Kellum Tate-Jones, PhD
@kellumtj.bsky.social
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Always repost pinnipeds! 🦭
Paleontologist, poet, consultant, shit poster | heterophobic | they/she
Freedom for Palestine 🇵🇸🍉
Always repost pinnipeds! 🦭
Paleontologist, poet, consultant, shit poster | heterophobic | they/she
Freedom for Palestine 🇵🇸🍉
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Hi y'all! I'm Kellum, executive director of Refugium, LLC, a consulting agency focused on community engagement, strategic planning, and facilitation in STEM and academia. I'm a queer, neurodivergent Earth scientist, poet, storyteller, birder, forager, gardener, and cat mama. Excited to join y'all!
A beautiful ending to a shit month. Don't let the door hit you on the way out, August.
September 1, 2025 at 5:34 AM
A beautiful ending to a shit month. Don't let the door hit you on the way out, August.
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found a looseleaf sheet with my son's handwriting titled "We Didn't Start The Fire 2025" and the first line is "crypto, spongebob, got my dick caught in the gun safe". the rest of the page is blank.
August 30, 2025 at 5:20 PM
found a looseleaf sheet with my son's handwriting titled "We Didn't Start The Fire 2025" and the first line is "crypto, spongebob, got my dick caught in the gun safe". the rest of the page is blank.
Why is everything so bad
August 29, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Why is everything so bad
This is an interesting time to be reading all the pandemic sci-fi I've been consuming over the last three months....
August 29, 2025 at 1:22 AM
This is an interesting time to be reading all the pandemic sci-fi I've been consuming over the last three months....
God stuffing me full of insecurities and ADHD
a cartoon of a woman packing a suitcase with a picture of abraham lincoln on the wall
Alt: a cartoon of a woman dressed like a cheap hooker packing a suitcase that won't close
media.tenor.com
August 28, 2025 at 7:09 AM
God stuffing me full of insecurities and ADHD
As if the DQ workers are gonna be sharing their molly and cocaine in this economy
If you read the article it sounds like he was trying to frame the Dairy Queen. He put whole drug capsules in the ice cream and reported it to the police himself. The children did not ingest the drugs.
August 28, 2025 at 6:19 AM
As if the DQ workers are gonna be sharing their molly and cocaine in this economy
Make ass*ssination great again
August 28, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Make ass*ssination great again
I know I'm months late to the party but the second season of Andor seems to really just be ICE IN SPAAACE (SPACE Space space space....)
August 28, 2025 at 6:11 AM
I know I'm months late to the party but the second season of Andor seems to really just be ICE IN SPAAACE (SPACE Space space space....)
The only law of the land is consume
IMO many Americans don't even buy guns for personal protection or to defend themselves against a tyrannical government. They simply have a shopping addiction
August 28, 2025 at 6:08 AM
The only law of the land is consume
Are we still talking about the hundreds of kidnapped men in the Cecot concentration camp or what
August 28, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Are we still talking about the hundreds of kidnapped men in the Cecot concentration camp or what
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I identify as a threat. My pronouns are try/me.
August 27, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I identify as a threat. My pronouns are try/me.
Am I manic or just reacting to my ADHD meds after skipping them for a week: a saga
August 27, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Am I manic or just reacting to my ADHD meds after skipping them for a week: a saga
Eh they've been doing this forever *gestures vaguely at the Crusades and Inquisition
August 27, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Eh they've been doing this forever *gestures vaguely at the Crusades and Inquisition
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YODA: yoda my name is
LUKE: how do you spell it
YODA: *starts sweating*
LUKE: how do you spell it
YODA: *starts sweating*
August 26, 2025 at 11:01 PM
YODA: yoda my name is
LUKE: how do you spell it
YODA: *starts sweating*
LUKE: how do you spell it
YODA: *starts sweating*
Why are so many girls out here faking cancer though
the detective who was on my case reviewed security footage and said it looked like an inside job, aided by one of my roommates. not to be dramatic about it but i moved out
this is worse than the roommate who kept cat fetuses in jars or the girl who faked cancer then became a shaman
this is worse than the roommate who kept cat fetuses in jars or the girl who faked cancer then became a shaman
August 27, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Why are so many girls out here faking cancer though
I really fucking want this. I have a family member who recently committed suicide and there was a direct link to ChatGPT usage. Put his ass in a deep dark dank hole. Preferably with scorpions.
ngl I kind of think Sam Altman should be tried criminally? is that … feasible?
August 27, 2025 at 5:05 AM
I really fucking want this. I have a family member who recently committed suicide and there was a direct link to ChatGPT usage. Put his ass in a deep dark dank hole. Preferably with scorpions.
Admittedly I am a huge fan of John Bolton's moustache
First, they came for John Bolton
And I did speak out
Because even though I'm not a nutty right-wing warmonger with a ridiculous mustache,
I am an American who is horrified by a simple-minded tyrant using our Justice Department to avenge his petty, personal grudges.
And I did speak out
Because even though I'm not a nutty right-wing warmonger with a ridiculous mustache,
I am an American who is horrified by a simple-minded tyrant using our Justice Department to avenge his petty, personal grudges.
August 27, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Admittedly I am a huge fan of John Bolton's moustache
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I told you not to take everything I say clitorally
August 27, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I told you not to take everything I say clitorally
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Turns out some of the “we want small government” people kiiiinda wanted the government to be just one guy.
August 26, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Turns out some of the “we want small government” people kiiiinda wanted the government to be just one guy.
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Me and my COVID test after coming up positive two days before the trip to Scotland I'd planned for two years
Daniil Medvedev after a loss at the US Open.
Another grown man throwing a tantrum like he's a 3yo toddler. Ffs, mate. Do the world a favour—get off the court and stay off.
Another grown man throwing a tantrum like he's a 3yo toddler. Ffs, mate. Do the world a favour—get off the court and stay off.
August 26, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Me and my COVID test after coming up positive two days before the trip to Scotland I'd planned for two years