LinneaKou 🧜🏻♀️🧙🏻♀️🧚🏻♀️🔮
@linneakou.bsky.social
swamp witch | SF+F writer | occultist | whimsical weirdo
she/her | LGBTQ+ | 18+ please
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she/her | LGBTQ+ | 18+ please
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“Bari! Welcome to CBS Mornings!”
“Thanks for having me.”
(lol like they had a choice)
“Thanks for having me.”
(lol like they had a choice)
December 13, 2025 at 9:47 PM
“Bari! Welcome to CBS Mornings!”
“Thanks for having me.”
(lol like they had a choice)
“Thanks for having me.”
(lol like they had a choice)
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Computer: What is your banking password
Me: uhhhh
Computer: that is incorrect, you have one more attempt
Me: can you ask me a security question?
Computer: Finish this line: the sky was—
Me: ROSE! It was GOLD I was taken sniffs of it through my nose, I wish I could get back there someplace back th
Me: uhhhh
Computer: that is incorrect, you have one more attempt
Me: can you ask me a security question?
Computer: Finish this line: the sky was—
Me: ROSE! It was GOLD I was taken sniffs of it through my nose, I wish I could get back there someplace back th
I like how my brain will ignore important stuff but suddenly remember a song from ‘97 perfect.
December 13, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Computer: What is your banking password
Me: uhhhh
Computer: that is incorrect, you have one more attempt
Me: can you ask me a security question?
Computer: Finish this line: the sky was—
Me: ROSE! It was GOLD I was taken sniffs of it through my nose, I wish I could get back there someplace back th
Me: uhhhh
Computer: that is incorrect, you have one more attempt
Me: can you ask me a security question?
Computer: Finish this line: the sky was—
Me: ROSE! It was GOLD I was taken sniffs of it through my nose, I wish I could get back there someplace back th
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We're long overdue for something to collapse America's cultural hegemony and "say mean things about God's Precious Baby Trump we'll make you sorry if you ever come here" sure seems like it might do the trick.
Want to go to Disneyland? Maybe rethink those mean tweets about US policy: https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-12-12/us-social-media-australia-explainer/106128586
Want to go to Disneyland? Maybe rethink those mean tweets about US policy
Mean tweets about US policy might mean no trip to Disneyland, under a new proposal that would see Australians provide their social media history for the past five years.
www.abc.net.au
December 13, 2025 at 6:35 AM
We're long overdue for something to collapse America's cultural hegemony and "say mean things about God's Precious Baby Trump we'll make you sorry if you ever come here" sure seems like it might do the trick.
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the 2030's will be a big decade for pissing on graves
December 13, 2025 at 9:54 PM
the 2030's will be a big decade for pissing on graves
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I don't want to be a "I'm not surprised" guy but covid made it clear that a substantial part of the population wants the freedom to do whatever they want even if it kills them and/or others
strangers are fighting to the death in my menchies over this pretty innocuous take and slinging devastating counterarguments like “what if I had to run away from a murderer” and “I like speeding”
one of my longstanding takes is that car manufacturers should be forced to install mandatory speed limiters in every new vehicle and people react to that like I'm advocating to strip them of their right to free speech
December 13, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I don't want to be a "I'm not surprised" guy but covid made it clear that a substantial part of the population wants the freedom to do whatever they want even if it kills them and/or others
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There's the common adage of "zombie media comes up with new names for zombies because it hates zombies, mecha media comes up with new names for mecha because it loves mecha" but there's the weird case of werewolf media, which has a tendency to be one or the other
December 13, 2025 at 3:21 PM
There's the common adage of "zombie media comes up with new names for zombies because it hates zombies, mecha media comes up with new names for mecha because it loves mecha" but there's the weird case of werewolf media, which has a tendency to be one or the other
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I saw a chart about commitment to AI, and unsurprisingly the US was far in the lead, and it really drove home an key emotion driving the grift.
The *idea* of the U.S. as number one is so powerful that we have effectively made up a category we can be number one in, and it MUST BE TRUE.
The *idea* of the U.S. as number one is so powerful that we have effectively made up a category we can be number one in, and it MUST BE TRUE.
December 13, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I saw a chart about commitment to AI, and unsurprisingly the US was far in the lead, and it really drove home an key emotion driving the grift.
The *idea* of the U.S. as number one is so powerful that we have effectively made up a category we can be number one in, and it MUST BE TRUE.
The *idea* of the U.S. as number one is so powerful that we have effectively made up a category we can be number one in, and it MUST BE TRUE.
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THE BICYCLE THIEVES - a 1948 Italian Marxist film about poverty that turns out to be the best film we’ve ever seen, for real
killjamesbondpod.podbean.com/e/s4e28-bicy...
killjamesbondpod.podbean.com/e/s4e28-bicy...
