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kit spooks 👻

@kitsparks.bsky.social

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I am 1.89 Stanley Cups tall. I’ll take whatever pronouns you got (they/them probably most accurate, he/him most likely to delight, she/her in the gay way).

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kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · Nov 4

📌 pinned post to find my sporadically-posted artwork! 🖼️

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kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 6h

floor lamp go on floor, sorry to say

kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 6h

oh i misremembered, it’s one watch safe and one gun safe

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39M. Wife says this is tacky. I think it's minimalist but fine.

A sad living room featuring a TV with a small media bench, a couch, a medium-sized safe with a floor lamp on it, and a large safe. There is a big handsome dog.

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kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 6h

did you see the guy who got roasted for having his livingroom furniture at like 20% watch safe by volume? he was like “sorry, they’re staying, I bolted them to the floor”

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kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 6h

it looks blech to me, colons are such a good punctuation

for a while as a kid I wrote dates like 2025:10:15 until one of my teachers lost her mind over it

lmao calm down Ms Salter

kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 7h

interesting!!!

kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 7h

they don’t think it be like it is

but it do

kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 7h

well then someone should do that imo

where we at on the Tasmanian tiger

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kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 7h

they were! they lived in huge flocks that were good for protecting against non-human predators but made hunting them with guns comically easy.

kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 7h

what makes it easy? just good dna specimens?

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kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 7h

I think I would fund the chickenosaurus guys. They’ve been stuck on the long tail for like a decade but maybe they just need more money for CRISPR guns or whatever. I want a pet archaeopterish.

kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 7h

there are rich guys who buy bluefin tuna and then pay to have it very carefully frozen so they can eat it AFTER the bluefin tuna is hunted to extinction by rich guys

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kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 7h

the fact that I’m widely considered smarter than average and have a hard time subtracting 12 from 17 consistently on the fly bodes poorly for our species

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kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 7h

I don’t know what the stats are like on flashers who don’t become serial rapists but every serial rapist I’ve ever read about had a flashing/peeping/jerking off in cars progression that feels like it’s just a precursor

kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 7h

Anglo Canada doesn’t do 24h so it reads as “nerd (french?)”

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kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 7h

@cheatlines.co airplane

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kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 7h

he invented the first electrostatic generator, popularized eating eel, wrote a book titled On Farting about a fartist (fart artist), kept a guidebook to the best male hookers in Edo, and was one of Japan’s first oil painters

i have no choice but to stan

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kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 7h

sometimes the algo really serves up my exact shit

Japanese man sitting in front of bookshelf, caption reads “The Japanese Leonardo Da Vinci was a gay samurai.”

Now there are pictures of Leonardo Da Vinci and Hiraga Ginnai above his head and the caption reads “Let me explain.”

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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 17h

feds just set off tear gas that immediately blew directly toward them :)

milkweed.bsky.social @milkweed.bsky.social · 17h

This has a live feed. Stuff going down.

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Chicago News Bot @chicagonewsbot.bertshouse.social.ap.brid.gy · 17h

Massive law enforcement presence on Chicago's East Side | LIVE
https://abc7chicago.com/post/chicago-crash-massive-law-enforcement-presence-south-avenue-east-side-live/18005825/

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kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 17h

my mom had the weird alien writing style common among older Gen X because she was too young to write a lot of letters and too old to write a lot of emails. she felt slow and uncomfortable in writing, but fast and smart on the phone.

kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 17h

sure, for some segments, but I think most of the Gen X aversion to reading and writing is lack of comfort and familiarity with it because there was a 30-year period from the 60s through the 90s where the only distance communication methods were mail and phone and only one of those was instant

kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 18h

is it pronounced more like “Fresno” or “Dufresne”

kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 18h

news to me that some people don’t like 3 hour podcasts

my favourite podcast has gone over 4 hours and routinely ends with one host yelling “WE. HAVE. TO. LEAVE.” while the other one tries to wrap up

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kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 19h

past you is handsome but I would literally never recognize that photo as you, transition has transformed you immensely!!! full on butterfly moment

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kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 1d

also I love my current eyebrows, I feel like I have finally nailed the non-binary eyebrow, but these high mid-century arches were so cute on my face

kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 1d

phones in 2014 had exactly the right number of megapixels, however many that was

all my 2014 photos have the perfect amount of noise

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