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Kyle Shire
@kyleshire.bsky.social
Senior Producer at Critical Role, Creator & Designer for Queen By Midnight, Writer, Comedian. 🏳️‍🌈🏋️‍♂️🎲🐉

It’s chaos, be kind

Help my neighbors Greg & Cynthia after Eaton Fire! https://gofund.me/117e2bc4
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Instead of doing a consumerism on "Black" Friday, consider supporting small businesses, dropping a few coins in someone's ko-fi or go fund me, sign up for their patreon instead.

Life is expensive, things are hard. Drop coins to humans, not AI, or big corporations today.

QRP with your links!
November 28, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"

"no problem boss. i'm on it"
November 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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Always love to see great talent using their platform for unabashed good.
'F*** Off And Let People Be': David Tennant Doubles Down On Support For Trans People
"People are trying to create division... and it's so f***ing unnecessary."
www.huffingtonpost.co.uk
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I feel for anyone that never got a snow day when they were a kid. They are truly a unique vibe. Mother Nature randomly giving you the day off to be a little snow goblin. Outstanding.
November 28, 2025 at 6:02 PM
A+++ casting for older Holly Wheeler. #StrangerThings
November 27, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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Got to make this floating city of Avalir last night for MJ! Thanks for making the trip and always getting fun pieces!
#criticalrole
November 23, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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Last night the Himbos destroyed thunder Road Vendetta in Blunder Road!!! @whoisjayfoster.com
November 22, 2025 at 6:00 PM
My therapist officially diagnosed me with a second form of dysmorphia, but it’s totally fine, it’s not like my job requires me to…

**checks notes**

…observe things in an objective manner 🫠
November 14, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Um technically the Music Man was in theaters in June of 1962, so there’s no way it could’ve been playing in theaters in Dec 1961 or January of 1962 (guessing December cuz of the XMas decor in the theater) so #WelcometoDerry is LITERALLY UNWATCHABLE!

JK it’s really fun 😜🎈
November 12, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Weird Celsius triggered core memory: fiercely debating my 7th grade PE teacher about a pen & paper test we had where I wrote a philosophical definition of “power” and not “a combination of strength and speed.”
November 5, 2025 at 3:02 PM
We have friends everywhere
November 5, 2025 at 7:21 AM
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it's her day
October 31, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Sports people: please tell me why sports shows NEVER use L3s?

I’ve been watching Stephen A Smith on mute the gym for 2.5 years and I learned his name literally a few months ago JUST because he had a weird cameo on General Hospital.

Is knowing people’s names bad?! WHY!!?
October 30, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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I just left a voicemail for him screaming that if he wanted a future in politics, he better get right on trans issues. I may have included the phrases "how dare you" and "If you want to be the Dem candidate who's pro genital inspections for children, be my guest but you will not have my support"
gavin newsom says he wants to pass legislation banning trans people from playing sports in california
October 28, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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Good list:
October 27, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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JOIN ALEX BY THE FIRE 🔥

Join Alexander Ward @alexanderward.bsky.social Tuesday 10/28 at 7pm PT! He'll be discussing Campaign 4, Occtis Tachonis, joining the cast & more.

Questions sourced exclusively from our Beacon Discord!

Submit yours here: https://bit.ly/4oB7hVx
October 24, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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The Light Is All
Had to make a piece for meeting Gramps!
October 24, 2025 at 4:30 AM
To protect the world from devastation indeed.

Bravo. I needed this belly laugh.
To protect the world from (further) devastation ✨✨
#CriticalRole #criticalrolefanart
October 22, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs.
October 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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October 16, 2025 at 7:01 PM
A bit nippy this morning 🥶
October 15, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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I'm just like a large language model in that I've read everything on the internet and it's made me effectively useless
October 14, 2025 at 11:05 AM
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We should be asking this
c o n s t a n t l y.
October 13, 2025 at 3:54 AM