AJL
@lansdallius.bsky.social
TB/OU/OKC sportsposting, Chicagoposting, beer dork, history, nerd stuff, amateur/mediocre phone photography, leftist snark & other esoteric ramblings.
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Every player in college football is below the Mendoza Line
Fernando Mendoza's backup is his brother Alberto, which means all the Indiana quarterbacks who didn't make the depth chart are below the Mendoza line.
December 14, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Every player in college football is below the Mendoza Line
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Klingon High Council,
I know that my family name is still in disgrace. It is not necessary that you send me annual reminder emails.
Worf
I know that my family name is still in disgrace. It is not necessary that you send me annual reminder emails.
Worf
November 3, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Klingon High Council,
I know that my family name is still in disgrace. It is not necessary that you send me annual reminder emails.
Worf
I know that my family name is still in disgrace. It is not necessary that you send me annual reminder emails.
Worf
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the people of this great republic yearn for locomotive transport
Amtrak reports Mardi Gras service among most successful ever https://mynbc15.com/news/local/amtrak-provides-boost-to-mobile-businesses
Amtrak's Mardi Gras service boosts Mobile tourism with higher than expected ridership
Amtrak says the new Mardi Gras service that connects Mobile to New Orleans is one of the most successful services ever launched and it's on track to double the
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December 12, 2025 at 8:44 PM
the people of this great republic yearn for locomotive transport
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Incredible free vacation opportunity for cool guys.
From the Oklahoma U student paper: the school is now saying it will automatically suspend faculty (with pay) in response to student complaints
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December 13, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Incredible free vacation opportunity for cool guys.
I've seen multiple videos of these things getting stuck in snow drifts. They're functionally useless in weather and they clog the sidewalks that pedestrians need to use.
From the Editorial Board: The delivery robots are fun and friendly; let ’em be and get back to work on the budget. We don’t need another solution to a nonexistent problem.
Editorial: Chill out aldermen, the delivery robots are cute
Let the sandwich robots be. They’re fun additions to our sidewalks.
trib.al
December 13, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I've seen multiple videos of these things getting stuck in snow drifts. They're functionally useless in weather and they clog the sidewalks that pedestrians need to use.
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An Oscar? Give me a fucking break.
i dont think Carrey should have an Oscar for anything but but you could craft an argument for his work in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind & The Truman Show.
But the Grinch isn't even his best role as a maniac in greenface
i dont think Carrey should have an Oscar for anything but but you could craft an argument for his work in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind & The Truman Show.
But the Grinch isn't even his best role as a maniac in greenface
Three-hundred wigs. Too many cigarettes. Not enough money. This is the oral history of an “almost anti-Christmas movie” that became a holiday classic (and should have won Jim Carrey an Oscar).
How How the Grinch Stole Christmas Stole Christmas
Three-hundred wigs. Too many cigarettes. Not enough money. This is the oral history of an “almost anti-Christmas movie” that became a holiday classic (and should have won Jim Carrey an Oscar).
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December 13, 2025 at 3:44 AM
An Oscar? Give me a fucking break.
i dont think Carrey should have an Oscar for anything but but you could craft an argument for his work in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind & The Truman Show.
But the Grinch isn't even his best role as a maniac in greenface
i dont think Carrey should have an Oscar for anything but but you could craft an argument for his work in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind & The Truman Show.
But the Grinch isn't even his best role as a maniac in greenface
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Greetings From Chicago 🎅🚂
2200 N. Milwaukee
2200 N. Milwaukee
December 13, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Greetings From Chicago 🎅🚂
2200 N. Milwaukee
2200 N. Milwaukee
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It's the weekend, baby
December 12, 2025 at 11:31 PM
It's the weekend, baby
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Finally, bipartisanship will allow us to handle a censorship weapon to the Trump white house. Very smart you fucking idiots.
Sen. WHITEHOUSE: We finally are moving to file a bipartisan Section 230 repeal bill. Waiting any longer serves no useful purpose.
