Caroline-of-the-Cornfields
@ahoycaroline.com
Marketing, writing, dog person, rosé is underrated. Midwestern. Fashion, politics, history, psychology, putting sand in the gears of patriarchy, etc.
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Please run again. I know, I know, there were flaws. But he would set some shit right.
I couldn’t leave Chicago without getting a cut from my old barber, Zariff!
December 12, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Please run again. I know, I know, there were flaws. But he would set some shit right.
Again ⤵️⤵️⤵️
you might be compelled to assume this means they have a backbone but really they just know they'd be risking their seats given how elections are going right now
🚨New: Indiana Republicans ignored threats on their lives and rejected President Donald Trump’s demand that they gerrymander the state’s House map to help protect the party’s majority in next year’s midterms.
December 12, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Again ⤵️⤵️⤵️
I’ve been saying this: IN legislators did not reject redistricting because of sudden spine growth, but because they know we are more purple than anyone will admit and they’re balancing on a pin head.
@thebulwark.com @adamwren.bsky.social @meidastouch.com @dailybeanspod.com
@thebulwark.com @adamwren.bsky.social @meidastouch.com @dailybeanspod.com
December 12, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I’ve been saying this: IN legislators did not reject redistricting because of sudden spine growth, but because they know we are more purple than anyone will admit and they’re balancing on a pin head.
@thebulwark.com @adamwren.bsky.social @meidastouch.com @dailybeanspod.com
@thebulwark.com @adamwren.bsky.social @meidastouch.com @dailybeanspod.com
This is the Upside Down.
If someone in the White House press corps doesn't ask Trump today why he's so scared of strong women, they should all go home.
December 10, 2025 at 2:56 AM
This is the Upside Down.
Can’t tell if this is a continuous passage or a random selection of sentences. Hoping it’s the latter?
“I look down at the crashing swell. Alone at the after-party, a kind of honeymoon in hell. I am on the list, a bit of grave misfortune. I am in the New York Post, even worse. The ink is black, the pages yellow. Everything, some kind of lie. What of doubt? Scientists cannot see the soul.”
Sentences From American Canto That Sent Me To The Hospital
I reviewed Olivia Nuzzi's American Canto for Slate. There's far less RFK Jr. in it than you'd expect.
substack.com
December 10, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Can’t tell if this is a continuous passage or a random selection of sentences. Hoping it’s the latter?
Mad that the 🍊’s son-in-law is a few years younger than I am, therefore I’ll have to hear about his corruption and his children’s inevitable tomfuckery for the rest of my life.
December 10, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Mad that the 🍊’s son-in-law is a few years younger than I am, therefore I’ll have to hear about his corruption and his children’s inevitable tomfuckery for the rest of my life.
Was listening to the @yourewrongabout.bsky.social episode about Santa and wondered for the thousandth time, “What if just one of our cultural authorities had been a woman?”
But probably on purpose, so…
But probably on purpose, so…
December 9, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Was listening to the @yourewrongabout.bsky.social episode about Santa and wondered for the thousandth time, “What if just one of our cultural authorities had been a woman?”
But probably on purpose, so…
But probably on purpose, so…
Sometimes I think my motivation to write an incredible book will be:
1) Spite for the parents in my tony suburb who ignore me
2) To maybe, hopefully, someday, get interviewed by and become friends with @amypoehler.bsky.social
Is that petty? Probably. #booksky
1) Spite for the parents in my tony suburb who ignore me
2) To maybe, hopefully, someday, get interviewed by and become friends with @amypoehler.bsky.social
Is that petty? Probably. #booksky
December 9, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Sometimes I think my motivation to write an incredible book will be:
1) Spite for the parents in my tony suburb who ignore me
2) To maybe, hopefully, someday, get interviewed by and become friends with @amypoehler.bsky.social
Is that petty? Probably. #booksky
1) Spite for the parents in my tony suburb who ignore me
2) To maybe, hopefully, someday, get interviewed by and become friends with @amypoehler.bsky.social
Is that petty? Probably. #booksky
“No oNe woUld carE about Luigi if hE wEren’t so hot.”
Lol, welcome to being a mammal.
Lol, welcome to being a mammal.
December 9, 2025 at 5:27 PM
“No oNe woUld carE about Luigi if hE wEren’t so hot.”
Lol, welcome to being a mammal.
Lol, welcome to being a mammal.
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Who has made this 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Who has made this 🤣
👏👏👏💯💯💯👏👏👏
Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 7, 2025 at 1:39 AM
👏👏👏💯💯💯👏👏👏
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MacKenzie Scott: *donates $50M every 10 hours°
Joe Lonsdale, co-founder of Palantir: "I want to see people hang"
Joe Lonsdale, co-founder of Palantir: "I want to see people hang"
December 7, 2025 at 12:15 AM
MacKenzie Scott: *donates $50M every 10 hours°
Joe Lonsdale, co-founder of Palantir: "I want to see people hang"
Joe Lonsdale, co-founder of Palantir: "I want to see people hang"
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According to a new study, members of Congressional leadership perform 47% better in stock market trades than their rank-and-file peers, thanks to access to nonpublic information.
Today would be a great day to ban ALL elected officials from trading stock, don't you think?
Today would be a great day to ban ALL elected officials from trading stock, don't you think?
December 5, 2025 at 8:45 PM
According to a new study, members of Congressional leadership perform 47% better in stock market trades than their rank-and-file peers, thanks to access to nonpublic information.
Today would be a great day to ban ALL elected officials from trading stock, don't you think?
Today would be a great day to ban ALL elected officials from trading stock, don't you think?
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Remember when trump stole that soccer trophy
December 5, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Remember when trump stole that soccer trophy
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Oh damn, Pantone can paint a room but can’t read one
December 4, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Oh damn, Pantone can paint a room but can’t read one
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Chat, is it a good sign when the Atlantic's Thanksgiving take is "cabbage is affordable"?
Cabbage is affordable, delicious, and astoundingly versatile, @giladedelman.bsky.social writes. The underrated crucifer “is fit for a king”:
The Most Underrated Thanksgiving Vegetable
Embrace cabbage.
bit.ly
November 25, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Chat, is it a good sign when the Atlantic's Thanksgiving take is "cabbage is affordable"?
The remarketing ad budget I have experienced by just whispering “GLP-1 curious…” near my phone is probably the economy of a small country.
November 25, 2025 at 9:32 PM
The remarketing ad budget I have experienced by just whispering “GLP-1 curious…” near my phone is probably the economy of a small country.
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These guys have never had to do any of that kind of difficult or gross stuff so of course AI is mostly a way to address their own lack of an inner life.
November 24, 2025 at 2:29 PM
These guys have never had to do any of that kind of difficult or gross stuff so of course AI is mostly a way to address their own lack of an inner life.
Just ordered our closed circuit door camera to get off the Ring system 💪
November 24, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Just ordered our closed circuit door camera to get off the Ring system 💪
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Direct hit
Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
November 24, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Direct hit
I’m amazed at people who enjoy being angry. It’s rare for me to feel truly mad and I Do Not Enjoy It.
November 20, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I’m amazed at people who enjoy being angry. It’s rare for me to feel truly mad and I Do Not Enjoy It.
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It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
November 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM
It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend