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@ellebae.bsky.social

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she/her neutral evil survivor of 300mg spiro your illiteracy is not my fault

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elle 🐱 @ellebae.bsky.social · Nov 12

when life is sad, burrito is there. thank you burrito.

Carne asada breakfast burrito, fully wrapped

elle 🐱 @ellebae.bsky.social · 16h

that's way too many words to say to someone who is monogamous when she finds someone pretty but incompatible like what

elle 🐱 @ellebae.bsky.social · 1d

I'm remembering extinction rebellion UK back in 2019 pull shit like "throw paint at banks or throw yourselves on the train tracks during rush hour with climate activism signs so more people see them and also get arrested"

and then not help them get out of jail

elle 🐱 @ellebae.bsky.social · 1d

Update: I threw it away in the move. Didn't want to take it with me.

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Jenny @jennycrowitch.bsky.social · Jan 30

That scammer "artist" Gonzo guy is back on the old site with the same bullshit, lmao what a freak

elle 🐱 @ellebae.bsky.social · 1d

NO MY F1TV SUB NO

elle 🐱 @ellebae.bsky.social · 2d

minors need political agency.

Like they're not adults, we all know that. But It's depressing when we consider them the legal property of their parents, rather than one of stewardship for their well-being.

Also see: troubled teen camps, conversion therapy, needing parental consent for medical care.

Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 2d

Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?

elle 🐱 @ellebae.bsky.social · 2d

I always love how the dog whistles are sprinkled in slowly but ramps up until the big reveal

elle 🐱 @ellebae.bsky.social · 2d

There are basically only two positions in the debate about AI.
1. I make deepfake porn of women celebrities so I can goon to them
2. I've had deepfake porn of me made without my consent and I can't post publicly on the internet without my face on a naked body

Position #1 has lower barriers to entry

elle 🐱 @ellebae.bsky.social · 2d

Blueberry pie...🥧 🫐

elle 🐱 @ellebae.bsky.social · 2d

also the Ketchup is home made (worse than Heinz)

elle 🐱 @ellebae.bsky.social · 2d

Evil fries not included

elle 🐱 @ellebae.bsky.social · 2d

This is how you get a Wikipedia update for the "fragging" page

elle 🐱 @ellebae.bsky.social · 2d

"If you sail in international waters we will kidnap you and sexually assault you" isn't exactly words a self-purported "democracy" should be saying but who am I to question Ben-Gvir

elle 🐱 @ellebae.bsky.social · 2d

> makes up something untrue about someone

GRRR IM MAD WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS

elle 🐱 @ellebae.bsky.social · 2d

Why is everything happening this Saturday. I mean I love to have plans for once but no I cannot be in 5 places at 11am y'all need to figure something out

elle 🐱 @ellebae.bsky.social · 2d

Is there a way for someone to be divorced without having ever been married? Because I think society is headed there.

elle 🐱 @ellebae.bsky.social · 3d

😂

ok seriously though it's weird to see CAD-USD being almost as weak as AUD-USD

elle 🐱 @ellebae.bsky.social · 3d

or even campaign McCain on the 08 trail referencing Obama: "he's not an Arab he's a decent family man" (heavily implying that Arabs are...ya know...)

elle 🐱 @ellebae.bsky.social · 3d

just have to hit the block button a few hundred times on those huge follow4follow engagement farmers who learned etiquette from Facebook ai slop

elle 🐱 @ellebae.bsky.social · 3d

"hey when you say nazis and groypers can you include me too? Like say Nazis and Groypers and the Wizards of Hogwarts You Couldn't Burn, if that's ok"

elle 🐱 @ellebae.bsky.social · 3d

If you play valve games you know that moving servers doesn't get rid of toxicity, it just sounds a bit different 😅

elle 🐱 @ellebae.bsky.social · 3d

unfortunately recreational drugs don't last more than 24 hours

elle 🐱 @ellebae.bsky.social · 3d

Creeper! Awww mannnnnn

elle 🐱 @ellebae.bsky.social · 4d

Yeah she speaks to Reddit

elle 🐱 @ellebae.bsky.social · 4d

yeah everyone with diabetes who require insulin is bourgeois I Am Very Smart