousers, again with more straps that serve no practical purpose. He has sharp talons stained black and fingerless gloves. One hand rests on Ed's elbow and the other is held securely around his middle possessively. He is smiling serenely but with a slight smirk, hidden by his black smudged eye make up. His gold hair is tinted darker from the make up and slicked back. He has gigantic black crow wings bracketing Ed because he is a dangerous crow boy who eats plastic and Ed is wearing the most delicious meal (while being a total snack). 
BTW Stede looks taller because he's standing on a step to look more impressive and crow like, although he could also be wearing platform boots I don't know yolo
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I see them everywhere #OFMD
A puppet outfit that is 18th c inspired A muppet in 18th c garb A muppet pirate cat Miss Piggy in her outfit from Muppet Treasure Island