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Well Sussed🏴‍☠️ (Michelle)
@longmayheroam.bsky.social
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following my ofmd friends across the seven seas to any platform💚

she/her/dude✨46🪴bi🌈
Ed-coded autism🤝Stede-coded adhd
Pete-coded Fan of YOU🫵

SoCalicoJack🌴
MidwestPirateCamp🏕️
2025•TNUC🦄
2024•GC🌌SJ+RCCC🌹
2023•ECCC💚+NYCC🗽

btw ily🫶
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🚨🚨🚨SAMBA'S BACK IN A HUGE WAY ON THIS WEEK'S PLUR1BUS!🚨🚨🚨
screenshot from AppleTV showing Koumba (Samba Schutte) in a white tuxedo and black bow tie surrounded by beautiful people at a poker table
December 5, 2025 at 2:45 AM
longmayheroam.bsky.social
perhaps if you found the two absolutely perfect wingback colors you could potentially

✨CO-READING NOOK?✨
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screenshot of ofmd s1e1 "Pilot" showing captain Stede Bonnet (Rhys Darby) standing in front of his onboard ship library with an entire wall of built-in wooden bookshelves. Two cutout images of velvet wingback chairs in teal and purple respectively have been digitally added to the foreground of the image.
December 4, 2025 at 4:40 AM
longmayheroam.bsky.social
AMAZING heroic important essential revolutionary
screenshot from ofmd s1e3 "A Gentleman Pirate" showing Geraldo (Fred Armisen) on the deck of a Spanish naval warship with the ocean behind him saying "I'm actually super into that, so...thanks."
December 4, 2025 at 4:29 AM
longmayheroam.bsky.social
first of all HELL YES Spotify leveling me up like a badass

secondly unexpected side effect of Cryptid Knighthood is Spotify Wrapped erasure oh no
Spotify Wrapped screenshot: Your listening age 76 / music from the late '60s Spotify Wrapped screenshot: top genres 1) Britpop 2) Power Pop 3) Soul 4) Indie 5) College Rock Spotify Wrapped screenshot: top podcasts 1) Amy Poehler 2) Las Culturistas 3 ) Flightless Bird 4) Wellington Paranormal 5) Gabby Windey
December 4, 2025 at 12:27 AM
longmayheroam.bsky.social
What about a reading area over in that nook in the corner there? But remember, we only read OFMD fic on it. We don't sleep, we read on it.

And we could have a bowl of comments in case authors come over? I think that's just part of it, when you're ao3 people.
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a bright fuschia wingback chair
December 3, 2025 at 11:59 PM
longmayheroam.bsky.social
reskeet w/ a time you looked cool

SoCalico Jacks at NYCC23 and it's not even CLOSE. Though honestly anyone looks cooler by association next to badasses like Bunny, Irene, and Carly 🏴‍☠️
photo from New York Comic Con 2023 showing four awesome people against a lavish throneroom backdrop
November 21, 2025 at 12:18 AM
longmayheroam.bsky.social
Then I haven't missed it!

Those clever #FallFrontFriday artists, writers, narrators, and creators: posting it all in one day!
screenshot of Muppet Christmas Carol, showing Kermit dressed in Victorian Bob Cratchit gear, standing out in a snow-covered street, singing "after all there's only one more sleep 'til [Fall Front Friday]"
November 20, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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quote with an iconic fictional band

