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Gillian
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But what is Chatteris if you're not there?

@mippy on twitter
Feel like I should have just watched True Stories last night rather than the football, at least I'd have been able to join in with the songs
November 27, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Felt like this when mortgage payments went up a few years ago - yes, it's horrible to now be paying an extra £200 a month, but that's been happening to renters year on year and there were no sadface articles on that, just "market forces" and "nobody has a right to live in a city"
This house tax pretending is making me more insane than usual because as a renter I’ve had to move every 1-3 years just as standard because rents always rise. And no one cares. House owners get a tiny fraction of that precarity and suddenly it’s the worst thing that’s ever happened
November 27, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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If you want some good news this morning, I showed my three boys the PM doing the six/seven thing and now they have all stopped doing it.
November 27, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Sending pictures of beer and schinitzel-in-a-bun as propaganda to @alan.cool to convince him that taking a train to see Dortmund v Leverkusen is a worthwhile use of an evening of our holiday (although the cost of the tickets would buy a fair amount of schnitzel in a pub)
November 21, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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20 Nov 2025
November 20, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I wonder who the least famous celeb was to go to Epstein's Island. Unfortunately I'm too aware of libel laws to name those I think will be funniest, and there aren't enough amusingly incongruous dead people
November 20, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Babe are you okay you've hardly touched your Diana, Princess of Hearts handbag
November 20, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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the moral of the story here is, after committing a serious crime, immediately google

• how to prove innocence falsely accused
• normal to feel deep empathy for others?
• recipes that take four hours to make starting at 9pm
• how to report legitimate windfall to irs reddit
• best orphan charities
November 20, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Had a dream last night that I found a chippy that did pineapple fritters, and I was trying to get everyone to try them, honestly, trust me, it's the sweet-sour of the pineapple and the savoury-sour of the salt and vinegar that makes them
November 19, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Honestly if the Scotland games are in Toronto I'm going to be tempted to go just to hang out and vibe, don't really need two kidneys tbh
November 18, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Have an urge to sing 'McTominay, McTominominay' to the tune of Major Lazer's Bubble Butt
November 18, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Mc Salt'n'Sauce
November 18, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I thought Ronaldo wasn't allowed to go to America because he lost his passport and doesn't really like driving everywhere; guess he must have found it in his old Juventus bag or something and is looking forward to finally getting to go and try one of those really big sandwiches
November 18, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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The double-take I just did at the third bullet point.
November 18, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Gonna be in Cologne in a couple of weeks
November 18, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Look at his sad little face, thanks GREECE
November 15, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Greece are a bunch of KILLJOYS, feta no longer allowed in this household, only "Greek-style Salad Cheese"
November 15, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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Or, you know, that instead. #GRESCO
If you're new to Scotland World Cup qualifiers, this is where we get a goal back too late to be useful, and miss a chance good enough for some people to think it was an unlucky defeat. #GRESCO
November 15, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Regretting being Scottish by marriage now, my constitution is not built for this level of hubris and nemesis
November 15, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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If the UK is on the brink of civil war, as Musk claims, it follows that in 300 years time there will be be a new generation of civil war re-enactment societies.

"Geoff,you defend Laurence Fox. Can you guys shout outside a hostel. Brian, i need you to relentlessly slag off Nish Kumar on Facebook."
November 15, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Lee Hurst and Julie Burchill. The past was a different country
The same issue also had a piece on “the last 15 left-wing people in Britain”. Not too sure what was going on at Q then.
November 14, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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Steps have been stuck doing One For Sorrow on #totp for weeks now. Like a group of jaunty, Butlin's singer Terry Waites.
November 14, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Might be at home tomorrow instead of on a train, yet I can't watch the Netherlands game as a treat as it's in Bezos-vision, booo
November 13, 2025 at 9:20 PM