Liz
@lizknownasdoris.bsky.social
Once had a go at being a graphic designer, ended up writing about dentistry. Someone had to.
Bloody hell. Ridiculous game at Old Trafford #thefootball
December 15, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Bloody hell. Ridiculous game at Old Trafford #thefootball
Bins tomorrow.
Last collection before everything goes into serious:
no idea what day it is
which bins are supposed to go out?
when is actual bin day?
Last collection before everything goes into serious:
no idea what day it is
which bins are supposed to go out?
when is actual bin day?
December 15, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Bins tomorrow.
Last collection before everything goes into serious:
no idea what day it is
which bins are supposed to go out?
when is actual bin day?
Last collection before everything goes into serious:
no idea what day it is
which bins are supposed to go out?
when is actual bin day?
Get your thermals ready.
Long range trending colder 📉 widespread below normal temperatures signalled in continental Europe & UK.
December 15, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Get your thermals ready.
I’ve just had a bacon roll from the local bakery and I’m ready to face the world, at least for an hour or so.
December 15, 2025 at 12:21 PM
I’ve just had a bacon roll from the local bakery and I’m ready to face the world, at least for an hour or so.
I’m so sorry I never had a chance to have a pint in here.
Today is the 55th anniversary of the official opening of the silliest pub the world ever saw, the Windsock in Dunstable
December 15, 2025 at 12:16 PM
I’m so sorry I never had a chance to have a pint in here.
I’m sure this ended well.
Dec 1936: White Label ad from Dewar's
«A Christmas “Eve” of irresistible appeal»
«A Christmas “Eve” of irresistible appeal»
December 14, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I’m sure this ended well.
Have BS notifications changed? I’m now getting one notification for several replies.
December 14, 2025 at 9:53 PM
My neighbours have just sent me an e-Christmas card. I’m struggling to put it on the mantelpiece.
December 14, 2025 at 4:33 PM
My neighbours have just sent me an e-Christmas card. I’m struggling to put it on the mantelpiece.
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It’s Second Sunday of the month. Shortly, just off Trafalgar Square, I’ll be running Captain Dan’s laundry for homeless and/or destitute asylum seekers, refugees, and migrants. I’ll probably annoy all the right people
December 14, 2025 at 10:59 AM
It’s Second Sunday of the month. Shortly, just off Trafalgar Square, I’ll be running Captain Dan’s laundry for homeless and/or destitute asylum seekers, refugees, and migrants. I’ll probably annoy all the right people
December 14, 2025 at 3:15 PM
You can’t deny the Icelandic people know how to do Christmas.
Tonight Stúfur, 3rd of Iceland's 13 Yule Lads, comes down from the mountains. He sneaks into houses and eats the crust left on pans after cooking.
All the children put a shoe in the window for him to put a treat or a little gift in - if they have been good that is. The bad children get a potato.
All the children put a shoe in the window for him to put a treat or a little gift in - if they have been good that is. The bad children get a potato.
December 14, 2025 at 12:41 PM
You can’t deny the Icelandic people know how to do Christmas.
View from the roof of the Covered Market in Oxford a couple of years ago
No idea where this artwork came from.
#SundayPixWings
No idea where this artwork came from.
#SundayPixWings
December 14, 2025 at 11:26 AM
View from the roof of the Covered Market in Oxford a couple of years ago
No idea where this artwork came from.
#SundayPixWings
No idea where this artwork came from.
#SundayPixWings
December 14, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Etsy order made late yesterday and expected Monday turned up sitting near the front door 7.00pm tonight. No idea who delivered it and a delivery email was the only way I knew it was there.
December 13, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Etsy order made late yesterday and expected Monday turned up sitting near the front door 7.00pm tonight. No idea who delivered it and a delivery email was the only way I knew it was there.
Have BS notifications changed? I’m now getting one notification for several replies.
December 13, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Have BS notifications changed? I’m now getting one notification for several replies.
Been subjected to BBQ beef Hula Hoops on an accidental trip to the pub. Do not recommend.
December 13, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Been subjected to BBQ beef Hula Hoops on an accidental trip to the pub. Do not recommend.
If you want your kids to behave this Christmas, remind them of this.
Please may we culturally appropriate the Icelandic Christmas Cat?
December 13, 2025 at 3:42 PM
If you want your kids to behave this Christmas, remind them of this.
I’ve had all week to start wrapping presents.
Presents wrapped: 0
Presents wrapped: 0
December 13, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I’ve had all week to start wrapping presents.
Presents wrapped: 0
Presents wrapped: 0
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Happy 100th Birthday Dick Van Dyke. It took me years to realise you couldn’t just do this with your trousers without causing deep personal embarrassment. Proper movie magic.
December 13, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Happy 100th Birthday Dick Van Dyke. It took me years to realise you couldn’t just do this with your trousers without causing deep personal embarrassment. Proper movie magic.
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December 12, 2025 at 7:41 AM
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Is Lidl Hatherwood Porter still brewed by Shepherd Neame? It's way better than a £1.29 bottle of beer deserves to be, anyway. Never had it before - I actually bought it because it's only slightly more expensive than an empty 500ml bottle from a homebrew shop. And you get beer in it.
December 12, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Is Lidl Hatherwood Porter still brewed by Shepherd Neame? It's way better than a £1.29 bottle of beer deserves to be, anyway. Never had it before - I actually bought it because it's only slightly more expensive than an empty 500ml bottle from a homebrew shop. And you get beer in it.
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So… my orders have dried up… I was hoping for a few more for Christmas .. 🙁
one hungry cat to feed.. *nudges Banksy*
look hungry Banksy
>>>>>
craftysharp.etsy.com
one hungry cat to feed.. *nudges Banksy*
look hungry Banksy
>>>>>
craftysharp.etsy.com
December 12, 2025 at 12:08 PM
So… my orders have dried up… I was hoping for a few more for Christmas .. 🙁
one hungry cat to feed.. *nudges Banksy*
look hungry Banksy
>>>>>
craftysharp.etsy.com
one hungry cat to feed.. *nudges Banksy*
look hungry Banksy
>>>>>
craftysharp.etsy.com
It’s that magical time of year again.
[Hammers fist down on the Underwhelming Christmas Wonderland KLAXON]
WE GOT ONE!!!
WE GOT ONE!!!
'it just felt like it was just some port-a-cabins with festive lights in them'
'My 11-year-old told me I’d been scammed'
www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk
December 12, 2025 at 9:23 AM
It’s that magical time of year again.