LightMikey
@lightmikey.bsky.social
Lighting geekery. Foodie. Occasionally catch a Pokèmon. Becomes Eurovision pilled between March and May. He/Him
To this day, and probably well into the future, @theonion.com is the only publication that I subscribe to for the advertising.
November 30, 2025 at 3:13 AM
To this day, and probably well into the future, @theonion.com is the only publication that I subscribe to for the advertising.
I look forward to repurposing data centers into some of the most wicked laser tag arenas you can play.
Anecdotally on twitter seeing a big shift the last few days from every AI slop account saying every other creative field is “over” and they’re in control now to now posting about how nobody likes them and it’s not fair and they’ll persevere and real artists respect and uplift eachother
November 30, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I look forward to repurposing data centers into some of the most wicked laser tag arenas you can play.
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Soon small businesses won’t have to wait for Small Business Saturday to get attention from their Mayor.
Some changes that they can look forward to:
Some changes that they can look forward to:
November 29, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Soon small businesses won’t have to wait for Small Business Saturday to get attention from their Mayor.
Some changes that they can look forward to:
Some changes that they can look forward to:
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"Thanks to all the goat-builders who give me my best goat-look year after year 🐐 My horns are glowing and the red ribbon is in place, I’m feeling ready to shine on my birthday party!..."
November 29, 2025 at 10:11 PM
"Thanks to all the goat-builders who give me my best goat-look year after year 🐐 My horns are glowing and the red ribbon is in place, I’m feeling ready to shine on my birthday party!..."
I feel that middle of the night donut runs have contributed to the feeling that it's been Saturday since Thursday, and now that it's actually Saturday, I keep thinking it's Sunday.
November 29, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I feel that middle of the night donut runs have contributed to the feeling that it's been Saturday since Thursday, and now that it's actually Saturday, I keep thinking it's Sunday.
Your Stitch picnic awaits at Jones Point
November 29, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Your Stitch picnic awaits at Jones Point
God dammit.
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead is one of my favorites, and I totally did not improv the tennis scene with friends for months in high school.
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead is one of my favorites, and I totally did not improv the tennis scene with friends for months in high school.
Shouldn't it? I mean, you’d never know you were in a box would you? It would be just like you were asleep in a box. Not that I’d like to sleep in a box, mind you. Not without any air. You'd wake up dead for a start and then where would you be?
In a box.
RIP Tom Stoppard
In a box.
RIP Tom Stoppard
November 29, 2025 at 5:55 PM
God dammit.
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead is one of my favorites, and I totally did not improv the tennis scene with friends for months in high school.
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead is one of my favorites, and I totally did not improv the tennis scene with friends for months in high school.
Honestly, way lower than I thought.
@lightmikey.bsky.social has swears! They've used 127 profanities in their last 1,772 posts.
🥇 "shit" (28 times)
🥈 "hell" (14 times)
🥉 "fuck" (9 times)
🥇 "shit" (28 times)
🥈 "hell" (14 times)
🥉 "fuck" (9 times)
November 29, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Honestly, way lower than I thought.
@profanity.accountant I have never used profanity, I fucking swear it.
November 29, 2025 at 1:12 AM
@profanity.accountant I have never used profanity, I fucking swear it.
Introduce yourself with five animals you have seen in the wild.
Raccoon
House sparrow
White tailed deer
Beaver
Kea
Raccoon
House sparrow
White tailed deer
Beaver
Kea
Introduce yourself with five animals you have seen in the wild;
California condor
Banana slug
Green sea turtle
Sea otter
Whatever critter this is
California condor
Banana slug
Green sea turtle
Sea otter
Whatever critter this is
November 29, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Introduce yourself with five animals you have seen in the wild.
Raccoon
House sparrow
White tailed deer
Beaver
Kea
Raccoon
House sparrow
White tailed deer
Beaver
Kea
We have decided to counter the past ten hours of sugar rush with a trip to Chili Wok. It is very very good.
November 28, 2025 at 5:32 PM
We have decided to counter the past ten hours of sugar rush with a trip to Chili Wok. It is very very good.
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The Goat received a few finishing touches overnight 🎁
November 28, 2025 at 1:13 PM
The Goat received a few finishing touches overnight 🎁
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Second shift. Got a dozen doughnuts for ARC for my 7:30am platelet appointment while I was there.
November 28, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Second shift. Got a dozen doughnuts for ARC for my 7:30am platelet appointment while I was there.
Behold the After Dark donut: Chocolate raspberry filling with chocolate icing and a chocolate swirl, and then artfully adorned with gold leaf.
We were the only ones there at just before 2am, solidifying our VIP status that comes with the perk of purchasing said donut 5 minutes early.
1/
We were the only ones there at just before 2am, solidifying our VIP status that comes with the perk of purchasing said donut 5 minutes early.
1/
November 28, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Behold the After Dark donut: Chocolate raspberry filling with chocolate icing and a chocolate swirl, and then artfully adorned with gold leaf.