December 12, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Finally, bipartisanship will allow us to handle a censorship weapon to the Trump white house. Very smart you fucking idiots.
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Marmont got zero rings
December 12, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Marmont got zero rings
At this point, unless the Glazers are ready to rebuild, the Bucs should throw a Brinks truck at Robert Saleh for head coach, make him hire a separate DC and grab a hotshot play caller for the offense.
I'm done with this version of the Bucs. I love Baker but he doesn't seem to be a Super Bowl QB.
I'm done with this version of the Bucs. I love Baker but he doesn't seem to be a Super Bowl QB.
December 12, 2025 at 5:07 AM
At this point, unless the Glazers are ready to rebuild, the Bucs should throw a Brinks truck at Robert Saleh for head coach, make him hire a separate DC and grab a hotshot play caller for the offense.
I'm done with this version of the Bucs. I love Baker but he doesn't seem to be a Super Bowl QB.
I'm done with this version of the Bucs. I love Baker but he doesn't seem to be a Super Bowl QB.
FUCKING FIRE TODD BOWLES RIGHT FUCKING NOW
December 12, 2025 at 4:40 AM
FUCKING FIRE TODD BOWLES RIGHT FUCKING NOW
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Wow, they got Casey Hudson to do a new KOTOR. Hell Yeah. youtu.be/lAmkl1jL0fo?...
Star Wars: Fate of the Old Republic Teaser Trailer
YouTube video by Star Wars
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December 12, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Wow, they got Casey Hudson to do a new KOTOR. Hell Yeah. youtu.be/lAmkl1jL0fo?...
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just thinking about all the people who told me to stop criticizing Schumer because he would get the subsidies back in December
I believe in accountability and holding people accountable for the consequences of their actions when we expect better of them. So yes, holding accountable Chuck Schumer & the other Senate Democrats who voted for the massive ICE funding increase is not "laughable," it's responsible.
complaining about Schumer in the face of current events is laughable
December 11, 2025 at 10:14 PM
just thinking about all the people who told me to stop criticizing Schumer because he would get the subsidies back in December
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Oh you broke ranks and squandered your politically advantageous position on the government shutdown, and the audacious gambit resulted in the most obvious outcome imaginable? You really are a Democrat.
December 11, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Oh you broke ranks and squandered your politically advantageous position on the government shutdown, and the audacious gambit resulted in the most obvious outcome imaginable? You really are a Democrat.
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We're living through all this shit because the media wanted a disgusting pedo back in the White House and Joe was too much of a pussy to defend the country
One of the most blatantly authoritarian threats in a Trump term full of them
December 11, 2025 at 5:51 PM
We're living through all this shit because the media wanted a disgusting pedo back in the White House and Joe was too much of a pussy to defend the country
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How the photos look when Times New Roman kills its entire family
December 11, 2025 at 4:53 PM
How the photos look when Times New Roman kills its entire family
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all those pics of Mickey doing 9/11 are now fully approved by Disney
December 11, 2025 at 3:16 PM
all those pics of Mickey doing 9/11 are now fully approved by Disney
As a society, we have evolved beyond the need for Duke.
Grayson Allen knocks over Chet Holmgren on a screen and we have a low contact kerfuffle. Allen was assessed a flagrant 2 and ejected
December 11, 2025 at 5:04 AM
As a society, we have evolved beyond the need for Duke.
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*Werner Herzog voice*
now, the Jingle Hop has begun
now, the Jingle Hop has begun
December 20, 2024 at 10:17 AM
*Werner Herzog voice*
now, the Jingle Hop has begun
now, the Jingle Hop has begun
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Sir, they’ve broken containment
Here are the most viewed NBA team pages on Basketball Reference in each state this year!
Which team page had the most views in your state? 🤔
See all the full recap here: info.basketball-reference.com/25-26-nba-se...
Which team page had the most views in your state? 🤔
See all the full recap here: info.basketball-reference.com/25-26-nba-se...
December 10, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Sir, they’ve broken containment
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