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Alex is not spooky at all.
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Shitposter, software developer, cheese enthusiast. Follow me for rants about CI sucking, philosophical discussions of Python and Rust, infraskeets about local shitbags, weird comments about Linux contaners and mediocre photos.
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Alex is not spooky at all. @lengau.net · 1d
Dumber than boarding by middle initial?
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 2d
what did she call us | patreon.com/lubchansky
PANEL 1: MATTIE and one other person are handcuffed on a platform over a big cylindrical vat full of glowing liquid. Behind them, TWO ARMED TROOPERS stand. One is shouting, next to a big lever. TROOPER: You have all been charged with sexual deviance under the new statutes! TROOPER: You are hereby sentenced… PANEL 2: Closer in on MATTIE and the person next to her. TROOPER (VO): …To being dropped into a big vat of acid, thus dissolving your perverted bodies! MATTIE: I sure did prefer life before we were overrun by fascist stormtroopers. PANEL 3: The TROOPERS look at each other. TROOPER 2: Sorry…What did she-he call us? TROOPER 1: NOT Cool… PANEL 4: The other TROOPER from panel 3. He's crying, and pulls the lever. Some acid splashes into the frame. TROOPER: STOP BULLYING ME! SFX: CLUNK SFX: SPLASH
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lengau.net
Alex is not spooky at all. @lengau.net · 2d
It's truly amazing how much more visible you become simply by holding a Pedestrian Safety Brick™
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Nathan Kalman-Lamb @nkalamb.bsky.social · 2d
Front page of Scottish newspaper The National today.
How Genocide Happened
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Dan Hirschman @asociologist.bsky.social · 2d
Two frames from The Good Place: “Fun fact: Columbus is in the Bad Place because of all the raping, slave trade, and genocide.”
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rapidwriter CA @rapidwriter.bsky.social · 3d
Like inflatable frogs ... LOL
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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 4d
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lengau.net
Alex is not spooky at all. @lengau.net · 3d
"Kirk Cameron's reserved room" is 4 words 😛
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lengau.net
Alex is not spooky at all. @lengau.net · 3d
Working fine for me on plasma mobile.
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lengau.net
Alex is not spooky at all. @lengau.net · 3d
"And in international news, in the United States, the controlling regime is struggling to feed its military, leading many to speculate whether the state may be only days away from a complete collapse. Several countries such as Ireland, Norway and New Zealand have issued travel advisories."
From the economy community on Reddit: A food bank lined up with military members who didn’t receive a paycheck this week
Explore this post and more from the economy community
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TrustedReveler @trustedreveler.bsky.social · 7d
LA: we will fight you.

Chicago: we will fight you.

PDX: we will make you endure week after week of of improv theater.
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lengau.net
Alex is not spooky at all. @lengau.net · 3d
An interesting fact about King Charles I is that 5'6" tall at the start of his reign, but only 4'8" tall at the end of it.
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lengau.net
Alex is not spooky at all. @lengau.net · 3d
fry from futurama is shown in a close up
ALT: fry from futurama is shown in a close up
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Alex is not spooky at all. @lengau.net · 4d
a man in a suit is riding a bicycle with his feet up in a park .
Alt: a man in a suit is riding a bicycle with his feet up on the way to Trader Joe's
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Ed @notdred.bsky.social · 4d
He got the shots that his own HHS is telling you are not necessary
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Meg Tirrell @megtirrell.bsky.social · 4d
President Trump got an updated Covid vaccine & flu shot at Walter Reed today www.cnn.com/2025/10/10/p...
Trump received Covid vaccine and flu shot during second physical of the year | CNN Politics
President Donald Trump received a Covid vaccine and flu shot during his visit to Walter Reed Medical Center on Friday, his physician said in a memo released by the White House.
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lengau.net
Alex is not spooky at all. @lengau.net · 4d
a woman with big breasts is smiling and wearing a blue shirt and black skirt
ALT: a woman with big breasts is smiling and wearing a blue shirt and black skirt
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lengau.net
Alex is not spooky at all. @lengau.net · 4d
Boobs are fun to look at though.
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lengau.net
Alex is not spooky at all. @lengau.net · 4d
You're saying that action makes him fun to look at?
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Alex is not spooky at all. @lengau.net · 5d
Those are some Resolute Raccoons!
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𝙾𝚙𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚊 @highnessophelia.bsky.social · 9d
my gift to you today 🥹
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lengau.net
Alex is not spooky at all. @lengau.net · 5d
Follow me for more MichiFacts™
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lengau.net
Alex is not spooky at all. @lengau.net · 5d
They dug it up and turned it into the thumb.
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lengau.net
Alex is not spooky at all. @lengau.net · 6d
OH NO I MIGHT HAVE TO UAT MORE COOKIES
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lengau.net
Alex is not spooky at all. @lengau.net · 6d
Cookies not pictured because I eated them.
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lengau.net
Alex is not spooky at all. @lengau.net · 7d
What does that have to do with planning commission?
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Ann Arbor Pitchbot @a2pitchbot.bsky.social · 8d
I was a lifelong liberal Democrat. But then Neighbors for More Neighbors started tailgating at #a2council meetings.
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Jarret Berenstein @jarretberenstein.bsky.social · 13d
Trump and Vance are having a good time, so why can’t we? #shutdown
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