pretty uncool of the Gentleman Pirate to have interrupted the Hus-Band's set like that; justice for the Hus-Band!
screenshot of ofmd s1e3 "The Gentleman Pirate" showing Lucius (Nathan Foad) cowering behind the concertina player and Stede (Rhys Darby) ducking in front of the tuba player. Both are members of Spanish Jackie'z house band, the Hus-band.
November 11, 2025 at 10:55 AM
longmayheroam.bsky.social
I see you, ofmd Crew on the SNL design department 👀🏴‍☠️
screenshot of Saturday Night Live s51e5 (Nikki Glaser/Sombr) Delta Gamma sorority meeting sketch showing an iconic ofmd bird robe pillow on the couch
November 9, 2025 at 6:04 AM
longmayheroam.bsky.social
s1e10 alternate ending
screenshot of ofmd s1e10 "Wherever You Go, There You Are" showing Evelyn (Kristen Johnston) glaring imperiously with a quote tweet speech bubble added to the bottom of the image
November 7, 2025 at 12:06 AM
longmayheroam.bsky.social
www.reddit.com/r/LosAngeles...
screenshot from the r/LosAngeles subreddit of a post titled "Lord I see what you have done for others..." with an Instagram screenshot declaring "Zohran Mamdani is elected Mayor of New York City"
November 5, 2025 at 7:44 AM
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voters in every other US city tonight watching New York voters select Zohran Mamdani and his pro-queer, pro-immigrant, pro-labor, anti-hate policies like
screenshot from ofmd s1e10 "Wherever You Go, There You Are" showing Mary (Claudia O'Doherty, L) and Stede (Rhys Darby, R) seated at the foot of their bed in similar modest white nightgowns turned toward each other in kind, supportive conversation. The caption at the bottom of the text reads "How does it feel...to be in love?"
November 5, 2025 at 7:26 AM
longmayheroam.bsky.social
Shramp AND Meg!!!
screenshot of ofmd s1e7 "This is Happening" showing newly minted co-captains Stede (Rhys Darby, L) and Ed (Taika Waititi, R) holding out gold-rimmed brandy glasses with thoughtful expressions. The caption below reads "two perfect people..."
November 4, 2025 at 6:29 AM
longmayheroam.bsky.social
yaas Shramp!
screenshot of ofmd s1e1 "Pilot" showing Black Pete (Matt Maher) standing up in front of the Revenge crew saying "That's one. Who else?"
November 4, 2025 at 6:14 AM
longmayheroam.bsky.social
FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION:

the Los Angeles Dodgers' repeat appearance in the 2025 World Series (US pro baseball) has opened the door for Taika's repeat appearance AT the World Series next Friday and Saturday Oct 24/25 👀

I'll keep y'all posted! 🧢🏴‍☠️

more pics here:
www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/mlb/ar...
press shot of Taika Waititi in the crowd at Dodger Stadium in Los Angeles, California during the 2024 World Series. He is standing, smiling, and giving a double thumbs up while wearing a Shohei Ohtani jersey.
October 18, 2025 at 5:15 AM
longmayheroam.bsky.social
When Stede Bonnet catches his wife radiantly bouncing on Evelyn AND Doug, he knows he needs a new home.

