Lily Baker
@lilybaker.bsky.social
Lesbian, Actor, London-based
Repped by DNA Management
https://spotlight.com/6059-4500-1687
https://instagram.com/lily.baker.actor
https://ko-fi.com/lilybaker
she/her
Repped by DNA Management
https://spotlight.com/6059-4500-1687
https://instagram.com/lily.baker.actor
https://ko-fi.com/lilybaker
she/her
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the absolute fucking indignity of logging on to be silly and accidentally saying something insightful. serf, hand me the weed gummies, this status quo cannot be allowed to persist
November 14, 2025 at 6:36 PM
the absolute fucking indignity of logging on to be silly and accidentally saying something insightful. serf, hand me the weed gummies, this status quo cannot be allowed to persist
if my alarm is being set for less than 7 hours, it shouldn't pop up with how long i have, like thanks now im stressed and will sleep less
November 14, 2025 at 2:37 AM
if my alarm is being set for less than 7 hours, it shouldn't pop up with how long i have, like thanks now im stressed and will sleep less
I can tell I was tired last night bc when messaging my girlfriend goodnight, it took me 3 tries to get "tty tomoroew" at which point I gave up and left it
November 12, 2025 at 11:01 AM
I can tell I was tired last night bc when messaging my girlfriend goodnight, it took me 3 tries to get "tty tomoroew" at which point I gave up and left it
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On my third glass of Limestone Slurry
November 8, 2025 at 1:48 PM
On my third glass of Limestone Slurry
my "chill drinks with friends at 7" plans have somehow transmuted into "east london pub crawl starting at 2"
November 8, 2025 at 2:02 PM
my "chill drinks with friends at 7" plans have somehow transmuted into "east london pub crawl starting at 2"
"oh yeah, i met her hobby dogging and she gave me her handy" - Germans, apparently
Another case of Germans using an English word that could be interpreted differently
www.zdfheute.de/panorama/hob...
www.zdfheute.de/panorama/hob...
Verrückt, verrückter, "Hobby Dogging": Gassigehen mit einem Fantasiehund
Mit viel Fantasie führen Tierfreunde beim "Hobby Dogging" imaginäre Hunde aus. Trainerin Barbara Gerlinger zeigt in ihren Kursen, wie es geht.
www.zdfheute.de
November 8, 2025 at 12:52 PM
"oh yeah, i met her hobby dogging and she gave me her handy" - Germans, apparently
guy walking through the park with a big speaker blasting ambient synth
November 8, 2025 at 12:42 PM
guy walking through the park with a big speaker blasting ambient synth
forgot headphones, day ruined
November 8, 2025 at 6:06 AM
forgot headphones, day ruined
*hearing any song off rumours that isn't the chain* wait, this is on rumours too??????
November 5, 2025 at 11:02 AM
*hearing any song off rumours that isn't the chain* wait, this is on rumours too??????
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my name is ozymandias, king of kings: click like to look on, click subscribe to despair
October 30, 2025 at 8:45 AM
my name is ozymandias, king of kings: click like to look on, click subscribe to despair
The want to go to bed vs the need to shower
October 29, 2025 at 6:28 PM
The want to go to bed vs the need to shower
tell me it's the worst excesses of capitalism all you like, i just really love an individually wrapped teabag
October 28, 2025 at 12:52 AM
tell me it's the worst excesses of capitalism all you like, i just really love an individually wrapped teabag
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the trick to eating pussy is giving it a big raspberry every once in a while
October 27, 2025 at 5:28 PM
the trick to eating pussy is giving it a big raspberry every once in a while
you can't advertise smth by saying i can check my emails there. no. let me be free.
October 27, 2025 at 7:56 AM
you can't advertise smth by saying i can check my emails there. no. let me be free.
say what you like about me, but you can't ever fault my logic (i don't use any)
October 23, 2025 at 9:57 PM
say what you like about me, but you can't ever fault my logic (i don't use any)
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the future anarchists want
October 18, 2025 at 5:56 AM
the future anarchists want
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He was so real for this
November 2, 2024 at 11:01 AM
He was so real for this
love letters to the genre are so passé i need hate letters to the genre, show me pure unadulterated contempt for the medium
October 18, 2025 at 9:53 AM
love letters to the genre are so passé i need hate letters to the genre, show me pure unadulterated contempt for the medium
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I was going to post a funny but fucked up joke, but I got almost 1000 new followers overnight and who knows if they are Joke Understanders
October 16, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I was going to post a funny but fucked up joke, but I got almost 1000 new followers overnight and who knows if they are Joke Understanders
local woman discovers secret to happiness: eating entire bodyweight in cheese each day
scientists claim "we already knew this, come on"
scientists claim "we already knew this, come on"
October 16, 2025 at 7:14 PM
local woman discovers secret to happiness: eating entire bodyweight in cheese each day
scientists claim "we already knew this, come on"
scientists claim "we already knew this, come on"
The spines on this go so hard holy shit
October 14, 2025 at 5:53 PM
The spines on this go so hard holy shit
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Current main character on Threads. Everyone is now posting knitting projects saying they're none of your business.
October 14, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Current main character on Threads. Everyone is now posting knitting projects saying they're none of your business.
See ya later alligator
In a bit piece of shit
In a bit piece of shit
October 12, 2025 at 5:29 PM
See ya later alligator
In a bit piece of shit
In a bit piece of shit
the "why don't I know more of their songs?" to "Oh." pipeline
October 11, 2025 at 1:48 PM
the "why don't I know more of their songs?" to "Oh." pipeline