Dan Uitermark
kramretiu.bsky.social
Dan Uitermark
@kramretiu.bsky.social
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"For much of its history, Iowa has been giving gifts of civil rights, equality and compassion to its citizens.

That’s our heritage."

Bonus points for "But not a real goldfinch, that’s cruel" reference.
December 1, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Drove past a metaphor for Pete Hegseth.
November 26, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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Snake On Plane Delays Flight, And Of Course, It Was In Australia
Snake On Plane Delays Flight, And Of Course, It Was In Australia
A snake on a plane? That's going to be a no from most people, including the folks on this Virgin Atlantic flight.
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July 2, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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Extreme policies do nothing to improve our state, but do lead to our young professionals fleeing the state for better opportunities. This kind of brain drain is not sustainable for Iowa.

www.desmoinesregister.com/story/opinio...
June 30, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I think my robot vacuum might be concerned about its weight. Used the bath mat to build a ramp to get on the scale.
June 25, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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“We’re requiring all men to head to their doctors and have them undo these terrible, terrible procedures,” the president said in an address from the Oval Office
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Trump Issues Executive Order Reversing All Vasectomies
WASHINGTON—Telling reporters that the move would do much to combat low U.S. fertility rates, President Donald Trump issued an executive order Friday reversing vasectomies nationwide. “We’re requiring all men to head to their doctors and have them undo these terrible, terrible procedures,” the president said in an address from the Oval Office in which he clarified […]
theonion.com
June 10, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Got my new seat put on and it's a big improvement
#motosky
May 18, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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Hey Iowa, I’m running to be your next Governor.
May 12, 2025 at 1:10 PM
If the Sistine releases:

Black Smoke - Cardinals are running too rich and might have a clogged air filter

White Smoke - Cardinals have blown a head gasket

Blue Smoke - Cardinals are burning oil, check their piston rings
May 8, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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ICE Agents Wait At Edge Of Delivery Table To Deport Newborn
April 28, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Unpopular Pete Hegseth Forced To Drink Lunch Alone
Unpopular Pete Hegseth Forced To Drink Lunch Alone
WASHINGTON—Looking around with despair as he searched for an open seat in the Pentagon cafeteria, U.S. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth was reportedly forced to drink his lunch alone Wednesday.  Acco...
theonion.com
April 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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“Helping ensure our country is viewed as a force not to be reckoned with.”
April 18, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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phone
March 26, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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How Three Tesla Vandals Were Caught By Law Enforcement And License Plate Readers
How Three Tesla Vandals Were Caught By Law Enforcement And License Plate Readers
Regardless of where you're driving and what you're doing, at this point, you have to assume your every public movement is being tracked
www.jalopnik.com
March 22, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Here’s a link to the actual post for anyone who tried clicking on the picture.
DOGE Privacy Act Requests
U.S. Representative Jamie Raskin is encouraging all U.S. citizens to join him this week in filing formal demands for access to their personal data obtained by the Department of Government Efficiency (...
jamieraskin.com
March 13, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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If You Can Afford The Average New Car, You're Rich
If You Can Afford The Average New Car, You're Rich
In the U.S., a household income of at least $250,000 a year puts you in the top 10 percent of all income earners
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March 10, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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TSA Union Workers: You Should All Walk Off The Job
TSA Union Workers: You Should All Walk Off The Job
The union contract the TSA fought so hard for has just been declared null and void by the fed. You have to fight this and go on strike.
www.jalopnik.com
March 7, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Everyone should ride to work. Makes it easy to start the day in a good mood.
February 28, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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Department of Education FormLock
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February 27, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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I’m somehow on a Heritage Foundation mailing list (😂) and they sent a survey to see what we think of DOGE.

Who wants to offer some m-fing feedback?!?

secured.heritage.org/the-heritage...

Please share with a friend or a thousand :)
secured.heritage.org
February 26, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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Lol John Oliver set up a how-to guide for how to make Meta make less ad $$$ from you. johnoliverwantsyourraterotica.com
How to Change Your Meta Settings | Make yourself less valuable to Meta. Brought to you by Last Week Tonight with John Oliver.
johnoliverwantsyourraterotica.com
February 24, 2025 at 7:30 AM
February 21, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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Trump Claims He Can Overrule Constitution With Executive Order Because Of Little-Known ‘No One Will Stop Me’ Loophole
Trump Claims He Can Overrule Constitution With Executive Order Because Of Little-Known ‘No One Will Stop Me’ Loophole
WASHINGTON—Saying his latest executive order was legal due to an “underutilized but totally feasible workaround,” President Trump claimed Tuesday that he could overrule the U.S. Constitution by means ...
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February 8, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Just out for a Midwest winter ride on my Canadian machine.
#motorcycle
February 2, 2025 at 8:39 PM