He overhears a business bro at Bonnet Financial lament the visionary architect Blackbeard, lately refusing EVERY ask for yet another sleek shiny bachelor pad.
www.atlasobscura.com/places/het-b...
photo of the Five Continents House in Antwerp, Belgium. House has teal painted woodwork and the mast of a white ship protruding from the front. I wish I knew more about architecture to give you a better alt text description but I don't know words for things!
October 16, 2025 at 9:31 PM
longmayheroam.bsky.social
Mariana Trench sized GAPS in the captain's résumé put some respect on a legend's name!
Screenshot from article announcing Rhys Darby's casting in an upcoming movie role. Text reads "In addition to Happy Endings, Coupe is known for her work in Future Man, High Potential, and Netflix's The Residence. Darby has appeared in the last two Jumanji features, as well as the recent Universal action feature Love Hurts, and Taika Waititi's Next Goal Wins."
October 15, 2025 at 9:44 PM
longmayheroam.bsky.social
✨WALL-TO-WALL✨
I've been saying!
screenshot from ye olde ofmdtwt on May 30 2022 that reads "Even if you've never watched The X-Files, you deserve a standalone watch party of s10e3 Mulder and Scully Meet the Were-Monster. / Come for Rhys's hilarious and heartfelt portrayal of the achingly relatable Guy Mann. Stay for the wall-to-wall stiddies and chones." Under the text is a horizontally split Left/Right post. On the left is the text "If you don't love me at my" above a screenshot from The X-Files / Guy Mann. On the right is the text "then you don't deserve me at my" above a screenshot of ofmd / Stede Bonnet wearing his Izzy-sliced white blouse
October 9, 2025 at 5:13 AM
longmayheroam.bsky.social
in permanent ink 💜
closeup of ofmd tattoo showing the bottom part of Stede's first spoils of battle. Woo hoo! In an old school tattoo banner, text reads "I. am. adequate." Font is my own handwriting.
October 9, 2025 at 4:19 AM
longmayheroam.bsky.social
an ofmd deleted scene
a three-panel photo edit of screenshots from Our Flag Means Death s1e10 "Wherever You Go There You Are" - in the top panel, a washed out image of Ed (Taika Waititi) holding back tears curled up on his side in his blanket fort wrapped in his boyfriend's left-behind bird robe. In the middle panel from the same scene but in full color, Lucius (Nathan Foad) is giving his sympathetic listener therapist face. To the right of to his picture, a screenshot of Alison @alimasin.bsky.social's Bluesky post has been added. The post reads "never underestimate the curative power of full-sugar baja blast" and is outlined in a bright baja blasty turquoise. The bottom panel shows Ed (Waititi) again, also in full vibrant color, looking contemplative with his face tilted slightly up. A fluffy white cloud dream bubble has been added to the left of his picture. Inside the dream bubble is a screenshot from ofmd s1e1 "Pilot" showing Stede (Rhys Darby) in his bright teal iconic Captain look, with the color extra pumped up to resemble a Baja Blast. His arms are outstretched while standing on the deck of the Revenge. Love hearts surround the dream image
October 7, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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October 3, 2025 at 6:59 PM
longmayheroam.bsky.social
AUSTRALIAN CREW - are you seeing this?! RT to reach our artsy Aussies!

A live drawing class in Mittagong, NSW on Sunday, 12 October taught by Calypso-tier goddess divine GYPSY TAYLOR, all skill levels welcome.

Ticket sales at @gypsytaylor on Instagram, linked here: www.instagram.com/p/DPSUG4XkhzR/
screenshot of Gypsy Taylor's Instagram story, sharing a story from class facilitator @droozah, showing an room with teacher Gypsy Taylor at the front, standing next to a fabulously costumed live model with a small group of students gathered around in comfy chairs with large sketchbooks balanced on their laps. In black text over the image, the caption reads "Hollywood Sketch Class with the jaw droppingly talented @GypsyTaylor" and then in smaller white font toward the bottom of the image "2pm Sunday 12 October @the.how.do.you.do.club" with a link to ticket sales
October 3, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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^ if any artists draw this in their own style YES PLEASE DO give Ed this gorgeous flower Medusa linework
closeup of a linework tattoo showing a Medusa-like figure with flowers sprouting out of their hair instead of snakes.
October 2, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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modern AU Ed rocking their Aotearoan pride

www.midnighthour.com/collections/...
screenshot from clothing store Midnight Hour showing a person in a short-sleeved black top with a pattern of fossilized snakes and ferns across the upper chest and shoulders in a beige/cream nude illusion print. They have linework tattoos scattered on both arms and their curly dark hair is up in space buns with loose face framing tendrils. They also have a dark wine lip, black cat eyeliner, and dangling silver snake earrings
October 2, 2025 at 5:46 PM
longmayheroam.bsky.social
Thanks for asking my question,
@siren-events.bsky.social!

They've mostly done theater work, but Anapela gave two filmed project recs:

The Market www.imdb.com/title/tt0802... - not streaming anywhere I could find.

bro'Town www.imdb.com/title/tt0491... - full series is on YouTube! Link in replies.
cast photo from Aotearoa New Zealand comedy-drama TV series The Market, which started in 2005. David Fane is the tallest figure in the back row, and Anapela Polataivao is standing directly in front of him. David and Anapela played a married couple. Promotional image from the Aotearoa New Zealand animated TV series bro'Town, which ran from 2004-2009. David Fane was a lead character and writer, and Anapela Polataivao provided additional voice work for the series.
September 27, 2025 at 9:27 PM