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Jank doing jank things.
I’m telling you 10 years from now when all this is over they are gonna view an OU degree as worthless.
From the Oklahoma U student paper: the school is now saying it will automatically suspend faculty (with pay) in response to student complaints
www.oudaily.com/news/ou-poli...
December 13, 2025 at 4:10 PM
No juice dawg.
December 13, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Dems gonna have to do PTI style slopulism in office to stave some sentiment.
it's for exactly this reason Trump can't escape turbo-Brandonization.
to back up my guy I feel like Trump's drop in popularity over 12 months is "we voted for the guy to make things cheaper *despite* all the other shit he said, shit is too expensive still". which I feel doesn't get talked about enough
December 13, 2025 at 5:46 AM
We not falling for Florida. Cursed ass state. Focus the money in the winnable states.
Sen. Ashley Moody seems EXTREMELY beatable to me next year in Florida. She really struggles on TV (as you can see in this clip) or to speak coherently in public in general.
December 13, 2025 at 3:36 AM
This stuff is also what made Imran Khan a cult political figure in Pakistan. Voters gobble it up.
Again, no one wants to talk about this on the Dem side because we love our civil servants, but I'm sure those moron populist ideas like "sell off all the private cars", "the president is flying on commercial planes now", and "downsize the fancy offices" (all AMLO policies) would work. ughhh
December 13, 2025 at 1:16 AM
It’s all downstream of what happened in Trump I with farm checks. They didn’t face any blowback last time with farmers and got them back with the checks. They think they can do something like that down the line with healthcare. They’re genuinely delusional.
This is not going to go well for the GOP. I really don't think they comprehend how large this is.
Q: At the end of this year, those extended Obamacare subsidies expire. What's your message to those 24m Americans who will see their premiums go up?

TRUMP: Don't make it sound so bad. Obviously you're a sycophant for Democrats. You're obviously a provider of bad news for Republicans.
December 13, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Excellent messaging sir.
Q: At the end of this year, those extended Obamacare subsidies expire. What's your message to those 24m Americans who will see their premiums go up?

TRUMP: Don't make it sound so bad. Obviously you're a sycophant for Democrats. You're obviously a provider of bad news for Republicans.
December 12, 2025 at 11:26 PM
The usual suspects.
December 12, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Guys Trump is totally a double agent. He's totally not diddling kids and just trying to gather information to take down Epstein. I'm more convinced than ever that Qanon was some sort of op by the Trump team to get ahead of this story when it eventually came out.
🚨 BREAKING: Oversight Dems received 95,000 new photos from Jeffrey Epstein's estate. These disturbing images raise even more questions about Epstein and his relationships with some of the most powerful men in the world.

Time to end this White House cover-up. Release the files!
December 12, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Nevada completely destroying their economy in exchange for no taxes on tips.
USA visa requirements

If you think you can just delete social media before visiting the USA read this 👇🏼 from Arnaud Bertrand
December 12, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Not American politics but a lot of the real estate tycoons in Telangana are not super BJP like other states and a lot of them are pro Congress.
Don Beyer is fascinating because he's perhaps the literal only car dealership owner who isn't fucking Hitler
Always wondered why Don Beyer, literal car dealership guy, signed up to be a somewhat liberal Dem for so long
December 12, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Let's just hope it doesn't get cancelled.
Star Wars Fate of the Old Republic announced from Casey Hudson - single player game
December 12, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Still cannot believe 21 Republican defected.
December 12, 2025 at 1:34 AM
This is the pull in case of unpopularity hits all time high policy.
🍃 SCOOP 🍃

President Trump is preparing to order his administration to dramatically loosen restrictions on MARIJUANA.

The order would reclassify cannabis from Schedule I — the same level as heroin — to Schedule III — the same level as Tylenol and codeine and some steroids.
Trump seeks to cut restrictions on marijuana through planned order
The president is expected to attempt to classify marijuana similar to some common prescription painkillers and other drugs.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 12, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Waning influence moment. They know there's a future beyond Trump.
Indiana gerrymandering absolutely clobbered
December 11, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Wow. Did not expect that margin. Turns out threats don't work.
The Indiana GOP's new congressional gerrymander failed by a vote of 31-19.

21 Republicans joined the 10 Democrats in voting no.
BREAKING: Indiana Republicans FAILED to pass a new 9-0 congressional gerrymander after enough GOP senators sided with Dems. The GOP's 7-2 map stays in place.

Trump is trying to re-gerrymander maps nationwide. At least 11 Indiana Rs got death threats after he called for primaries—but it still failed
December 11, 2025 at 9:41 PM
81% approval among GOP is also not that robust in his first term he was in the 90’s.
54 points underwater with independents, good lord.
apnorc.org/projects/tru...
December 11, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Cool touch the stove face the consequences.
December 11, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Memerson so lol but Ramaswamy blowing gov would be so funny.
December 11, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Hmmmm….
December 11, 2025 at 5:07 PM
At this point I’m not shocked if 2026 is D+12. 2018 was D+8 with a much better economy.
"Trump's approval rating on the economy, per the latest AP-NORC poll, is a grisly 31 percent—the lowest number he’s ever gotten in that category in that poll...His overall approval rating is down “only” six points since March—to an abysmal 36 percent." open.substack.com/pub/thebulwa...
The Caribbean Killings Were Unnecessary. Trump Just Proved It.
If we can seize an oil tanker, why did eighty people have to die?
open.substack.com
December 11, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Omg these fuckers are actually gonna walk into election telling voters they killed their healthcare plans.
taking a break from UK politics to observe Yank politics:
Status update on House Republicans and a health care plan, after this morning’s conference meeting:

“The consensus is we need to come up with something,” Rep. Ralph Norman says.
December 11, 2025 at 2:32 AM
BTW Kerry lost VA in 2004 by more than Kamala lost in Georgia by.
December 11, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Im confident Ossoff clears 53%+ in the Senate race. Like that state feels like another VA in the making.
I'm pretty confident GA and KS are gonna continue their march left relative to nation
Yeah Jon Ossoff is going to win big next year and Democrats have a decent shot at flipping GA-Gov too
December 11, 2025 at 2:22 AM
God what a depressing state.
Here are my initial ratings for Arkansas's state legislative elections next year.

The Democrats are aiming to break the Republican supermajority in the State House, but they need to flip seven seats in order to do so. Not impossible, but it's going to require big suburban gains.
December 11, 2025 at 1:28 AM