Laruna Softpaw
@larunasoftpaw.bsky.social
Khajiit has games if you have likes...
They/them catboy 🏳️⚧️
Catch me streaming Dwarf Fortress or Oblivion once in a while: https://youtube.com/@larunasoftpaw570
They/them catboy 🏳️⚧️
Catch me streaming Dwarf Fortress or Oblivion once in a while: https://youtube.com/@larunasoftpaw570
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CEL KINDS, A PRIMER
Incel = Involuntary Celibate
Volcel = Voluntarily Celibate
Recel = Recently Cel-Shaded
Insole = Involuntarily Have Feet
Velocicel = Celibate Velociraptor
Innsell = Bad Speller (Celibate)
Incell = Incarcerated/Prison
Ansel = Adams
Wetzel = Only Fucks Pretzels
Incel = Involuntary Celibate
Volcel = Voluntarily Celibate
Recel = Recently Cel-Shaded
Insole = Involuntarily Have Feet
Velocicel = Celibate Velociraptor
Innsell = Bad Speller (Celibate)
Incell = Incarcerated/Prison
Ansel = Adams
Wetzel = Only Fucks Pretzels
December 21, 2025 at 3:19 AM
CEL KINDS, A PRIMER
Incel = Involuntary Celibate
Volcel = Voluntarily Celibate
Recel = Recently Cel-Shaded
Insole = Involuntarily Have Feet
Velocicel = Celibate Velociraptor
Innsell = Bad Speller (Celibate)
Incell = Incarcerated/Prison
Ansel = Adams
Wetzel = Only Fucks Pretzels
Incel = Involuntary Celibate
Volcel = Voluntarily Celibate
Recel = Recently Cel-Shaded
Insole = Involuntarily Have Feet
Velocicel = Celibate Velociraptor
Innsell = Bad Speller (Celibate)
Incell = Incarcerated/Prison
Ansel = Adams
Wetzel = Only Fucks Pretzels
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The reality for like 80% of guys is that you’d be hit once by a middle linebacker and you’d die
been thinking about that “if you had 10 carries behind an NFL line, could you get a first down” hypothetical
and the trickier question is this: assuming you don’t slide, could you make it through all ten carries without fumbling
and the trickier question is this: assuming you don’t slide, could you make it through all ten carries without fumbling
December 21, 2025 at 3:18 AM
The reality for like 80% of guys is that you’d be hit once by a middle linebacker and you’d die
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truly amazing how many different professions there are where everyone’s newest persistent headache is “AI zealots high on their own supply”
Met a 40yo gallery-ist at a party in SF. We spent most of the party talking abt the art world, but mostly what she talked abt was how most of her life now is telling AI “artists” that they are not artists, she won’t sell their “work” in her gallery, & that “prompt writer” isn’t an artistic medium.
December 21, 2025 at 3:10 AM
truly amazing how many different professions there are where everyone’s newest persistent headache is “AI zealots high on their own supply”
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I hope Jake Paul and Andrew Tate both getting the brakes beaten off them in televised boxing matches portends to a good 2026.
December 21, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I hope Jake Paul and Andrew Tate both getting the brakes beaten off them in televised boxing matches portends to a good 2026.
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The woke war on Christmas claims another casualty
A member of the neo-Nazi white separatist group PNW Wolf Pack fell to his death trying to pick a mistletoe from a tree this holiday season 🎄❄
December 21, 2025 at 3:25 AM
The woke war on Christmas claims another casualty
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ice agent outside the gates of heaven being told that they are very sorry but there’s an immigration problem right now and they can’t come in
December 21, 2025 at 2:44 AM
ice agent outside the gates of heaven being told that they are very sorry but there’s an immigration problem right now and they can’t come in
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I find the idea that you need to know “how to use” AI tools really funny, as if it isn’t incredibly easy to type in prompts and the marketing these tools is that literally anyone can do it
December 21, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I find the idea that you need to know “how to use” AI tools really funny, as if it isn’t incredibly easy to type in prompts and the marketing these tools is that literally anyone can do it
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omg
December 21, 2025 at 3:00 AM
omg
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"prompt theft" is funny as hell like oh no somebody did the same google search as me. grow up
December 21, 2025 at 12:57 AM
"prompt theft" is funny as hell like oh no somebody did the same google search as me. grow up
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I've been watching the Toei Yu-Gi-Oh anime with friends and last night we watched my favorite part: the episode about the yo-yo hooligans
December 15, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I've been watching the Toei Yu-Gi-Oh anime with friends and last night we watched my favorite part: the episode about the yo-yo hooligans
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Sometimes Yu-Gi-Oh! attack names jumpscare you. (This is for Mirror Force Dragon)
December 18, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Sometimes Yu-Gi-Oh! attack names jumpscare you. (This is for Mirror Force Dragon)
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(forgetting the name of the james cameron movies) alien blue man group
December 20, 2025 at 2:52 PM
(forgetting the name of the james cameron movies) alien blue man group
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No shit, Sherlock
December 21, 2025 at 1:11 AM
No shit, Sherlock
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In the US, people insist on transferring all responsibility for systemic problems onto the individual in order to neutralize the anger that should be targeted at the rich and powerful. It's the natural evolution of "You could afford a house if you stopped eating avocado toast."
“Work harder” stops functioning as advice when the price of housing and insurance rises faster than wages. At that point, economic precarity is a structural issue and not behavioral.
December 20, 2025 at 4:13 PM
In the US, people insist on transferring all responsibility for systemic problems onto the individual in order to neutralize the anger that should be targeted at the rich and powerful. It's the natural evolution of "You could afford a house if you stopped eating avocado toast."
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Bro, you doing alright, bro? I saw the autosave icon come on just as you entered the room
December 20, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Bro, you doing alright, bro? I saw the autosave icon come on just as you entered the room
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They came to me and they said "Sir it's time for your weekly cognitive test, something we make all healthy presidents do" and I said thank you. That's very nice
December 20, 2025 at 9:27 PM
They came to me and they said "Sir it's time for your weekly cognitive test, something we make all healthy presidents do" and I said thank you. That's very nice
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i also want a wing hug from yubel 😔
December 20, 2025 at 3:17 AM
i also want a wing hug from yubel 😔
I wasn’t really a Yu-Gi-Oh fan until recently but I did watch the show until partway into YGO GX. When my wife told me about Yubel I shuddered thinking about the flame wars that must have followed Jaden/Yubel shippers. Unless people didn’t have fits over “problematic” ships back then.
December 21, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I wasn’t really a Yu-Gi-Oh fan until recently but I did watch the show until partway into YGO GX. When my wife told me about Yubel I shuddered thinking about the flame wars that must have followed Jaden/Yubel shippers. Unless people didn’t have fits over “problematic” ships back then.
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people like to make the joke about how people who play yugioh act like this but the thing of the matter is there's just no better thing to say than "you just activated my trap card" when they have, in fact, activated your trap card.
December 18, 2025 at 1:42 AM
people like to make the joke about how people who play yugioh act like this but the thing of the matter is there's just no better thing to say than "you just activated my trap card" when they have, in fact, activated your trap card.
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taking a moment to appreciate the fact that if i my head gets exploded on camera no one in my life will attempt to franchise the scene of my death.
December 21, 2025 at 2:17 AM
taking a moment to appreciate the fact that if i my head gets exploded on camera no one in my life will attempt to franchise the scene of my death.
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I love to be told that feminism has failed women by women whose careers and ability to flourish in public life, let alone have a credit card, only exist because of feminism
December 19, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I love to be told that feminism has failed women by women whose careers and ability to flourish in public life, let alone have a credit card, only exist because of feminism