S4E28: Bicycle Thieves | Kill James Bond!
It's our final heist movie of the year, and it's time to flip the script a little. A union man in immediate postwar Italy is assigned a job putting up posters. The pay is enough to finally give his fa...
killjamesbondpod.podbean.com
December 13, 2025 at 3:39 PM
THE BICYCLE THIEVES - a 1948 Italian Marxist film about poverty that turns out to be the best film we’ve ever seen, for real
killjamesbondpod.podbean.com/e/s4e28-bicy...
killjamesbondpod.podbean.com/e/s4e28-bicy...
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Happy 100th Birthday to Dick Van Dyke! Actor, comedian, all round performer and inventor of the DVD.
December 13, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Happy 100th Birthday to Dick Van Dyke! Actor, comedian, all round performer and inventor of the DVD.
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Things we learn:
1. Bovino's existence is the result of chain migration, which MAGA wants to ban
2. His family arrived legally under an immigration law MAGA wants to repeal
3. His father killed a woman while driving drunk, a crime for which MAGA aims to deport immigrants
And much more. Read it.
1. Bovino's existence is the result of chain migration, which MAGA wants to ban
2. His family arrived legally under an immigration law MAGA wants to repeal
3. His father killed a woman while driving drunk, a crime for which MAGA aims to deport immigrants
And much more. Read it.
Greg Bovino’s the star of Trump’s deportation show. We trace his roots.
As a boy, the Hollywood movie “The Border" set the course for his life. He couldn’t believe the Border Patrol agents in the movie were the bad guys. Now that he’s in charge of deportation efforts caus...
chicago.suntimes.com
December 13, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Things we learn:
1. Bovino's existence is the result of chain migration, which MAGA wants to ban
2. His family arrived legally under an immigration law MAGA wants to repeal
3. His father killed a woman while driving drunk, a crime for which MAGA aims to deport immigrants
And much more. Read it.
1. Bovino's existence is the result of chain migration, which MAGA wants to ban
2. His family arrived legally under an immigration law MAGA wants to repeal
3. His father killed a woman while driving drunk, a crime for which MAGA aims to deport immigrants
And much more. Read it.
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The absolute funniest thing about this is that the house pictured is legitimately an abandoned meth lab, as someone in Derek’s replies discovered (see thread for proof)
If you want to do something like this, why not buy a $150k home in a small town in Italy, France, Spain, or Mexico, instead of having nine people share one bathroom after they eat at a restaurant called "Stinky's?"
December 13, 2025 at 4:14 PM
The absolute funniest thing about this is that the house pictured is legitimately an abandoned meth lab, as someone in Derek’s replies discovered (see thread for proof)
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If you’re not white make sure you carry your fucking freedom papers with you bsky.app/profile/radl...
Bovino, the man overseeing mass deportations, publicly declared that we must all have our papers on us, at all times, or we could be stopped, harassed, kidnapped, and detained, as they did with the man in this case, who is a US citizen.
December 13, 2025 at 4:50 PM
If you’re not white make sure you carry your fucking freedom papers with you bsky.app/profile/radl...
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2. The evidence we can now see demolishes the core argument made by opponents of the Robinson-Patman Act. They claim not enforcing the law has led to lower prices. But this new material shows the opposite: Pepsi forced all grocers besides Walmart to raise their prices.
December 12, 2025 at 5:30 PM
2. The evidence we can now see demolishes the core argument made by opponents of the Robinson-Patman Act. They claim not enforcing the law has led to lower prices. But this new material shows the opposite: Pepsi forced all grocers besides Walmart to raise their prices.
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1. For at least 10 years, Pepsi has conspired with Walmart to force up grocery prices. That’s the shocking evidence made public today in an unsealed FTC lawsuit. The suit was abandoned in May by the Trump FTC just before it was to be un-redacted. We went to court to get it unsealed & won.
December 12, 2025 at 5:30 PM
1. For at least 10 years, Pepsi has conspired with Walmart to force up grocery prices. That’s the shocking evidence made public today in an unsealed FTC lawsuit. The suit was abandoned in May by the Trump FTC just before it was to be un-redacted. We went to court to get it unsealed & won.
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Maybe it "doesn't feel like Christmas anymore" because for the past 25 years culture warrior crybabies have been sucking all the fun out of it. Getting mad at Sbux cups and people for saying "happy holidays". And celebrating the holiday as statement rather than having good will towards man.
December 13, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Maybe it "doesn't feel like Christmas anymore" because for the past 25 years culture warrior crybabies have been sucking all the fun out of it. Getting mad at Sbux cups and people for saying "happy holidays". And celebrating the holiday as statement rather than having good will towards man.
