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Lily Baker
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Mel is encouraging me to post more again, is this toxic yuri?
November 29, 2025 at 10:41 AM
y'know what? fuck you. *untucks your hair from behind your ear*
November 28, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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Felt like this when mortgage payments went up a few years ago - yes, it's horrible to now be paying an extra £200 a month, but that's been happening to renters year on year and there were no sadface articles on that, just "market forces" and "nobody has a right to live in a city"
This house tax pretending is making me more insane than usual because as a renter I’ve had to move every 1-3 years just as standard because rents always rise. And no one cares. House owners get a tiny fraction of that precarity and suddenly it’s the worst thing that’s ever happened
November 27, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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ME POSTING: Good pussy sound like the Silent Hill radio
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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had this explained to me before but i'm still really confused. so is wicked like a my immortal prequel or is it more of a soft reboot type thing
November 23, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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Grand opening, grand closing.

X quietly disabled a new feature that showed which country an account was posting from when it revealed that lots of popular right wing MAGA accounts were being run from foreign countries like India and Nigeria.
November 22, 2025 at 9:05 PM
more like the wicked witch of the woke am i right? fuck animals.
November 23, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Had a dream ln that the new Simpsons opening showed a picture of all the voice actors for all the characters as they were introduced, but then it got insanely long Too Many Cooks style
November 20, 2025 at 9:12 AM
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the absolute fucking indignity of logging on to be silly and accidentally saying something insightful. serf, hand me the weed gummies, this status quo cannot be allowed to persist
November 14, 2025 at 6:36 PM
if my alarm is being set for less than 7 hours, it shouldn't pop up with how long i have, like thanks now im stressed and will sleep less
November 14, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I can tell I was tired last night bc when messaging my girlfriend goodnight, it took me 3 tries to get "tty tomoroew" at which point I gave up and left it
November 12, 2025 at 11:01 AM
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On my third glass of Limestone Slurry
November 8, 2025 at 1:48 PM
my "chill drinks with friends at 7" plans have somehow transmuted into "east london pub crawl starting at 2"
November 8, 2025 at 2:02 PM
"oh yeah, i met her hobby dogging and she gave me her handy" - Germans, apparently
November 8, 2025 at 12:52 PM
guy walking through the park with a big speaker blasting ambient synth
November 8, 2025 at 12:42 PM
forgot headphones, day ruined
November 8, 2025 at 6:06 AM
*hearing any song off rumours that isn't the chain* wait, this is on rumours too??????
November 5, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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my name is ozymandias, king of kings: click like to look on, click subscribe to despair
October 30, 2025 at 8:45 AM
The want to go to bed vs the need to shower
October 29, 2025 at 6:28 PM
tell me it's the worst excesses of capitalism all you like, i just really love an individually wrapped teabag
October 28, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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the trick to eating pussy is giving it a big raspberry every once in a while
October 27, 2025 at 5:28 PM
you can't advertise smth by saying i can check my emails there. no. let me be free.
October 27, 2025 at 7:56 AM
say what you like about me, but you can't ever fault my logic (i don't use any)
October 23, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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the future anarchists want
October 18, 2025 at 5:56 AM
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He was so real for this
November 2, 2024 at 11:01 AM