Laura 🍸 Elizabeth 🍷
@lauralizk.bsky.social
Chicagoan • Furkid Parent • Cocktail Enthusiast • Movie Nerd • Progressive neighborhood organizer in a constant battle with my own Gen X cynicism.
Yep. Stats and honestly, basic algebra. Both are useful in everyday life. When's the last time I had to prove a theorem? I know exactly when. The last day of my geometry class.
December 14, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Yep. Stats and honestly, basic algebra. Both are useful in everyday life. When's the last time I had to prove a theorem? I know exactly when. The last day of my geometry class.
I really wish that this came out of the FOP pension funds. Then *maybe* there would be some accountability. Instead, we get stuck with the bill.
December 14, 2025 at 5:11 AM
I really wish that this came out of the FOP pension funds. Then *maybe* there would be some accountability. Instead, we get stuck with the bill.
It's finally improving, but I think I uttered more swears on my way to/from the gym than any other circumstance this summer.
December 13, 2025 at 5:35 PM
It's finally improving, but I think I uttered more swears on my way to/from the gym than any other circumstance this summer.
I would love to watch that thing melt like the guy at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark
December 13, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I would love to watch that thing melt like the guy at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark
Fun fact: theobromine is also the compound in chocolate deadly to dogs and cats.
December 13, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Fun fact: theobromine is also the compound in chocolate deadly to dogs and cats.
That is very pretty
December 13, 2025 at 2:17 PM
That is very pretty
Maybe she doesn't have her real teeth anymore
December 13, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Maybe she doesn't have her real teeth anymore
Another entitled man with wounded ego kills another woman. This trope is exhausting.
December 11, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Another entitled man with wounded ego kills another woman. This trope is exhausting.
I don't see the resemblance
December 11, 2025 at 12:45 PM
I don't see the resemblance
Go far enough in any direction and you will encounter nutbars
December 11, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Go far enough in any direction and you will encounter nutbars