We were the only ones there at just before 2am, solidifying our VIP status that comes with the perk of purchasing said donut 5 minutes early.
1/
We were the only ones there at just before 2am, solidifying our VIP status that comes with the perk of purchasing said donut 5 minutes early.
1/
In roughly 5 and a half hours.
I contemplated getting there at the stroke of 12 to try my luck atva coffee mug, but I have remembered that we already have too many, and my goal is 2am After Dark sugar, not inedible porcelain.
I will admit I have a special love for late night food adventures.
I contemplated getting there at the stroke of 12 to try my luck atva coffee mug, but I have remembered that we already have too many, and my goal is 2am After Dark sugar, not inedible porcelain.
I will admit I have a special love for late night food adventures.
November 27, 2025 at 11:26 PM
In roughly 5 and a half hours.
I contemplated getting there at the stroke of 12 to try my luck atva coffee mug, but I have remembered that we already have too many, and my goal is 2am After Dark sugar, not inedible porcelain.
I will admit I have a special love for late night food adventures.
I contemplated getting there at the stroke of 12 to try my luck atva coffee mug, but I have remembered that we already have too many, and my goal is 2am After Dark sugar, not inedible porcelain.
I will admit I have a special love for late night food adventures.
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Okay, the crowd going nuts like someone just scored a touchdown at the Super Bowl all *through* the KDH performance is a hell of a thing to see hear/see:
November 27, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Okay, the crowd going nuts like someone just scored a touchdown at the Super Bowl all *through* the KDH performance is a hell of a thing to see hear/see:
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Tim Hortons reminds Campbell’s customers that they also make bad soup for poor slobs
Tim Hortons reminds Campbell's customers that they also make bad soup for poor slobs
TORONTO - Following the news that a top Campbell’s executive was fired after being caught on microphone calling the company’s soups “shit for poor people”, Tim Hortons have released a statement remind...
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November 27, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Tim Hortons reminds Campbell’s customers that they also make bad soup for poor slobs
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“ Det doftar halm i luften och julkänslan gör entré. Movember ut, bockember in! ✨🐐
You can smell the straw in the air and the christmas spirit makes its entrance. Movember out, bockember in! ✨🐐” #gavlebocken #gavle
You can smell the straw in the air and the christmas spirit makes its entrance. Movember out, bockember in! ✨🐐” #gavlebocken #gavle
November 27, 2025 at 7:47 PM
“ Det doftar halm i luften och julkänslan gör entré. Movember ut, bockember in! ✨🐐
You can smell the straw in the air and the christmas spirit makes its entrance. Movember out, bockember in! ✨🐐” #gavlebocken #gavle
You can smell the straw in the air and the christmas spirit makes its entrance. Movember out, bockember in! ✨🐐” #gavlebocken #gavle
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”The thing is this wasn’t really a catch-and-kill operation as described—I don’t even think there’s a term for what this was,” I say as I pour gravy on my fourth slice of pumpkin pie. My wife has filed for divorce and one of my cats is packing her belongings in a suitcase, but I persist.
Do I try to explain the Nuzzi-Lizza situation to my in-laws at Thanksgiving dinner or do I just pass the stuffing and keep screaming in my own brain hmmmmmmm
November 26, 2025 at 11:51 PM
”The thing is this wasn’t really a catch-and-kill operation as described—I don’t even think there’s a term for what this was,” I say as I pour gravy on my fourth slice of pumpkin pie. My wife has filed for divorce and one of my cats is packing her belongings in a suitcase, but I persist.
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To be clear Lizza’s story is that Nuzzi sat on important matters of national significance for personal benefit and he’s sat on these details until he could personally benefit.
All of DC media needs to be thrown into the sea. Anyone who defends these people is a goddamn clown.
All of DC media needs to be thrown into the sea. Anyone who defends these people is a goddamn clown.
November 26, 2025 at 10:17 PM
To be clear Lizza’s story is that Nuzzi sat on important matters of national significance for personal benefit and he’s sat on these details until he could personally benefit.
All of DC media needs to be thrown into the sea. Anyone who defends these people is a goddamn clown.
All of DC media needs to be thrown into the sea. Anyone who defends these people is a goddamn clown.
This should be enough weight to get a pokestop added, if there isn't one already.
November 26, 2025 at 10:08 PM
This should be enough weight to get a pokestop added, if there isn't one already.
There is a squirrel on the Mall squealing at tourists below, and a young girl is squealing back at it, and I kind of hope it turns into a Darmok and Jalad moment.
November 26, 2025 at 9:10 PM
There is a squirrel on the Mall squealing at tourists below, and a young girl is squealing back at it, and I kind of hope it turns into a Darmok and Jalad moment.
DESERT BUS
November 26, 2025 at 6:17 PM
DESERT BUS
I would say this is today's drafting music, but I am just waiting for the departing hour because I am the only one still here.
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November 26, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I would say this is today's drafting music, but I am just waiting for the departing hour because I am the only one still here.