Or, y’know, eyes

I don’t remember where I picked this up or if it’s even accurate, but I’ve long held the idea that your brain can’t create “new” imagery during a dream and that everything in a dream is in some way a composite of things you’ve seen/heard/felt in real life, but this one made me wonder

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I never thought of it that way but Yes! Give my creative outlet rules and structure

Driving is inherently boring, going faster doesn’t make it more interesting.

There was a point in my life that, due to the combination of restaurants I worked at, I heard Chris Stapleton’s “Tennessee Whiskey” at least twice a day, every day, for about a year and a half.

Great dude, hate that fucking song

“Cars are built to hit 150 mph on the reg” I say as my Chrysler town & country starts breaking apart from the vibration of going 67