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What a pathetic loser. Cry more
JD Vance: "I remember watching every video of the assassination looking for clues, trying to understand what happened. I tried to hide my friend and that terrible bullet hitting him, but I would try to look around. I stayed up all night for many nights in a row researching every conspiracy theory."
December 21, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Can’t wait til someone Kirks this loser
JD Vance: "To honor Charlie, we are working to end the scourge of left-wing violence in the United States"
December 21, 2025 at 7:49 PM
The only people who know or care who George Soros is are conservative conspiracy theorists
JD Vance: "Wouldn't you rather lead a movement of freethinkers who sometimes disagree than a bunch of drones who take their orders from George Soros?"
December 21, 2025 at 7:46 PM
What a sniveling little shit worm. Just a bag full of rotten egg yolks.
JD Vance gets the biggest applause of his speech so far when he says "by the grace of God we always will be a Christian nation"
December 21, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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foundational. defines the twisted heart of this place beautifully. welcome to bsky. here's your copy of the communist manifesto and a slut gnomes screenshot
Those new to Bsky need to be made aware of one of the greatest skeets ever, deleted long before its time.
December 21, 2025 at 8:10 AM
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its not hyperbole. i now genuinely believe we should seize musks assets and deport him
December 21, 2025 at 5:04 AM
ICE is a terrorist organization
DEVELOPING: Video out of Rialto shows an ICE agent accelerating a pickup truck straight at an unarmed man running on foot. He dodges at the last second, gets hit anyway, goes down, then is swarmed and detained.

ICE turned a vehicle into a weapon — and this time it’s on camera.
December 19, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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protip: if you have a feminine name, change your name on food delivery apps to a masculine name. it’s like magic, suddenly they stop getting “lost” all the time and needing you to come meet them 😬
December 19, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I’m not convinced that Andrew has ever met a woman that isn’t his mother. And, from what I can tell, his ideal woman is a pet cat
can’t understand why women hate these guys
December 19, 2025 at 6:54 PM
What a strange thing for a goblin made entirely out of wet lasagna to say. What are wet lasagna goblins? What can they become?
"Men are men. Men can never become women. Women are women. Women can never become men."
December 18, 2025 at 6:03 PM
The face of a man who understands that, while he did escape Guilfoyle, he didn’t trade up so much as he traded one prison for another. The face of a man who would *really* love to do some cocaine about it
Ahhhh, l’amour!
December 17, 2025 at 2:05 AM
December 16, 2025 at 6:26 PM
This came through the TL at a great time. Thanks
This x ♾️
December 16, 2025 at 6:15 PM
The ennui is at an all time high
December 16, 2025 at 6:12 PM
When she fell, I laughed a hearty guffaw. She deserved everything she got, but she didn’t get everything she deserves. What a cunt
Hazie's, a San Francisco restaurant co-owned by celebrity chef Joey Altman in Hayes Valley, had quite an eventful Saturday night. A video showing a couple assaulting employees at the restaurant has gone viral on social media, racking up over 780,000 views.
December 16, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Ever have a weird dream tailor made to your exact interests?

Escape room/Isekai/puzzle game/chasing down the idea of a woman I’ve unfairly idealized/sexy line drawings/rummaging through another person’s things to learn about them

I didn’t want to wake up
December 16, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Obviously not the larger crime here, but it irks me how much they try to preemptively obfuscate responsibility with McKinsey-esque business jargon.

“Lethal kinetic strikes”
“Were killed during”

Bullshit copaganda language

(Separately, “vessels were transiting” ??? The fuck? Who wrote this?)
We just murdered eight more people in boats.
December 16, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Katsuki Bakugo is probably my favorite character in all of anime. But final season of MHA is approaching JJBA levels of (tremendously awesome) bullshit powers. It’s fantastic
December 16, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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Could a person with depression do this?! (grimly goes about activities of daily living)
December 15, 2025 at 2:53 PM
One of the weird side effects of not consuming broadcast television is I have absolutely zero knowledge of movies anymore. At any given time, I could not tell you a single movie that is currently in theaters, and likely couldn’t name a movie from this year
December 15, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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🚨 THE BATTLE BEGINS 🚨

Your favorite year-end contest is back. It’s time to choose who will be this year’s Worst Person In Tech for 2025!

Each day of this week new matchups will drop until we choose the winner on Friday.

🗳️ Cast your ballot: twsu.forms.app/worst-person...
December 15, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Having Thiel/Vance and Musk/Gates in the first round preventing a truly spectacular final four. But watch out for Andriessen and Benioff to have interesting dark horse runs
🚨 THE BATTLE BEGINS 🚨

Your favorite year-end contest is back. It’s time to choose who will be this year’s Worst Person In Tech for 2025!

Each day of this week new matchups will drop until we choose the winner on Friday.

🗳️ Cast your ballot: twsu.forms.app/worst-person...
December 15, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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Lot of shit things happened this year but on the other hand I just scared my cat laughing after suddenly remembering that Fat Joe tried to claim the Taliban both took a day off when michael jackson died and were shown on CNN solemnly body popping in his memory.
December 15, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Always RT Ricky Jay when it comes across the TL
December 14, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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I don’t think we as a society have thanked @papapishu.bsky.social for obtaining, ripping, and uploading a master copy of the essential Ricky Jay And His 52 Assistants, Jay’s 1997 HBO special and the best distillation of his one of a kind talent archive.org/details/rick...
Ricky Jay & His 52 Assistants [1996] - RF Rip : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
NOTE: DO NOT DOWNLOAD THE COMPRESSED MP4 THAT ARCHIVE.ORG AUTO-GENERATES. This is an RF rip of Ricky Jay and His 52 Assistants, to date the greatest card...
archive.org
December 14, 2025 at 12:42 AM