Laura 🍸 Elizabeth 🍷
@lauralizk.bsky.social
Chicagoan • Furkid Parent • Cocktail Enthusiast • Movie Nerd • Progressive neighborhood organizer in a constant battle with my own Gen X cynicism.
Carol Kane is the best part of Scrooged.
December 14, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Carol Kane is the best part of Scrooged.
And today I present to you: bus crackers
December 14, 2025 at 3:05 AM
And today I present to you: bus crackers
My little friends while getting my hairs did
December 13, 2025 at 8:47 PM
My little friends while getting my hairs did
Who's bright idea at @chicagocta.bsky.social was it to block access to heat lamps at the Brown Line Western station in the winter. #Fail
December 13, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Who's bright idea at @chicagocta.bsky.social was it to block access to heat lamps at the Brown Line Western station in the winter. #Fail
It's that time of year again. We could use ICE prevention year round. See what I did there?
December 13, 2025 at 3:28 PM
It's that time of year again. We could use ICE prevention year round. See what I did there?
Me going to the gym today
a person is riding a dinosaur on top of a snow covered mountain .
Alt: a person is riding a TaunTaun on top of a snow covered mountain .
media.tenor.com
December 13, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Me going to the gym today
You get four teachers to teach you combat, using only images already saved to your phone.
December 13, 2025 at 2:37 PM
You get four teachers to teach you combat, using only images already saved to your phone.
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Jello Biafra is selling the 212,000-mile Toyota Celica he's driven around SF for 30 years, and launched the listing with this extremely weird video that consists of four minutes of Jello rambling about the car without any visual evidence of said car
Punk Legend Jello Biafra's 1989 Toyota Celica GT Convertible
YouTube video by Hemmings Marketplace
www.youtube.com
December 12, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Jello Biafra is selling the 212,000-mile Toyota Celica he's driven around SF for 30 years, and launched the listing with this extremely weird video that consists of four minutes of Jello rambling about the car without any visual evidence of said car
I started passing some time by watching the first season of Mad Men and it still amazes me how fucking exhausting it must have been to be a woman in the 60s. We have a ways to go, but my God, men were just terrible.
December 13, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I started passing some time by watching the first season of Mad Men and it still amazes me how fucking exhausting it must have been to be a woman in the 60s. We have a ways to go, but my God, men were just terrible.
Alexa just asked if I wanted to hear her new voice. If it's Elon Musk I'm going to be very upset. I hope it sounds like Foghorn Leghorn.
December 12, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Alexa just asked if I wanted to hear her new voice. If it's Elon Musk I'm going to be very upset. I hope it sounds like Foghorn Leghorn.
I'm feeling really fucking unfestive this year
December 12, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I'm feeling really fucking unfestive this year
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Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic https://theonion.com/oprah-pursues-dr-phil-on-ship-through-arctic/
December 8, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic https://theonion.com/oprah-pursues-dr-phil-on-ship-through-arctic/
Gotta do something interesting this year
Reservations are now open for the 2026 edition of Chicago Restaurant Week. Tickets will go fast for some stops in Restaurant Week, which begins Jan. 23 and runs through Feb. 8, 2026. Organizers say it is the largest iteration of the foodie fest yet.
Reservations now open for more than 500 Chicago Restaurant Week 2026 participants
chicago.suntimes.com
December 10, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Gotta do something interesting this year
Mike had to go to the office for a team holiday lunch today, which means I have the house to myself!
December 10, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Mike had to go to the office for a team holiday lunch today, which means I have the house to myself!
Fuck these Not-zees
“She has marks on her neck and wrist from where agents restrained her. Agents cut off her wedding ring and held her in leg shackles at Whipple Federal Building for about five hours.”
Her crime: witnessing ICE, from a distance.
Her crime: witnessing ICE, from a distance.
Federal agents arrest citizen observer watching ICE detain neighbors on her north Minneapolis block
Susan Tincher, a 55-year-old American citizen, appears to be the first observer arrested by federal immigration enforcement officers since the agency launched an immigration surge in the Twin Cities l...
www.mprnews.org
December 10, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Fuck these Not-zees
That's one way to cool off a hot pan so that you can use what's in it faster.
December 9, 2025 at 11:45 PM
That's one way to cool off a hot pan so that you can use what's in it faster.
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"LLMs aRe A uSeFuL tOoL"
lmfao. chatgpt skipping the middleman and just sending you directly to the scammers now
December 9, 2025 at 5:00 PM
"LLMs aRe A uSeFuL tOoL"
Burger Kings of Leon
Pantera Bread
Pantera Bread
KFCMFDM
michael mcdonald’s
December 8, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Burger Kings of Leon
Pantera Bread
Pantera Bread
6 cookie dough complete. 3 more to go. I feel like I should pick one more to make an even 10. Although I made 2 batches of one in two different colors, so I'm calling that 10.
December 7, 2025 at 6:53 PM
6 cookie dough complete. 3 more to go. I feel like I should pick one more to make an even 10. Although I made 2 batches of one in two different colors, so I'm calling that 10.
"This tastes like Grandma"
December 7, 2025 at 5:07 AM
"This tastes like Grandma"
Nativity in Evanston has Mary & Joseph wearing gas masks, Jesus with his hands bound with zip ties, and three Roman centurions wearing vests with a very modern label: ICE.
religionnews.com/2025/12/05/i...
religionnews.com/2025/12/05/i...
ICE Nativity scenes: Churches reimagine Christmas story amid deportations
(RNS) — 'We know that Jesus was born into a Roman imperial occupation, and pretty much immediately becomes a refugee in Egypt, has to flee and faces political violence,' the Rev. Michael Woolf said.
religionnews.com
December 6, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Nativity in Evanston has Mary & Joseph wearing gas masks, Jesus with his hands bound with zip ties, and three Roman centurions wearing vests with a very modern label: ICE.
religionnews.com/2025/12/05/i...
religionnews.com/2025/12/05/i...
We buy a loaf of bread and it lasts a week. I make a loaf of bread and it lasts about 36 hours.
December 6, 2025 at 5:33 PM
We buy a loaf of bread and it lasts a week. I make a loaf of bread and it lasts about 36 hours.
To clarify, for those unfamiliar, you are presented with a photo of objects or people doing things and the Spanish phase that describes the photo. My grasp of the grammar rules is lacking without the English equivalent to compare.
I like Rosetta Stone this far. My only critique would be that I want to also see the English translation, even after the exercise. That would help me tremendously.
December 6, 2025 at 12:42 AM
To clarify, for those unfamiliar, you are presented with a photo of objects or people doing things and the Spanish phase that describes the photo. My grasp of the grammar rules is lacking without the English equivalent to compare.