Liz
@lizknownasdoris.bsky.social
Once had a go at graphic design, ended up writing about dentistry. Someone had to.
PSA. If you fancy a bunch of roses going cheap, now’s a good time to nip to the supermarket.
February 15, 2026 at 9:50 AM
PSA. If you fancy a bunch of roses going cheap, now’s a good time to nip to the supermarket.
Morning.
What a lovely day coming up.
What a lovely day coming up.
February 15, 2026 at 8:26 AM
Morning.
What a lovely day coming up.
What a lovely day coming up.
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My brother Garry has dementia and is currently lost somewhere in the Chester area. If anyone should spot him please call the police on 999. We'd appreciate reposts. @shitchester.bsky.social
February 14, 2026 at 8:00 PM
My brother Garry has dementia and is currently lost somewhere in the Chester area. If anyone should spot him please call the police on 999. We'd appreciate reposts. @shitchester.bsky.social
February 14, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Smart TVs are very needy. Mine wants yet another software update so it can steal even more of my data.
Mind you, they’ll be very disappointed at my viewing habits.
Mind you, they’ll be very disappointed at my viewing habits.
February 14, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Smart TVs are very needy. Mine wants yet another software update so it can steal even more of my data.
Mind you, they’ll be very disappointed at my viewing habits.
Mind you, they’ll be very disappointed at my viewing habits.
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I. AM. HAVING. A. FAG.
February 14, 2026 at 10:01 AM
I. AM. HAVING. A. FAG.
The skating isn’t quite going according to plan.
February 13, 2026 at 9:57 PM
The skating isn’t quite going according to plan.
Post an image you can hear.
February 13, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Post an image you can hear.
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27 years ago today, artist John Myatt was sentenced to a year in prison for conspiracy to defraud, after painting around 200 fake works, including Chagalls and Matisses over a period of eight years, which convinced buyers despite usually being rendered in household emulsion mixed with KY Jelly 🧵
February 13, 2026 at 9:22 AM
27 years ago today, artist John Myatt was sentenced to a year in prison for conspiracy to defraud, after painting around 200 fake works, including Chagalls and Matisses over a period of eight years, which convinced buyers despite usually being rendered in household emulsion mixed with KY Jelly 🧵
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It's Friday 13th...what could possibly go wrong? 😱
February 13, 2026 at 9:12 AM
It's Friday 13th...what could possibly go wrong? 😱
These half pipe people are mad.
That’s the limit to my commentary on the current Olympics.
That’s the limit to my commentary on the current Olympics.
February 12, 2026 at 7:43 PM
These half pipe people are mad.
That’s the limit to my commentary on the current Olympics.
That’s the limit to my commentary on the current Olympics.
It’s persisting down with rain again and I’ve officially had enough.
February 12, 2026 at 2:22 PM
It’s persisting down with rain again and I’ve officially had enough.
Continuing the Beeb’s attempts to kill off deejays for charity.
Greg James: Radio 1 Breakfast DJ set for Comic Relief challenge
Greg James: Radio 1 Breakfast DJ set for Comic Relief challenge
The Radio 1 breakfast show DJ is going to cycle 630 miles (1,000km) across the UK on a tandem bike.
www.bbc.com
February 12, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Continuing the Beeb’s attempts to kill off deejays for charity.
Shocking scenes
A local resident objected saying it would ‘be visually intrusive with an industrial feel inconsistent with
the existing street scene. Loss of this verge will lead to loss of character in this area. ‘
the existing street scene. Loss of this verge will lead to loss of character in this area. ‘
February 11, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Shocking scenes
Support your local toads.
The weather is warm(ish) and it’s nearly Valentine’s Day. Which means, for the Oxfordshire toad population, at least, it’s baby-making time. Which is hazardous, for toads. In this short read, we look at what's up with toads right now, and how volunteers are protecting them. 🐸
Patrolling toads on Oxfordshire’s roads
The weather is warm(ish) and it’s nearly Valentine’s Day. Which means, for the Oxfordshire toad population, at least, it’s baby-making time.
Toad migrations
You’d be forgiven for thinking that toa...
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February 11, 2026 at 11:56 AM
Support your local toads.
I’ve just had a load of logs delivered so you can guarantee the weather will now warm up considerably.
February 11, 2026 at 11:52 AM
I’ve just had a load of logs delivered so you can guarantee the weather will now warm up considerably.
Block me now but I don’t rate soup. This is just watery vegetables.
As we are deep into soup season, #RecipeOfTheDay is that most magnificent of soups: Minestrone! www.nigella.com/recipes/mine...
Minestrone
This glorious vegetable and bean soup can be adapted to use any vegetables you have lying around, more or less — but I prefer not to include tomatoes here. The only drawback is that the soup, after al...
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February 10, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Block me now but I don’t rate soup. This is just watery vegetables.
Ah, the design/print world of forever.
Ah building sites of the 1980s
DO YOUR BIT
February 10, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Ah, the design/print world of forever.
It’s 4 o’clock. It’s dark. It’s raining and I’m wearing sunglasses.
(One of those isn’t true.)
(One of those isn’t true.)
February 10, 2026 at 4:05 PM
It’s 4 o’clock. It’s dark. It’s raining and I’m wearing sunglasses.
(One of those isn’t true.)
(One of those isn’t true.)
I throughly recommend a trip to the pub to realise everyone is as bonkers as you.
February 8, 2026 at 6:58 PM
I throughly recommend a trip to the pub to realise everyone is as bonkers as you.
Stunning view of the Chiltern Hills this morning.
February 8, 2026 at 10:49 AM
Stunning view of the Chiltern Hills this morning.
I realise I’m late to this but people are throwing themselves off mountains on pieces of plastic on BBC 2.
February 7, 2026 at 6:42 PM
I realise I’m late to this but people are throwing themselves off mountains on pieces of plastic on BBC 2.
Looking forward to a nice weekend with no rain. Or maybe not.
February 6, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Looking forward to a nice weekend with no rain. Or maybe not.