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i probably need to plug in my phone
they/she
they/she
Pinned
my story THE CORDON is in here along with so many other incredible pieces!! and it's such a beautiful magazine too
read it here: necksnapmag.com/issue-two/
read it here: necksnapmag.com/issue-two/
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today’s affirmation: I am within the acceptable range of deviation. I am a perfectly roasted quail. if I was a car the mechanics would find nothing weird or rodent related in my air filter. I am upright. There are no stones or excess debris in my shoes. I still have all my bones.
December 9, 2025 at 1:44 PM
today’s affirmation: I am within the acceptable range of deviation. I am a perfectly roasted quail. if I was a car the mechanics would find nothing weird or rodent related in my air filter. I am upright. There are no stones or excess debris in my shoes. I still have all my bones.
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I need y'alls help with another toy drive. This one is for the children of incarcerated parents. Can we bring some joy to these families?
We're about 75 toys & teen gifts to our goal for parents at Cook County Jail. Thank you! Info & ways to donate:
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
December 10, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I need y'alls help with another toy drive. This one is for the children of incarcerated parents. Can we bring some joy to these families?
the handyman who fixed our porch just came in to work on one small thing inside the house right during the time that the playlist i was listening to went from bitch & animal's "boy girl wonder" to new here's "i just ate pussy"
sorry/you're welcome, dude
sorry/you're welcome, dude
December 9, 2025 at 7:10 PM
the handyman who fixed our porch just came in to work on one small thing inside the house right during the time that the playlist i was listening to went from bitch & animal's "boy girl wonder" to new here's "i just ate pussy"
sorry/you're welcome, dude
sorry/you're welcome, dude
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imagining an all night diner in a redwall world. little rat smoking while cooking on a flaptop. burned coffee in an acorn mug. the whole thing is inside a pumpkin
December 9, 2025 at 3:36 AM
imagining an all night diner in a redwall world. little rat smoking while cooking on a flaptop. burned coffee in an acorn mug. the whole thing is inside a pumpkin
am i too cold to post or too preoccupied with the bullshit of december or is it just that my cat has started pissing on the floor in one specific place (as well as continuing to use his litterbox) or is it all of the above who can say
December 9, 2025 at 5:24 PM
am i too cold to post or too preoccupied with the bullshit of december or is it just that my cat has started pissing on the floor in one specific place (as well as continuing to use his litterbox) or is it all of the above who can say
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*jingle bell rock voice, to the tune of jingle bell rock* jingle bell rock
December 7, 2025 at 5:06 PM
*jingle bell rock voice, to the tune of jingle bell rock* jingle bell rock
re: last reskeet, at least northsky's about to start sending invites
December 8, 2025 at 1:28 PM
re: last reskeet, at least northsky's about to start sending invites
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Bluesky’s head of trust & safety responding with a sarcastic image macro to a woman upset her husband was kidnapped by ICE is embarrassingly unprofessional & cruel behavior.
that account was then banned by Bluesky Trust & Safety. horrendously poor community management. what purpose does this serve?
that account was then banned by Bluesky Trust & Safety. horrendously poor community management. what purpose does this serve?
December 8, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Bluesky’s head of trust & safety responding with a sarcastic image macro to a woman upset her husband was kidnapped by ICE is embarrassingly unprofessional & cruel behavior.
that account was then banned by Bluesky Trust & Safety. horrendously poor community management. what purpose does this serve?
that account was then banned by Bluesky Trust & Safety. horrendously poor community management. what purpose does this serve?
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do you think that God stays in heaven because He too saw a big bee out there and it could still be there
December 7, 2025 at 6:37 AM
do you think that God stays in heaven because He too saw a big bee out there and it could still be there
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two petty wizards repeatedly using prestidigitation to shit each others' pants and unshit their own pants
December 6, 2025 at 7:38 AM
two petty wizards repeatedly using prestidigitation to shit each others' pants and unshit their own pants
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Shitty photoshop is better and funnier than any AI
December 5, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Shitty photoshop is better and funnier than any AI
i did the anisota.net/harvest thing and i would like to point out 2 things from my word cloud:
1. i did indeed write myself some shit (and frankly i AM glad about it), and
2. i also most definitely must stop talking
1. i did indeed write myself some shit (and frankly i AM glad about it), and
2. i also most definitely must stop talking
December 3, 2025 at 4:21 PM
i did the anisota.net/harvest thing and i would like to point out 2 things from my word cloud:
1. i did indeed write myself some shit (and frankly i AM glad about it), and
2. i also most definitely must stop talking
1. i did indeed write myself some shit (and frankly i AM glad about it), and
2. i also most definitely must stop talking
committing crimes (eating shredded cheese from the bag while wearing a v-neck shirt)
December 2, 2025 at 5:15 PM
committing crimes (eating shredded cheese from the bag while wearing a v-neck shirt)
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my story THE CORDON is in here along with so many other incredible pieces!! and it's such a beautiful magazine too
read it here: necksnapmag.com/issue-two/
read it here: necksnapmag.com/issue-two/
November 30, 2025 at 9:05 PM
my story THE CORDON is in here along with so many other incredible pieces!! and it's such a beautiful magazine too
read it here: necksnapmag.com/issue-two/
read it here: necksnapmag.com/issue-two/
imagine if you will an english muffin that splits 50-50
December 1, 2025 at 5:50 PM
imagine if you will an english muffin that splits 50-50
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I did too many chores today, so I should be able to just not work tomorrow.