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One of the things I'm acutely aware of is how likely comics frameworks that are run by a single dev can turn into abandonware; Keeping Time is on Toocheke for now, but what happens if that dev ever leaves it?
Comix Cleric being open-source is incredible!! That's the best way to future-proof!!
Comix Cleric being open-source is incredible!! That's the best way to future-proof!!
Introducing Comix Cleric, a web framework that makes it easier than ever to make and host your webcomic YOUR way! Crafted BY comic creators FOR comic creators and jam packed with features, you can learn more by checking out the Kickstarter NOW!
#comic #webcomic #webcomics #kickstarter
#comic #webcomic #webcomics #kickstarter
Comix Cleric - The Indie Way to Host Indie Comics!
A web framework that makes it easier than ever to make and host your webcomic YOUR way! Crafted BY comic creators FOR comic creators!
www.kickstarter.com
December 13, 2025 at 4:01 PM
One of the things I'm acutely aware of is how likely comics frameworks that are run by a single dev can turn into abandonware; Keeping Time is on Toocheke for now, but what happens if that dev ever leaves it?
Comix Cleric being open-source is incredible!! That's the best way to future-proof!!
Comix Cleric being open-source is incredible!! That's the best way to future-proof!!
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for dick van dyke's 100th birthday, let's agree that that is actually how english chimney sweeps sound like, he nailed it, if you're an english chimney sweep and don't sound like that, you're doing it wrong
December 13, 2025 at 4:19 PM
for dick van dyke's 100th birthday, let's agree that that is actually how english chimney sweeps sound like, he nailed it, if you're an english chimney sweep and don't sound like that, you're doing it wrong
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To give you a sense of how big a departure this year, the government doesn't do this for wanted criminals.
SCOOP: The Trump administration is providing the names of all travelers passing through U.S. airports to immigration officials in search of people with deportation orders, a substantial expansion of government efforts to draw on data to hunt down immigrants.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/12/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/12/u...
Immigration Agents Are Using Air Passenger Data for Deportation Effort
www.nytimes.com
December 12, 2025 at 11:19 PM
To give you a sense of how big a departure this year, the government doesn't do this for wanted criminals.
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As he celebrates his 100th Birthday this very day, can we all take a moment to acknowledge that time when Dick Van Dyke won the internet internet.
Forever.
Forever.
December 13, 2025 at 12:43 PM
As he celebrates his 100th Birthday this very day, can we all take a moment to acknowledge that time when Dick Van Dyke won the internet internet.
Forever.
Forever.
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The University of Oklahoma has now put a second instructor on leave, this time for telling students they would be excused from class on Friday to attend a protest in support of trans graduate student instructor Mel Curth after *she* was unfairly put on leave.
Yeah, that'll fucking fix it, guys.
Yeah, that'll fucking fix it, guys.
December 9, 2025 at 6:05 PM
The University of Oklahoma has now put a second instructor on leave, this time for telling students they would be excused from class on Friday to attend a protest in support of trans graduate student instructor Mel Curth after *she* was unfairly put on leave.
Yeah, that'll fucking fix it, guys.
Yeah, that'll fucking fix it, guys.
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That should be a red flag for an accrediting body
From the Oklahoma U student paper: the school is now saying it will automatically suspend faculty (with pay) in response to student complaints
www.oudaily.com/news/ou-poli...
www.oudaily.com/news/ou-poli...
December 13, 2025 at 3:46 PM
That should be a red flag for an accrediting body
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So I need to pay $1,000 in the next 4 days for postoperative care that they didn't tell me had an associated fee or they're going to cancel on me
- top surgery in 10 days
- got rear ended a week after solving the whole car situation and am back at square one
- old car needs to be scrapped
- move-out date got moved to way sooner than planned (this is fine)
- countless interviews & still not hired onto a job
ko-fi.com/d7th
- got rear ended a week after solving the whole car situation and am back at square one
- old car needs to be scrapped
- move-out date got moved to way sooner than planned (this is fine)
- countless interviews & still not hired onto a job
ko-fi.com/d7th
Support D-7th | Thorn Delarosa-Hawthorne
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December 13, 2025 at 5:05 PM
So I need to pay $1,000 in the next 4 days for postoperative care that they didn't tell me had an associated fee or they're going to cancel on me
If the rest of the world treats the U.S. like we treated Germany after WWII it will be entirely deserved
Unless the citizens can prove that they'll do better by hook or by crook.
Unless the citizens can prove that they'll do better by hook or by crook.
December 13, 2025 at 8:44 PM
If the rest of the world treats the U.S. like we treated Germany after WWII it will be entirely deserved
Unless the citizens can prove that they'll do better by hook or by crook.
Unless the citizens can prove that they'll do better by hook or by crook.