kit sparks 🔥
@kitsparks.bsky.social
I am 1.89 Stanley Cups tall.
I’ll take whatever pronouns you got (they/them probably most accurate, he/him most likely to delight, she/her in the gay way).
I’ll take whatever pronouns you got (they/them probably most accurate, he/him most likely to delight, she/her in the gay way).
this is why I watch lawn mowing instead
can’t fake an overgrown lawn
can’t fake an overgrown lawn
November 30, 2025 at 3:37 AM
this is why I watch lawn mowing instead
can’t fake an overgrown lawn
can’t fake an overgrown lawn
my husband doesn’t, he can just recover the password from Stupid Liam
November 28, 2025 at 6:48 PM
my husband doesn’t, he can just recover the password from Stupid Liam
my husband Liam gets many emails intended for a man he calls “Stupid Liam” who evidently lives in Slough and pays for PornHub
November 28, 2025 at 4:29 AM
my husband Liam gets many emails intended for a man he calls “Stupid Liam” who evidently lives in Slough and pays for PornHub
yeah I’m a mixed bag of immigration waves, earliest in the 1600s (French fur traders) and latest in the 1930s (Slovak not vibing with Germany’s whole deal)
all four of my dad’s grandparents were born in different countries and had different native languages, which I think is neat
all four of my dad’s grandparents were born in different countries and had different native languages, which I think is neat
November 27, 2025 at 6:59 PM
yeah I’m a mixed bag of immigration waves, earliest in the 1600s (French fur traders) and latest in the 1930s (Slovak not vibing with Germany’s whole deal)
all four of my dad’s grandparents were born in different countries and had different native languages, which I think is neat
all four of my dad’s grandparents were born in different countries and had different native languages, which I think is neat
someone tried to tell me this is an anglo thing but they deleted
there were francophone settlers from Vermont to Missouri to Louisiana
the ones who chose canada over warmer climes in the 1600s were undoubtedly weird, and make up ~25% of my genome
there were francophone settlers from Vermont to Missouri to Louisiana
the ones who chose canada over warmer climes in the 1600s were undoubtedly weird, and make up ~25% of my genome
November 27, 2025 at 5:37 AM
someone tried to tell me this is an anglo thing but they deleted
there were francophone settlers from Vermont to Missouri to Louisiana
the ones who chose canada over warmer climes in the 1600s were undoubtedly weird, and make up ~25% of my genome
there were francophone settlers from Vermont to Missouri to Louisiana
the ones who chose canada over warmer climes in the 1600s were undoubtedly weird, and make up ~25% of my genome
yeah I find my best bets are The Decemberists and Lucy Dacus, but both have a few songs just out of my range on either side
Heart is also good if you like your falsetto
Heart is also good if you like your falsetto
November 26, 2025 at 4:29 PM
yeah I find my best bets are The Decemberists and Lucy Dacus, but both have a few songs just out of my range on either side
Heart is also good if you like your falsetto
Heart is also good if you like your falsetto
dang girl, pretty voice
I think we have around the same timbre! the high tenor/low alto zone is cool and good imo
I think we have around the same timbre! the high tenor/low alto zone is cool and good imo
November 26, 2025 at 4:17 PM
dang girl, pretty voice
I think we have around the same timbre! the high tenor/low alto zone is cool and good imo
I think we have around the same timbre! the high tenor/low alto zone is cool and good imo
I literally was holding my breath when I unmuted, thank goodness you’re safe 🙏
November 26, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I literally was holding my breath when I unmuted, thank goodness you’re safe 🙏
when my mom died I got CAD$36k from her life insurance and it genuinely changed my life
paid off some consumer debt that had collectors harassing me constantly (it was about $2500 total), threw myself a wedding, bought a real bed frame and a couch that didn’t have fleas (my old couch had fleas)
paid off some consumer debt that had collectors harassing me constantly (it was about $2500 total), threw myself a wedding, bought a real bed frame and a couch that didn’t have fleas (my old couch had fleas)
November 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
when my mom died I got CAD$36k from her life insurance and it genuinely changed my life
paid off some consumer debt that had collectors harassing me constantly (it was about $2500 total), threw myself a wedding, bought a real bed frame and a couch that didn’t have fleas (my old couch had fleas)
paid off some consumer debt that had collectors harassing me constantly (it was about $2500 total), threw myself a wedding, bought a real bed frame and a couch that didn’t have fleas (my old couch had fleas)
this reads like a @horsedisc.bsky.social post
November 26, 2025 at 1:12 PM
this reads like a @horsedisc.bsky.social post
I’m not sure I’ve made other meat pies but in my defense I am somewhat french canadian
November 26, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I’m not sure I’ve made other meat pies but in my defense I am somewhat french canadian
what’s up with South Africa being weirdly decisive on this issue
no one in South Africa doesn’t care about this, apparently
no one in South Africa doesn’t care about this, apparently
November 26, 2025 at 2:12 AM
what’s up with South Africa being weirdly decisive on this issue
no one in South Africa doesn’t care about this, apparently
no one in South Africa doesn’t care about this, apparently
though tbh i consider chess pies to be a type of toast more than a sandwich
November 26, 2025 at 2:09 AM
though tbh i consider chess pies to be a type of toast more than a sandwich
a wrap is a sandwich, a calzone is a sandwich, a pie is a sandwich
November 26, 2025 at 2:08 AM
a wrap is a sandwich, a calzone is a sandwich, a pie is a sandwich
open face sandwich, fucko!!!
November 26, 2025 at 2:07 AM
open face sandwich, fucko!!!
sheet of carbs on the top, sheet of carbs on the bottom, filling in the middle, that bitch is a sando
November 26, 2025 at 1:59 AM
sheet of carbs on the top, sheet of carbs on the bottom, filling in the middle, that bitch is a sando
a pie is a type of sandwich
November 26, 2025 at 1:57 AM
a pie is a type of sandwich
had one an hour ago
perfectly passable grocery store tourtière
perfectly passable grocery store tourtière
November 26, 2025 at 1:56 AM
had one an hour ago
perfectly passable grocery store tourtière
perfectly passable grocery store tourtière
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Recession Indicator would be a decent hardcore band name
November 25, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Recession Indicator would be a decent hardcore band name
oh yeah I’m pretty firmly pro jury except in so far as defendants rot in pretrial remand for months or years
November 25, 2025 at 6:44 PM
oh yeah I’m pretty firmly pro jury except in so far as defendants rot in pretrial remand for months or years
you heard my walk-on music
November 25, 2025 at 6:22 PM
you heard my walk-on music