December 1, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I did too many chores today, so I should be able to just not work tomorrow.
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star at 3 billion years old: i have so much light and warmth to share
star at 12 billion years old: when i finally get to die im taking all of you with me
star at 12 billion years old: when i finally get to die im taking all of you with me
November 29, 2025 at 10:14 PM
star at 3 billion years old: i have so much light and warmth to share
star at 12 billion years old: when i finally get to die im taking all of you with me
star at 12 billion years old: when i finally get to die im taking all of you with me
this was what i was vagueposting about earlier btw
my story THE CORDON is in here along with so many other incredible pieces!! and it's such a beautiful magazine too
read it here: necksnapmag.com/issue-two/
read it here: necksnapmag.com/issue-two/
November 30, 2025 at 9:07 PM
this was what i was vagueposting about earlier btw
my story THE CORDON is in here along with so many other incredible pieces!! and it's such a beautiful magazine too
read it here: necksnapmag.com/issue-two/
read it here: necksnapmag.com/issue-two/
November 30, 2025 at 9:05 PM
my story THE CORDON is in here along with so many other incredible pieces!! and it's such a beautiful magazine too
read it here: necksnapmag.com/issue-two/
read it here: necksnapmag.com/issue-two/
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ISSUE TWO IS HERE.
PDF is free to view and download on our website + download a Name Your Price ebook on our Shop if you'd like to throw us a donation. 🖤
featring @lucienrstarchild.bsky.social @anguslikeswords.bsky.social @kerminatrix.bsky.social and many more!
PDF is free to view and download on our website + download a Name Your Price ebook on our Shop if you'd like to throw us a donation. 🖤
featring @lucienrstarchild.bsky.social @anguslikeswords.bsky.social @kerminatrix.bsky.social and many more!
November 30, 2025 at 6:23 PM
ISSUE TWO IS HERE.
PDF is free to view and download on our website + download a Name Your Price ebook on our Shop if you'd like to throw us a donation. 🖤
featring @lucienrstarchild.bsky.social @anguslikeswords.bsky.social @kerminatrix.bsky.social and many more!
PDF is free to view and download on our website + download a Name Your Price ebook on our Shop if you'd like to throw us a donation. 🖤
featring @lucienrstarchild.bsky.social @anguslikeswords.bsky.social @kerminatrix.bsky.social and many more!
i have exciting news to share but i also have to vacuum (and maybe mop? ugh, mopping) first so i am vagueposting to keep you in suspense!!!
November 30, 2025 at 5:55 PM
i have exciting news to share but i also have to vacuum (and maybe mop? ugh, mopping) first so i am vagueposting to keep you in suspense!!!
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Listen to more music and less content.
November 28, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Listen to more music and less content.
for some reason we are watching the ridley scott napoleon movie and man all these people are bored to death with everything huh (including actual death)
November 29, 2025 at 2:17 AM
for some reason we are watching the ridley scott napoleon movie and man all these people are bored to death with everything huh (including actual death)
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Me: whats up man ever since you succumbed to the forest youve had this undeescribable vibe
My boy Trevor: *the sound of 1000 enraptured wasps vibrating a hive*
Me: yeah i guess
My boy Trevor: *the sound of 1000 enraptured wasps vibrating a hive*
Me: yeah i guess
November 28, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Me: whats up man ever since you succumbed to the forest youve had this undeescribable vibe
My boy Trevor: *the sound of 1000 enraptured wasps vibrating a hive*
Me: yeah i guess
My boy Trevor: *the sound of 1000 enraptured wasps vibrating a hive*
Me: yeah i guess