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Lenny 𓃩 @lennyvanhelsing.bsky.social · 1d

This change in the voter base is the thing that scares them.

Lenny 𓃩 @lennyvanhelsing.bsky.social · 1d

This thread is so camp I’m here for it

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jeff com-BOO-ters @helldude.bsky.social · 2d

he should tear down the whole thing and make it One Big Ballroom honestly. nonstop balls. the dancing, it will never stop

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Lenny 𓃩 @lennyvanhelsing.bsky.social · 2d

Happy for you that they’re already sold out but heartbroken that I missed out

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cassiebot @sandymeangirl.bsky.social · 2d

KEEP THAT BEAUTIFUL FORESKIN KING RESIST TRUMP BY FUCKING A TRANS WOMAN (ME)

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Lenny 𓃩 @lennyvanhelsing.bsky.social · 2d

Incoherent + not real + fake news + ai pfp btfo

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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 3d

Andrew Cuomo’s campaign just posted — and quickly deleted — this AI-generated ad depicting “criminals for Zohran Mamdani.”

Features a Black man in a keffiyeh shoplifting, an abuser, a trespasser, a trafficker, a drug dealer, and a drunk driver all declaring support for Mamdani.

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Lenny 𓃩 @lennyvanhelsing.bsky.social · 4d

Lmfao representative coomer

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onion person @junlper.beer · 6d

do you think trump saw this and thought it was a real video of him doing this like he probably thought about the medbed one he posted too

molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 7d

and another thing: he’s not mad. please don’t put it in the newspaper that he got mad.

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Lenny 𓃩 @lennyvanhelsing.bsky.social · 6d

My locals going under from the cost… anything for mr Soros but I desperately miss the federal funds

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Nicole DeWitt @catastro-v.bsky.social · 6d

[before starting hrt]
me: *gets a headache*

my brain: ooooo maybe its terminal brain cancer!

[after starting hrt]
me: *has abdominal ache*

my brain: ooooo maybe we’re intersex!

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Lenny 𓃩 @lennyvanhelsing.bsky.social · 6d

Sink pissing is second only to outside on a cool night

Lenny 𓃩 @lennyvanhelsing.bsky.social · 6d

Portland is a lovely option! Minnesota iirc has the highest proportion of us in the population in the twin cities area. The bay has nothing on Seattle, or like coastal rural/blue PNW

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alice (scary) @yuriartillery.bsky.social · 6d

a pokemon game where you wander around city alleyways at night soliciting battles while crossdressing is such a heady mix of all of the most specific doujin tropes i think this game was meant to break me specifically

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Lenny 𓃩 @lennyvanhelsing.bsky.social · 6d

And to think I used to read your paper!

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Jordan @slclunk.com · 6d

When you finally understand what the trade deficit is

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Lenny 𓃩 @lennyvanhelsing.bsky.social · 6d

Lady go sleep with your golden retriever. You are no longer allowed to use the internet. Hooplehead

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Lenny 𓃩 @lennyvanhelsing.bsky.social · 6d

Tried explaining this to my partner recently and he thought I’d gone mad

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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 8d

there's nothing more common among cis women than casual penis envy so when you think about it being a trans woman without bottom dysphoria means i'm a cis woman who got lucky

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Lenny 𓃩 @lennyvanhelsing.bsky.social · 7d

So true!! Amazing trees rn

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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 7d

[Exit King.]

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onion person @junlper.beer · 7d

trumps strategy of destroying blue states which bring in majority of countries revenue and then also destroying and bringing red states to mass suicide with tariffs doesn’t make much sense so far

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Lenny 𓃩 @lennyvanhelsing.bsky.social · 7d

You know, despite growing up a black kid who loved the Bernie Mac show, boondocks, and had multiple seasons of Martin on vhs and DVD, I’ve never watched it

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elle 🐱 @ellebae.bsky.social · 9d

minors need political agency.

Like they're not adults, we all know that. But It's depressing when we consider them the legal property of their parents, rather than one of stewardship for their well-being.

Also see: troubled teen camps, conversion therapy, needing parental consent for medical care.

Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 9d

Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?

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Eb @ebthen.bsky.social · Jul 12

Going to try again because I think this maybe wasn't enough.

Let's go back to the start again.

Alt text was introduced to HTML in 1993 for situations where images didn't load or loaded slowly. In those situations the alt text is visible in the space where the image would have loaded.

Example:

Bluesky post with the post text "a wild turtwig appears" and two images, one which has loaded properly and one which has not.

Both images have ALT badges that indicate they have alt text. In the space of the image that has not loaded, the alt text "horsfield tortoise in a turtwig costume facing the camera" is visible instead.

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