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Always RT Ricky Jay when it comes across the TL
December 14, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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I don’t think we as a society have thanked @papapishu.bsky.social for obtaining, ripping, and uploading a master copy of the essential Ricky Jay And His 52 Assistants, Jay’s 1997 HBO special and the best distillation of his one of a kind talent archive.org/details/rick...
Ricky Jay & His 52 Assistants [1996] - RF Rip : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
NOTE: DO NOT DOWNLOAD THE COMPRESSED MP4 THAT ARCHIVE.ORG AUTO-GENERATES. This is an RF rip of Ricky Jay and His 52 Assistants, to date the greatest card...
archive.org
December 14, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Wow, the new iPhone UI looks like absolute fucking dogshit. Whoever thought of this should be fired at the very least, and lamed to prevent future transgressions
December 13, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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obviously not the major driver of his health concerns but it is very funny to read A Christmas Carol as an adult and realize that when tiny tim first says "God bless us, every one!" he's a severely malnourished child and they've given him a cup of hot gin
December 12, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Realistically there’s no real reason anyone needs to go faster than maybe 50 mph tops, and anything distance related, you’d honestly be better off on a plane/train
one of my longstanding takes is that car manufacturers should be forced to install mandatory speed limiters in every new vehicle and people react to that like I'm advocating to strip them of their right to free speech
December 13, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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lmao
December 12, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Low key, Tilda Swinton in Trainwreck. I was flabbergasted when I found out that was her
This is a fun question—best “serious” actor in a comedic role of the last decade?
It’s so much easier for comic actors to do drama than vice versa. Look at Jim Carrey in Eternal Sunshine or Truman Show, and then look at De Niro’s comedies, they’re terrible
December 12, 2025 at 8:17 PM
December 12, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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December 12, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Art school Quentin Tarantino
Got the 50% off Wes Anderson Criterion set today and I have to say he’s captured my emotions succinctly
December 12, 2025 at 5:25 AM
A coward and a cunt. I’ll be happy when she faces a firing squad for her crimes
Noem leaves the hearing and is heckled as she departs the room
December 11, 2025 at 6:08 PM
December 11, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Wild that openly bribing the president is just standard practice now, and it is that way because the president openly states that he loves receiving bribes, it’s his favorite way to do business
Days after FIFA awarded Trump a fake peace prize, DOJ moves to drop charges in FIFA corruption case www.nytimes.com/2025/12/10/n...
U.S. Moves to Drop Charges in International Soccer Corruption Case
www.nytimes.com
December 11, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Both of my cats have gone through a little cold lately, just kinda congested and sneezing. I’m convinced that most cryptids based on sound can be explained by cat sneezes/coughs
December 11, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I have to admit, Slowly Poisoning My Grifter Father To Make Content About His Deteriorating Condition is not a grift I thought would pay any dividends, and frankly I’m not sure it has, but you gotta admire the commitment to the bit
December 11, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Going to pornhub, searching “my wife” and watching the only result that pops up:

Borat: Cultural Learnings of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan FULL
i don't want any maps or charts about the most-searched porn keywords. what i want is a documentary about the users who just search the word "wife"
December 11, 2025 at 12:48 AM
At this point, unless your interview consists of shoving metal rods vertically down through his shins, I don’t really give a fuck what Musk thinks about anything
WATCH: Elon Musk is upset that Somalian Americans in Minnesota get to vote.
December 10, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I’ll admit that I’m relatively low on Alonso, I think five years is a bold commitment, but where are the Mets on this? A big fan favorite whose production you probably won’t replace with this FA market?
December 10, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Baltimore continues to create an entire team out of DHs
December 10, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Have we horseshoed around to being able to just dismiss Harvard people entirely yet? Just a clown college for the children of senators to pretend to be worthwhile people
December 9, 2025 at 6:39 PM
We’re now on week 4 of scheduling an appointment to get an oil change only to come away without an oil change, but with a new appointment to get an oil change next week
December 9, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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if you gave every person on earth a chance to guess the reveal here there would not be a single correct answer
I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
December 9, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Prescient
ALTMAN: And so you can use Sora to generate interesting videos of you and your friends, all with AI.
FALLON: (giggling) So, heh, so that's a video of me in space, wow!
ALTMAN: Exactly.
FALLON: Could you generate a video of me where I'm not just a useful clown for fascism? Where my work has meaning?
December 9, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"

Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
If you’d have told me 15 years ago that Fallon would be the mouthpiece for facilitating fascism, I’d have been incredulous (who would take this guy seriously?), but knowing that he’s a likable idiot who can’t think for himself or say no to money… it makes a lot of sense
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"

Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 4:27 PM